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[ageae]

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[dcigenehunt-deactivated20231112]

Reece Shearsmith on why people seem to love the League of Gentlemen characters, despite them being monsters.

[docdust]

“You are taking them by the hand into the dark and being told ‘just come with me for a little bit and I’ll explain who I am, and you might feel differently about me.’”

[isombaird]

i can't believe i called reece shearsmith a lesbian and he thanked me

[isombaird]

i love them all so much

[isombaird]

lesbianism so bad it has me hyperfixating on a couple from a comedy sketch show where both characters are played by men in wigs and their attraction to each other is implied in one (1) scene and the scene is not even in the show itself but in the non canon spin off film. anyway

[upon-a-painted-ocean]

OKAYYYYY but this!! I have a very elaborate head cannon that Bernice is the ‘someone, once’ that Pauline thinks of wistfully during her interview with Ross. Based on very minor scraps of connections/ completely made up thoughts:

In the film we learn that Bernice knows Pauline well enough to ask for her help - Bernice would never need the job centre and Pauline wouldn’t go to church, so in my head they’ve known each other for a long time

I know it’s from a deleted scene in the non-canon film but when Bernice calls Pauline ‘efficient, ruthless, strong, some might say mannish’, you can’t tell me that this isn’t a genuine compliment with a teasing insult tacked on the end before it gets too sentimental - it speaks of a deep connection and friendship between the two

I mean who else would Pauline go out of her way to help aside from an old friend??

Pauline and Bernice are around the same age and so likely went to the same (the only?) school in Royston Vasey

They have very similar personalities (i.e. cantankerous, foul mouthed, egregious ) and we know that Pauline left school early - are you telling me that teenage Pauline and Bernice didn’t get kicked out of school together and wind up smoking/ drinking white lightning in the park??

Obviously we then have the classic enemies to friends to lovers pipeline because how could they not

Maybe they get caught by Bernice’s guardian (dad? grandad?), who forces her off to catholic school/ the church??

And by the time Bernice gets back she assumes Pauline has moved on and feels to embarrassed/ afraid to try and pick things back up, when both of them are desperate for the other one to get back in touch??

But eventually neither of them do, so they both get on with their lives and try to forget

At Mike and Cheryl’s wedding Bernice offers them a broken pen to sign the certificate. TELL ME that this isn’t the actions of a petty middle aged lesbian who’s first love was obsessed w/ pens. i dare you

[isombaird]

she (a middle aged man) means everything to me

[isombaird]

lesbianism so bad it has me hyperfixating on a couple from a comedy sketch show where both characters are played by men in wigs and their attraction to each other is implied in one (1) scene and the scene is not even in the show itself but in the non canon spin off film. anyway

[doctorqueensanatomy]

WOKE life on mars be like

sam BI-ler

gene CUNT

GAY carling

chris SLAYton

anNONBINARY cartwright

[doctorqueensanatomy]

might be for a small audience, but here is every instance of bastard/bastards said in Life on Mars

Life on Mars finishes with 57 "bastard(s)" across 2 series: 5 in series 1, 52 in series 2. an average of 3.6 bastards an episode across both series, and 6.5 bastards an episode across s2 alone

s2e3 has the highest rate of "bastards" with 11, 19.3% of all bastards coming from this episode

Gene Hunt takes up 54.4% of all bastards with 31 in total

[doctorqueensanatomy]

[isombaird]

gonna start posting about the six idiots like they're one direction

[isombaird]

happy death day mary guppy </3

[ohnoaname]

So LGBTQ+ is now completely illegal in Russia. I wonder if anyone going to talk about that. I'm so tired

[ohnoaname]

I really try to keep politics and more personal stuff out of my blog because that's my escapism website but I really can't NOT talk about it

Russian Supreme Court just banned "LGBT+ movement" as extremist. It's basically illegal now. I saw the news when I wasn't home and I spend next 2h trying not to cry before I actually get home

I'm russian and I'm asexual. I'm maybe non-binary and sapphic, I'm still figuring it out.

And I can't say that I love my country. I disagree with lots of its politics and laws, but. I was born here. I was raised here and I live here and it's home. My home, which, apparently, hates my existence. I wish I could really, fully hate it back but I can't. It's home.

I get that most of the world doesn't really care about russians right now because well. We are the bad guys. But please, talk about russian queers. I don't know what else to say. We exist. We want to matter at least to someone.

[thatgordongirl]

The holy trinity of ‘Good Lord’s

[isombaird]

them <3

[isombaird]

I AM NOT READY!!!