[gavlan-deactivated20170701]

as a kid, i used to think that telekinesis really was possible if you could focus all of your brainpower to it. obviously, i was a fucking stupid little kid.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

too stupid to unlock telekinesis like everyone else apparently lmaooo

[beholdingslut]

Robert de Niro in heat and I’m not apologising

i forgot heat was the name of a movie and i had my finger on the block button

[aight6oi-deactivated20210316]

my back hurts from carrying around my great taste in music all day

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

8:30 PM

Thursday

Could not stop laughing at this image

[maidenthecat]

Rest in pieces, I guess

[penuswilliams]

it’s called science

[gunsandfireandshit]

Is this supposed to be ironic or did y'all forget the part where the CIS droids walk through the shield like it's nothing and start mowing the Gungans down??

[plum-soup]

You telling me these droids are cisgender???

[action52]

me when i activate my telekinesis

[hungwy]

reading older literature is like this sentence is literally going nowhere and you already used 50 words in it

[supergameboytwo]

your favourite pokemon is scyther, Whats yours?

[lesbiangunshow]

*rolls an 18 perception check on this post*

[supergameboytwo]

you notice that your favourite pokemon is scyther. I need you to roll an acrobatics check for me.

[lesbiangunshow]

aah, 12?

[supergameboytwo]

you turn into scyther, your favourite pokemon

[radiofreeslowzone]

good god when the roast beast hits..

[wow-images]

Found a fellow member of the Horde at the DMV today. (Via)

(teelib1992)

[swarnpert]

is your dmv in your moms house or something

[rcktpwr]

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

Good fucking luck even getting a girl to look at you after today

[weaver-z]

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look

[polishhammer83]

It’s fucking Tom Jones? Millennials are you too stupid to realize that Tom Jones is the reason some of you exist? (Think about it for a second, you’ll get it)

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

hhhhhh oh my god ohhh my god oh my fucking god

[uniocto]

tom jones fucked all of our moms

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I love seeing bank rules that will never apply to me. My app was just like "you cannot deposit more than $5,000 daily to this account and I was like noted thanks

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]