Les Halleyrables

Me. And Les Miserables, a lot of that. And probably some Marvel.

[smolfeuilly-deactivated20160608]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BRICK

April 3rd 1862 : publication of the two first volumes of Les Misérables

[the-end-of-the-chase]

[the-rogue-raccoon]

For those who haven’t seen the articles - BBC announced the cast (not whole unfortunately) for their Les Mis.

Valjean (Dominic West)

Javert (David Oyelowo)

Fantine (Lily Collins)

Thenardiers (Adeel Akhtar and Olivia Colman)

Cosette (Ellie Bamber)

Marius (Josh O'Connor)

Eponine (Erin Kellyman)

[the-rogue-raccoon]

Enjolras (Joseph Quinn)

Azelma (Alex Jarrett)

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

Look, I’m not saying that Victor Hugo was listening to Bon Jovi’s We Weren’t Born To Follow when writing Les Mis. I’m just saying it’s a possibility, is all.

[leshalleyrables]

I've just seen Daredevil's second episode, and Agent Carters first (yeah, I know, I'm worlds behind) and all I could thought about was "please, don't make any innecesari romantic subplot"

[nateswinehart]

You gotta have a plan…

[marvelouslysuperlocked]

Things I want now that Disney has the rights to the X-Men and the Fantastic Four:

- WWII flashbacks with Steve, Bucky and Logan

- SPIDEYPOOL

- Erik trying to stop Bucky’s assassination of JFK

- “You couldn’t stop a man with a metal arm?”

“Shut up, Charles.”

- Tony Stark and Reed Richards being sarcastic super geniuses and Bruce wrangling them like a soccer mom

- Basically Reed joins the Science Bros.

- the Illuminati

- Spider-Man and Deadpool team up

- Avengers vs. X-Men

- Avengers and X-Men team-ups

- A quality Fantastic Four movie

- Chris Evans playing Johnny Storm again and everyone commenting on how similar he and Cap and they study each other and just “I don’t see it, guys”

- Wade Wilson. Peter Parker. On screen. Together.

- Deadpool cameos in like, every movie. I don’t even care if he’s out of focus in the background I just want to see the red suit in the back and flip my shit.

- Wade waiting for the perfect moment to drop the one f-bomb permitted in a PG-13 X-Men and Avengers team up movie and absolutely losing his shit when Wolverine beats him to it.

-Hulk and the Thing

-Groot and the Thing

- more Badass female superheroes getting on screen together.

- Doctor Doom. Just yes.

- Galactus done RIGHT

- LETS GOOOOO ULTIMATE HERO TEAM UP TO TAKE HIM DOWN

- Ryan Reynolds and Tom Holland starring in a movie together.

- Just Logan and Rocket. I don’t know why but I need it.

- Bruce Banner and Hank McCoy my soft science babies on screen together

- Erik to be HAPPY FOR ONCE with his children (idk how they’re fixing or explaining that fiasco but like it’s totally chill with me I love both quicksilvers)

- Thor and Charles sharing tips on how to deal with people who habitually betray you but you love them anyway

- Did I mention Spideypool?

Feel free to add, guys!

Edit following some confusion: When I say Spideypool, I mean it in a platonic sense. The friendship between Peter and Wade is one of my absolute favorites and I just want to see these two characters on screen together, as friends. I want to see a team up.

[leshalleyrables]

Deadpool and Clint? They're like the best Bropt. Talking in sing lenguage a shit.

[adamsvanrhijn]

why do you need an au for les amis to beat the shit out of victor hugo. they were alive at the same time

jean prouvaire could have body slammed victor hugo at any point in time and it would be completely canon compliant

[aux-barricades]

Hugo and Grantaire definitely got into a fight over Enjolras at least once

[leshalleyrables]

Victor Hugo; For the last time, Enjolras is a charming young man capable of being terrible.

Grantaire: But I, kind of, worship him? He is awesome. I'm his biggest fan.

VH: I AM his biggest fan, not you, ME. And you are ugly mister Grantaire. Very ugly. Like 100% ugly.

R: Man, that's mean. And why wouldn't you call me for my name?

VH: I don't give a shit about your name. No one will ever know it.

[lesmiserablessuggestions]

Spend almost 20 years writing a really long novel but don’t give the first names of most of main characters

[leshalleyrables]

What are you talking about? Of course they have first name, it's Sewer System.

[deboracabral]

I don’t think your fic NEEDS a second part but if you were to write it, I might squee very loudly and you might be given my first born as an offering.

Hdjsjs please don’t give me your child, i can barely take care of myself.But I’m on it. I do have the whole story in my head, the problem is actually writing :B

[leshalleyrables]

Someone is talking about a good fic, WHERE'S IT I NEED TO READ A GOOD FIC

[juanjoltaire]

Hello there @telltalegames. I see you liked my idea for a Les Mis game. Call me.

[leshalleyrables]

Yes, please, YES, PLEASE.

[leshalleyrables]

Jehan is Persefone.

[leshalleyrables]

Monparnasse goes on his black harley davinson with headphones hearing "I'm a cowboy, on steel horse I ride, I'm wanted, dead or alive" while the rest of the patron follows him and his dramatic soul in a car.

And you can't convice me otherwise.

[leshalleyrables]

Okay, so, I just discovered that I'm a straight allie? I mean, I didn't know this term even existed, and that lack of information has made me think. I know the different gender/sexual orientations, at least the """""biggers""""" ones (I can't say there's no one that scapes me), but sometimes I can get little confused about the differences. For example, the bisexuals can be attracted either by male or female persons, and the pansexuals feels attraction without matter in the gender, as far I know. So, wouldn't it be practicaly the same? Or, does the pansexual feel attraction for a genderfluid person but the bisexual not? Yeah, I'm little confused there. So, if out there is some kind human that doesn't mind being asked (when I'm curious or there's something I don't get I ask a lot, I must say, so someone with a big patiente would be perfect) about all LGTB things, I would apreciate it. Sorry for my english. It's almost midnight and I can't get myself to check everything properly.

[undertheinktree]

Let’s face it. Even after 4 seasons of Vikings and 2 seasons of Versailles George Blagden will always be our Grantaire. He could win an Oscar for a movie about a flying racoon and we would still be like “Ooooh Les Mis Wildlife AU”.

[epsee]

It’s out!! I had a blast working on character art for this amazing game. Hope everydaddy’s finding the dad of their dreams in [DREAM DADDY]

[leshalleyrables]

They're, obviously, Enjolras, Montparnasse, Feuilly, Combeferre, Grantaire, Courfeyrac and Bahorel. I'm the only one?

[murdoctrinated-deactivated20180]

Imagine Joly’s leg is really hurting him and he’s struggling to walk so Grantaire and Bossuet link their arms and hands together to form a seat and carry him around as if he’s on a throne, shouting “Make way for the King!” as they go.

[leshalleyrables]

Enjolras apreciates and hates that equali

[dyketaire]

Alternate Universe

Enjolras should have realized that the kids would try to figure it out. Turns out high school students have nothing better to do than investigate their teachers love lives.

It started with a few lovesick students who thought that they might have a chance with the scarily-hot political science teacher before their friends crushed their dreams by pointing out that Enjolras was both out of their league and probably taken.

From then on, it became his students’ mission to find out if Enjolras was dating anyone. It hadn’t taken Enjolras long to realize that his students were weird, but this was reaching a whole new level.

Someone overheard (eavesdropped on) Enjolras talking on the phone before school and heard him sign off with “I love you,” which was damning enough to launch an investigation into WHO it was that Enjolras loved.

Mr. Combeferre frowned and shook his head when the kids questioned him. “I’m not going to spill my friend’s secrets. Now run along,” he had said, but one of the kids noticed the edge of a smile on his lips.

Mr. Courfeyrac just laughed when he was asked. “You know who you should ask about this? R. You should ask Grantaire about this.”

Most of the other teachers seemed to agree. There was nothing left to do but go to Enjolras’s sworn enemy.

The art teacher nearly fell out of his chair when his students asked him who Enjolras was dating. “That’s a fantastic question. Who could that ice-cold, pretentious asshole possibly date?”

“Probably someone as beautiful and emotionally cut-off as he is,” one of the kids said wistfully.

“Mmhmm”

“She probably killed her pet goat when she was seven for sustenance and didn’t shed a tear.”

“That’s honestly the only logical possibility,” Grantaire agreed.

The rest of Grantaire’s class for the day turned into character design of Enjolras’s alleged lover. After that, most of the kids resigned themselves to never solving the mystery.

After school, Grantaire went to Enjolras’s classroom. “Were you aware that your wife killed her family pet as a child so that she wouldn’t starve to death?”

“Oh really?” Enjolras said. “I was told that she was a Russian spy.”

Grantaire wrapped his arms around Enjolras’s waist. “Maybe she’s both,” he murmured, pressing a kiss to Enjolras’s lips.

They didn’t notice the student standing at the door. The school went wild.

[leshalleyrables]

BEST THING EVER. We need what happened the next day, or how reacted they both and Combeferre and Courfeyrac to the student. Or the Courferre version. Idk, something, this is so good to let it be.