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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Janaina Medeiros
we're not kids anymore.
Sweet Seals For You, Always
noise dept.

#extradirty

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@lessimportantthanyou
please read the best twitter story i’ve seen all week
@ the rest of the world, get on istanbul’s level with respect to cats
It wasn’t meant to be. You’re not missing out. Your life has different plans for you.
brooklyn nine nine getting cancelled vs brooklyn nine nine being renewed the next day
If George didn’t start his best man’s speech with “Ladies and Gentlemen, lend me your ears”, then there is no point in anything anymore.
amy “literally broken” santiago
me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*
me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat
I’M DEAD AFSHGASJHJHA
Daniel Radcliffe on a normal Tuesday morning walk
This is a big 2018 mood for me
I know it sounds fake but you really do have a lot of silent lovers on this planet who look at you and wish they had your smile or your hair color or your humor or your intellect or your intentions or your heart, your manners, your eyes, your ease, even just you. People who are too shy to tell you what they admire about you or what they wish for you or who they see themselves becoming bc of you & they’re too shy to tell you. even tho it isn’t verbalized, the universe has still heard and the universe has loved you for helping out on its creations. You’re that person. You’re you.
*gets in an uber* hi yeah i know i said i wanted to go somewhere but im actually just going through a hard time rn can you put on some fleetwood mac and take me through a carwash
a 30 y/o drunk man came up to me in a nightclub the other night and said “the economy might be shit but at least we have niall horan”
i’m having trouble believing this
i live in ireland the only thing irish men love more than themselves is niall horan
#there’s an irisn pub near my old vocal studio and they have a framed picture of niall on the wall #not even signed or anything #just in the middle of the wall
“before he’s ready for it”
what about ireland shifting the date of their holy communion because one direction were performing that week
which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt
im an orange juice grandma
also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell
from the zine No Mist by Lora Mathis (2017) Available here.