Alexa

she/they- so many Fandomss oh God - constant shit posting 20yo

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Arthur dresses up his court sorcerer in the most lavish clothing he can have made.

Merlin is often seen in purples, violets and blues with the softest materials money can buy.

He has a custom cloak that he wears pretty much everywhere that has three layers but still manages to feel light and doesn't weigh him down. It's a deep blue embroidered with gold string that pictures constellations around his neck and arms.

He has the sturdiest boots that are made especially for traveling and foraging, because even though hes not Gaius's assistant anymore he still helps him out any way he can.

He has a thin head piece that delicately wraps around his head. Its decorated with gold stars- did you know he likes stars? Has Arthur ranted to you about how gorgeous his sorcerers looks when hes covered in gold and stars?-

He's riddled with random jewelry, rings/bracelets/earrings/necklaces, Arthur finds and deems worthy for Merlin.

Merlin constantly scolds him for spending so much money on random items that he doesn't need and absolutely doesn't deserve but he'd never tell anyone that he adores the gifts and loves the feeling of being given things so regularly.

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Just watched hokum and unfortunately I was too distracted by Adam Scott's sexy face to actually pay attention

[scizororeo]

dekuruma or whatever

[anonymousmarshmallow]

Yes!!!

Also, Kacchan is his familiar

[merlepsblog]

Robby: It's important to have boundaries. Also Robby: Please come sleep in my bed for three months. Also Robby: What are your thoughts on old men exercising naked?

[thememedaddy]

[luvrm4nd]

boy why does your boss have you clicker trained

[matthewrhys]

The Pitt— "1:00 P.M." (2.07)

[lessislost]

Literally him btw

[melsglasses]

boyfailure supreme

[melsglasses]

bonus: she loves him but at what cost

[luckystone-me]

Don't judge Ena for her new sona! 💙 💛

[alexisneverokay]

gotta say I'm a big fan of joy and ogilvie asking when lunch is, just like dennis did in season 1, and when dennis goes to throw a cereal bar? he only throws one to joy.

beautiful. joy is allowed to eat. ogilvie is permitted only to starve.

[melsglasses]

mmmm lavalamp

[oopshenangians]

Robby: I don’t gossip.

Robby with Trinity: Hello my firstborn and favorite. I need you to tell me everything about your roommate. What’s going on? Is he in a relationship? There’s a woman? You don’t know what’s going on between them? It’s okay, I’ll ask him—I mean I’ll check on him.

[kawareo]

Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

[kawareo]

He also aggressively corrected himself whenever he accidentally misgendered a trans guy we knew because "there's already more women than men in the world, the more numbers we steal from them, the better." Did that even when the trans guy wasn't around.

[kawareo]

I need to point out that he was completely serious btw. This man had no sense of humor if he tried.

He was a cook at the restaurant/bar I was a bartender at, and almost punched a costumer once because he overheard him talking about how women belong in the kitchen. Told me he thought women should stay out of kitchens, that cooking is a man's job and when I asked him what he thinks women should be doing, he went quiet for a moment, then proceeded to explain to me the following

"I trust a bitch to run a kitchen as much as she can run a country, they should do shit like plumbing. Or electricity. Something you can just learn to do and don't need to lead, you know?"

Apparently women are good at "fixing shit". He claimed that he doesn't trust male plumbers or electricians except if they're gay because "something most be wrong with you if you want to go fix other people's houses, that's that maternal instinct"

[kawareo]

Love that you guys seem to like the stories about my Guy, here's another. (also for context i need to say that english is not the language he spoke, and when i say 'fag', i'm using it for our version of the slur. Our Guy insisted that that's just how you call gay people in our language (it isn't))

We had an openly gay coworker who looked like it (crop tops, dyed hair, make-up) and he was often harassed by the waiters from the football bar next door. The gay dude had the same name as the Guy, who insisted that we would specify the he isn't gay, so they just became "Name" and "Not Gay Name". He was fine with that.

Oh he also once went on a rant about how he respects our gay coworker more than "those other fags" because "at least he has the balls to look like a fag, yknow? None of that sneaky shit where you can't tell if they're trying to fuck you or your girlfriend." When I then told him I was bi, he looked me over and called me some slurs before telling me that I don't need to rub it in that I can get both. Then he asked me if I think he's hot and when I told him no, he informed me I should stick with women because I clearly have shit taste.

[kawareo]

He once accidentally bullied one of our younger waitresses out of an early eating disorder she was developing before working there (she told me about it after)

Boss gave us one meal from the menu a day as a job bonus, and we had this very shy seventeen year old working with us who was already nervous around men, but Our Guy was a 6'3 dude who only stopped yelling and cursing when he was not speaking at all. If he was the one cooking that day, he'd peek out of the kitchen an hour before he'd start closing it up, and would shout at you if you haven't ordered your meal yet because he hated cooking once he already cleaned. The waitress was scared shitless of him, and so whenever he would yell at her to "fucking order already", she'd panic and just pick something.

She didn't eat much but the first time she tried to throw out almost the whole plate, he got so personally insulted that he berated her for not picking something she'd like, and demanded to know what he did wrong. He got really upset about apparently not being able to cook something that this kid would like and I'm pretty sure he started putting in extra effort to make sure she would eat it this time? It lead to him quite literally standing over her like a hawk when she ate to "see her reaction" and demand an immediate review to see what he can improve.

She later told me that it she was so scared and awkward around him back then that it kind of overrode her fear of food, and that she still sometimes pretends she's back there, when she feels a bad episode coming on, so. He did do something good for the world i guess

[kawareo]

Our Guy met a nonbinary person once when my friend came to visit me at work. He was just on a smoke break so I had to introduce them and when I said "They're visiting" he got confused and asked us how many people are there (and then threatened murder if they dare order something while he's on a break). I had to explain this man what a nonbinary person is, he thought about it for a second, called the whole thing "fucking stupid, there ain't that shit in nature" and then proceeded to very mockingly refer to them as (our language equivalent of) "your majesty" and use the pronouns you use for people you're supposed to respect (which is genderless and very formal)

My friend thought he was really funny before I explained to them that I'm pretty sure he thought he was being mean (but hey he it wasn't misgendering so yay)

Then (after his break) they ordered a vegan sandwich and we heard him cussing them out about how "they should pick a fucking struggle". Later I asked him about it and got told that "how much shit can you deny yourself? Cheese, gender, the fuck's next?"

[veal7creative]

"Cheese, gender, what the fuck's next?"

I like how his issue isn't with the "that shit ain't in nature" thing he mentioned, but the idea that being nonbinary is some form of self-deprivation and that they deserve a gender like everyone else.

More notes for The Study

[hussyknee]

This post made it to TikTok.

[elodieunderglass]

What a FASCINATING person

[hussyknee]

Adding OP's final addition so we can get it all in one reblog chain.

[starspangledsteeve]

possibly best pic of all time featuring Whitaker’s siblings looking like his angel and devil on each shoulder

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im thinking too mush right now. a few days ago my older sister was making warm honey with lime because my little sisters throat hurt. her throat doesnt truly hurt. i've been raising that child on my own for years now. she lies just like how i did when i was younger. and my older sister said, "abuela used to make this for me when i was sick" and i spoke without thinking, because thats how i am. i said "i had to make it for myself when i was younger." and they just looked at me for a moment. my little sister didn't understand because shes eight and she doesn't understand much really but my older sister looked at me with this incomprehensible face. then she just said, "yeah abuela gave up taking care of her after a while." and its true. i've known thats true for the longest time. longer than she has. because i'd watch my grandmother make that stupid drink when i was little but never had it made myself. because i made it when my throat hurt and no one believed me while i was standing on a chair to reach the honey. because i had to wake myself up every morning and get ready to walk to the school bus while she angrily ushered me out the door in a way my older sister could probably never imagine. id wake up at five in the morning just to sit in the dinning room to see my mother get ready for work. because after work was dedicated time for her to scream at me over not knowing how to spell Oregon for my homework. and the time i spent alone was spent picking at scabs and staring at the mess id get screamed at for.

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i want to text him. i have this insane urge to just ask what his favorite color is. nothing else just that. but i havent. and i dont think i will. i think ill wait a bit. not to test him this time. just to let myself simmer now. if he texts me? ill answer like im not insane, of course. but if he doesn't ill appear one day probably in a few days and ask him just that. actually, i think i truly want to ask him a different question. one that i've been thinking about for a while now. i want to ask him if he remember GSA in middle school. where we'd all stuff into a room and talk about whatever we wanted too and just hang out for two hours until 5pm where we we're forced to leave the building. i want to ask him if he remembers me and him and all our other friends, that hes still friends with but not me, and if he thought i was good. i wonder what he thought about me before i crashed and burned. before i left everyone and isolated and became so mentally unstable that no one would speak to me without a grimace on their face. before he moved. but i wont ask him that, even if the question seems so simple, even if he probably wouldn't understand the emotional charge within the question. do you remember GSA in middle school? i wont ask that. but one day i might. instead ill ask him what his favorite color is. thats a safer question.

[oldmanyaoiismysavior]

and if i said that dennis whitaker is just merlin’s current disguise as he waits for arthur to resurrect