she was a sword

[ebiemidnightlibrarian]

the hot priests of television and cinema: a very necessary thread - tumblr version (1/3)

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Montgomery Clift in I Confess (1953), dir. Alfred Hitchcock

Father Michael Logan

Gael García Bernal in El Crimen del Padre Amaro (2002), dir. Carlos Carrera

Padre Amaro

Ewan McGregor in Angels and Demons (2009), dir. Ron Howard

Camerlengo Carlo Ventresca

Dominic Cooper in Preacher (2016-2019)

Father Jesse Cusser

Jude Law in The Young Pope (2016)

Pope Pius XII

Ethan Hawke in First Reformed (2017), dir. Paul Schrader

Father Toller

Andrew Scott in Fleabag Season 2 (2019)

Hot Priest

Hamish Linklater in Midnight Mass (2021)

Father Paul Hill | Monsignor John Pruitt

Alfonso Herrera in The Exorcist (2016-2017)

Father Tomas Ortega

Daniel Brühl in Intruders (2011), dir. Juan Carlos Fresnadillo

Padre Antonio

[batarangsoundsdumb]

hi, can you do headcanons where batfamily and maybe some other heroes are scared by Dick's intelligence?

like "my god, I totally forgot that he was a genius"

wally and dick go on a mission in france and while wally is whipping out google translate dick is already like 'bonjour, je cherche un homme qui s'appelle-'

he runs them out to slovenia on a lead and while wally is back to google translate dick is already helping the perp's grandma file her taxes

"how many languages do you speak?"

"mentally? two on a good day."

"and technically?"

"like thirteen? maybe fourteen if i squint?"

wally's like 'not that i expected anything less from you but what the fuck man'

damian assumes dick is ridiculously stupid at first because he's seen dick's file and it's like 'didn't finish college, hasn't had a stable job ever, still doesn't use his trustfund money' so clearly dick is beneath him

but when damian gets completely stumped over a chemical compound he can't identify, dick manages to identify it after 10 seconds of looking and damian's just like "i'm going to idolise the absolute shit out of you from here on out"

steph gives dick her med school homework to prove to bruce that college is really difficult and he just fills it all in in 15 minutes and hands it over while she's still ranting about the work load.

"how can you know this much about neurobiology?"

"i dabble"

12 year old dick grayson accidentally solved superman's case because he thought it was clark's crime novel and he's like "clearly this franklin guy killed his brother, his entire alibi is shit, it's too obvious. honestly uncle clark, i know you can write a better story than this."

jason tried to cheat dick out of a win at a pubquiz by switching all the questions with really specific ones and dick still won.

"which country was group 4's winner in the european football cup of 1996?"

"croatia"

"how the fuck"

tim knows that technically, dick is a genius, but he's also seen him flying into walls at 60 miles per hour so he's a little skeptical until dick's like "wanna see me hack the pentagon?" and genuinely hacks the pentagon

[violenceenthusiast]

supernatural came out in 2005.. brokeback mountain came out in 2005 (with its hetbait posters).. dean loves cowboy movies.. thinking about 26 yo, mid s1 dean…. john is still off by himself looking for intel on yellow eyes. the boys have just done a string of back to back to back hunts, staying up most all of each night hitting the books and they’ve finally reached a break in the clouds and have a night off. sam passes out around 6pm and dean.. unsurprisingly can’t sleep, he’s restless he’s bored and alone with his thoughts and decides what the hell when’s the last time i had a free night i’m gonna go try and catch a movie. so he grabs the keys and his jacket (he doesn’t have to grab his shoes because he never took them off in the first place) and is half way out the motel-room door when he remembers sam, and that sam’ll probably freak out a bit if he wakes up to an empty motel room. so dean scrawls a quick note, leaves it where sam will see it, and heads into town.

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[ferrousferrule]

I collected a bunch of "haha I don't have 2020 vision" "oh God not like that" posts

[atmosfer-deactivated20241016]

[bouncyirwin]

I wouldn’t mind a sequel to this post 🤣

[oldtvandcomics]

I have kept coming back to this post to see the reblogs, so I can give you the ones other people collected all in one place:

This one I actually found myself!

And I don’t think that this counts, but it still has the beautiful “Ah, fuck” vibes the rest of the post does:

And let’s not forget the cursed “Supernatural GIF Perfectly Describes 2020″ one:

@ferrousferrule:  You said you were looking for more and going through the reblogs, right? In which case this isn’t going to be of much use to you, but still. Just in case it is. :)

[dererumvita-art]

A short story about Persephone’s myth that I wrote this summer.

[lestarthefire]

"Not only did he loved her, but so did the universe"

Bones x OC

[doc-anders]

Visit Original Link

“Yeah, alright, I took things too far. That kid just gets on my nerves, especially when he treats Tim like the piece of sh*t he is. Only I get to do that to them.”

[abisalli]

“I’m not a robot”

[tinyavenuesailor]

I’m not happy to hear it!

So, I was just going through my JonDami folder on my google drive, which has way too many unfinished stories and saw this. It was almost done so I just finished it off and I’m putting it here. Tell me what you think. 

This was an attempt at exploring a vulnerable Damian Wayne

This fight may have been the biggest they’ve had yet, since the beginning of their partnership, since the beginning of their friendship, since the beginning of their relationship. Damian crossed a line, he not only hid important information about their mission from Jon, but he lied about certain details. Jon didn’t care about the League of Assassins involvement or the parts of Damian’s past that came into the mix. All the trust they built up for years shattered like thin glass. Jon could feel his voice straining to compete with Damian’s. No matter how much love he felt for the man in front of him it didn’t blind Jon from the arrogance and snobbish behaviour Damian can display at times. They’ve been arguing for who knows how long and Jon’s frustration was at his peak. He finally exploded.

“God, I hate you!” Jon wasn’t sure how it became a thing since his first argument with Damian but it did. The two go to phrases that put a stop to every conflict since they were kids. The words didn’t carry any meaning to Jon, it just became a pattern he’s never decided to stop following. The sentence flowed right off the tongue and he would wait for Damian’s usual ‘Happy to hear it’ before they both stormed off to cool down and pick up the argument later.

“Happy to-,” The words hitched in Damian’s throat. That small hiccup was enough for the anger to start clearing from Jon’s mind. The silence made its way in between the two for the first time. Jon refused to say anything as he waited for Damian to finish. He felt his heart stop when he noticed a growing damp spot on Damian’s mask. “You know what? I’m not happy to hear it! I’m never fucking happy to hear it!” Damian screamed with a crackling voice. “If you hate me so much then why don’t you just leave and go find someone better! I’m sure it wouldn’t be difficult!” There was no comeback for this one. He didn’t know what to do. They’ve gone off-road, there was no pattern, no instructions to follow. Jon couldn’t navigate. Damian could only bottle away his emotions for so long, there was always a breaking point. One Jon was never prepared for. Damian heavy breath went shallow. His shoulders dropped and arms hugged around his body. “I’m sorry,” Damian whimpered and submitted. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry.” The mantra continued with Damian’s voice breaking down more with each apology. Jon was glad his feet had moved for him towards Damian.

Damian didn’t move away from Jon but he did flinch when Jon reached to take off his mask. Jon has never seen Damian cry before. He’s seen Damian sad, locked away in his room where no one else can see him and curled on his bed cuddled up to Titus or Alfred, yet he’s never seen Damian cry not even on his worse days. Some days he even wondered if Damian knew how to cry. Tried to imagine how his boyfriend would look in the act but was never able to produce a believable image. Now, after seeing the tears fall from those green orbs Jon decided that he never wanted to see Damian cry again.

“Dami, I didn’t mean it,” Jon cupped Damian’s face and wiped the tears away with his thumbs as they came flooding down. “You have to believe me, I didn’t mean it.” Damian shook his head and apologised again. Desperate to patch up the damage he caused, Jon pulled Damian in to wrap his arms around him and push Damian’s face in his shoulder. “I’m so sorry,” Jon pressed a kiss into Damian’s hair, “I didn’t mean it. I love you so much. I didn’t mean it”

Jon hugged Damian tighter, letting him cry onto his suit as he pressed kisses to Damian’s forehead and whispered apologies. The sobbing eventually stopped after a few minutes. He wasn’t sure if Damian had felt better or if he had just run out of tears. Jon could make an educated guess it was the latter with Damian’s body still limp in his arms. Still, it was only a matter of time before Damian started repairing his broken walls and lock Jon out again. The haze in Damian’s eyes had already started to fade, no doubt plotting his path to escape. So, Jon took advantage of Damian’s defenceless state and attacked.

“What else don’t you tell me?”

Damian muscles tensed and he squinted at Jon, “What’s that supposed to mean?” Jon could see Damian building up his walls again.

“I don’t mean like that. I mean,” Jon took a deep breath and closed his eyes. “Do I hurt you every time I say that?” Damian looked down, away from Jon and the Kryptonian felt a punch to his gut.

“Not all the time,” Damian shrugged. “It’s not a big deal.”

“It is Dami,” Jon cupped one of Damian’s cheeks and tilted his head up. This time Damian had no choice but to look at him. “I don’t want to hurt you, I need to know these things.”

“It really doesn’t matter that much, Jon,” Damian muttered under his breath.

“It matters to me Dami,” if either of them heard the crack in Jon’s voice they decided to look over it. “I love you and I am going to do everything I can to make this work but I need you to talk to me.”

“I know, I know,” Damian sighed probably too tired to fight back anymore. “I’m sorry.”

Jon dragged Damian into another hug and slumped into the boy, “Yeah, I’m sorry too.” They stayed there, clutching as tight as they could to each other refusing to give up on whatever they had.

[lestarthefire]

is this damian wayne?? i mean

yep

[columbee]

AIGHT TCC LISTEN THE FUCK UP

Okay so this shit is a true crime/ghost experience podcast called And That’s Why We Drink. It’s run by these 2 girls named Em and Christine, Em used to explore haunted places for a living and she covers any ghost stories on the show while Christine covers true crime stories. They have like 70 smth episodes out so far and go into EXTREME detail about victims/how they were killed and killers + their mindsets. They give the 100% stories, not just bits and pieces but WHOLE ASS STORIES. Each episode is like an hour long and they cover heard of and unheard of hauntings+killings. They also have listener episodes where listeners can submit their paranormal experiences to be read on the podcast! It’s extremely fucking worth listening to whenever you can so please enjoy this shit, theyre on tour rn but unfortunately shows are only 18+. All their episodes are free on Spotify, iTunes, etc; and Spotify let’s u play them in order, not shuffle.

[moranginhos]

mood: bedridden victorian child

[moranginhos]

papah …… am i going to die ?

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

pâpâ…………i’m colde ….

[thejunesky]

will grándmama be there? in the light??

[catchymemes]

[everythingisterrible]

If you watch Harry Potter, Sabrina the Teenage Witch or play with a Ouija Board you engage in human sacrifice! HALLOWEEN WILL KILL YOU!

Video by Grimy Ghost

[theouijagirl]

For people who swear up and down that Ouija boards are dangerous, this is what you sound like. These are kind of people that made up the lies that Ouija boards are demonic or whatever. 

[heiskiiwii]

Classic Rock Fandom: Where teenage girls rather be with a 70 year old man, rather than a boy her own age.

[freddiemercurylesbian]

can’t believe they named a whole planet after the lead singer of queen

[freddiemercurylesbian]

can’t believe they named a whole month after the lead guitarist of queen

[freddiemercurylesbian]

can’t believe they named a whole position in the catholic church after the bassist of queen

[freddiemercurylesbian]

can’t believe roger taylor is a real person that exists

[officialqueer]

Controversial opinion, but ur allowed to like things that suck

Like, sometimes there are just shows or books that are so goddamn awful for any number of reasons… But ya still like ‘em somehow, and that’s fine

It’s not required to write a 20+ page essay defending why you enjoy something shitty, you can just… Enjoy shitty things

Not all content is made equally and you’re allowed to like things that are far from perfect

Like, just, “This show sucks, but I like it anyway” is a totally valid response

[dezdemonomania]

“It’s comforting,” is a legit answer.

“I like reading about clothes,” is a legit answer.

“it’s brain popcorn, and I don’t feel like delving into something deep,” is a legit answer.

“I’ve read it so many times I can basically recite it, and it relaxes me by being familiar,” is a legit answer.

You don’t need to justify your taste.  Stop feeling guilty about liking things, or liking the “wrong” things.  Life is hard and bleak right now, get fun where you can.

[themanicnami]

let’s see i will admit:

I like certain Nickelback songs, I even got a CD of theirs for Xmas I like Maroon 5 like a lot I love vocaloid I know cringe here and there but they are catchy songs I loved Naruto as a kid, and still do, like honestly first true fandom I like ASMR videos, like I play them in the background when I do things  I love slime, love it