Perpetual Disappointment Brigade

Proudly Disappointing Everyone Around

[do-you-have-a-flag]

The mood

[thedevilsrain]

does anybody else have pictures like these. i want to start a collection

[thedevilsrain]

[leatin]

She-Ra + text posts part 5/?

[sridevi]

“Hello, Derek? My name’s Mark. I’m a psychologist working with the CDC. Can you hear me? I was just told that you were under a bit of stress right now, so I wanted to check in on you. Can we talk? Can you tell me how you feel?”

MAYHEM (2017), dir. Joe Lynch

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[spacemancharisma]

your man doesn’t even know what it means to carmelize onions

[ruinedchildhood]

U GOTTA WORK - MoonRock ft. Yung Humma

[flawedmangoes]

this is a masterpiece the talking frog the shitty 03’ green screen the lyrics god i wish i was on a edible watching this

[flawedmangoes]

so im on a edible and it’s a masterpiece

[babyanimalgifs]

The third time was, unfortunately, not a charm 

(via)

[lizardsister]

detective pikachu was a cute movie and all but the part where they drenched a mr. mime in gasoline before setting him on fire and watching him burn alive was really fucked up

[luxicaltric]

hey op i didn’t think you were serious

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

Not a gem

[kuragin]

this is the most underrated part of rockin’ and rollin’ yoda

[bunjywunjy]

Luke’s face is what makes this.

[glutko]

Great candles for anyone named Patrick or Emily!

[bunniope]

party emilk in the house tonight

[scragon]

thank u Wilbur

[animepopheart]

★ Emmm | FMA Major Arcana collection ☆ ⊳ available for purchase >> preorder ✔ republished w/permission

[dwagom]

we’re eating chicken chicken chicken chicken™ chicken at chicken chicken chicken chicken™ near the crossroads of wolfing and fucking in fucking, austria

[no-use-906547-2000-deactivated2]

im alright, im okay, im alright, im okay, im not a monster, im a human and i made a few mistakes 

i loved future very much and wanted to make something so i stayed awake for 48 hours and banged this out

[animatedamerican]

hey OP this is gorgeous

[catasters]

[kosmonin]

im soup

[bears-official]

if i fits im soup

[theothersession]

[laughingsquid]

The HUMMbucker Electric Kazoo, A Screeching Kazoo That Plugs Into an Amplifier

[hotvampireadjacent]

this is proof God exists and loves us