tentacleTherapist

Your name is ROSE. You have a lot of interests, including a passion for OBSCURE LITERATURE and KNITTING. You also enjoy PSYCHOANALYZING your friends. It has not been long since your GRIMDARK DAYS, and you would NOT LIKE TO REMEMBER THEM. Pesterchum: tentaceTherapiste. Current M!A: None.

[vanadiumas]

hey look who showed up to the party you latecomer i will never trust again

[letentacletherapist]

Oh, I’m so sorry. Mr. Strider. How can I ever regain your trust?

[vanadiumas]

i dunno if you ever can rose that was a terrible thing to do what do…

[vanadiumas]

no rose that was just crude and extremely unacceptable you tore my trust heart in half then set it on fire how would you expect me to forgive you

[letentacletherapist]

Oh, you’re right, Dave.  I don’t know how I can ever make up for my terrible deeds.  It was simply the worst thing I could have done.

[vanadiumas]

worst thing you couldve done is right i have no idea what sort of demon inside of you made you do that terrible deed i hope youre happy rose

[letentacletherapist]

I have done all of these terrible things and yet I am still not satisfied.  Bad things are in your future, Dave.  Very bad things.

[vanadiumas]

oh man thats hella foreboding rose step off i have a majorly shitty katana and i am not afraid to use it to deflect bad things

[letentacletherapist]

I feel completely threatened right now, Dave.  How am I supposed to deal with the chance of you waving your shitty katana at me?  I don’t think I can handle this.

[vanadiumas]

as i deduced bad things are deflected by shitty katanas ive found your weakness rose its time for you to give up

[letentacletherapist]

Hey Dave, want to hear a secret? The shitty katanas do nothing to stop me.  Accept it and surrender now.

[letentacletherapist]

[letentacletherapist]

I’m Rose Lalonde, it’s nice to meet you. How are you doing?

[vermiculus-calvariam-deactivate]

A pleasure to /\/\eet you, Rose. I suppose I’/\/\ do!ng \/\/ell, thank you. Ho\/\/ about yourself?

[letentacletherapist]

I am fine at the moment, thank you. Just talking...

[letentacletherapist]

Ah, yes, despite common sense it is, in fact, possible.  I suppose one can consider it fun, depending on who I'm conversing with.

[vanadiumas]

hey look who showed up to the party you latecomer i will never trust again

[letentacletherapist]

Oh, I’m so sorry. Mr. Strider. How can I ever regain your trust?

[vanadiumas]

i dunno if you ever can rose that was a terrible thing to do what do…

[vanadiumas]

no rose that was just crude and extremely unacceptable you tore my trust heart in half then set it on fire how would you expect me to forgive you

[letentacletherapist]

Oh, you’re right, Dave.  I don’t know how I can ever make up for my terrible deeds.  It was simply the worst thing I could have done.

[vanadiumas]

worst thing you couldve done is right i have no idea what sort of demon inside of you made you do that terrible deed i hope youre happy rose

[letentacletherapist]

I have done all of these terrible things and yet I am still not satisfied.  Bad things are in your future, Dave.  Very bad things.

[vanadiumas]

oh man thats hella foreboding rose step off i have a majorly shitty katana and i am not afraid to use it to deflect bad things

[letentacletherapist]

I feel completely threatened right now, Dave.  How am I supposed to deal with the chance of you waving your shitty katana at me?  I don't think I can handle this.

[letentacletherapist]

[alteredheartshiddensouls-deacti]

“I think I am I mean… I have died once and came back but I honestly couldn’t Tell you how. Only...

[letentacletherapist]

Those that are lost in Time and space: letentacletherapist: alteredheartshiddensouls: “I think I am I mean… I…

[letentacletherapist]

She looked at the numerous scars and wounds, her eyes widening slightly.  "No, I suppose they would not."

[letentacletherapist]

Yes, I remember seeing many alternate selves in the dream bubbles.  A disturbingly large amount, actually.

[realmofthemad]

1 ST1LL DON’T L1K3 TH4T 1 C4N’T F1ND TH3M 4NYW4Y.

1T’S L1K3 F1ND1NG 4 SH4RP R1M-R1PP3R THR34D L34D3R 1N 4 MUSCL3B34ST GR4SS-FOOD P1L3.

[letentacletherapist]

...What exactly am I supposed to take away from that metaphor?

[letentacletherapist]

[letentacletherapist]

drown with me 38): letentacletherapist: drown with me 38): Come On…

letentacletherapist:

[letentacletherapist]

drown with me 38): letentacletherapist: drown with me 38): letentacletherapist: drown…

[letentacletherapist]

Rose looked at her with an odd yet amused expression.  "Uh, you do realize I was kidding, right?" she asked, smirking slightly.

[letentacletherapist]

Replay the game. Survive.

Fan AU for after game events of Homestuck. More details found under the Info tag.

[letentacletherapist]

If you were the one who killed them, it is regrettably understandable that they would not want to be found.  So the dream bubbles are largely empty, then?

[realmofthemad]

4ROUND MY S3SS1ON, Y3S. TH3 R3ST OF TH3M S33M TO H4V3 GHOSTS FROM TH3S3 OTH3R T1M3 L1N3S, L1K3 YOURS OR 4R4N34’S.

[letentacletherapist]

Yes, I remember seeing many alternate selves in the dream bubbles.  A disturbingly large amount, actually.

[letentacletherapist]

[alteredheartshiddensouls-deacti]

“I think I am I mean… I have died once and came back but I honestly couldn’t Tell you how. Only that I did and have the scars to prove it.”

[letentacletherapist]

That is certainly interesting, though not a theory I would risk testing if not suicidal. Who...

[letentacletherapist]

...Interesting.  That is rather odd, but given the current situation not entirely implausible.  So you believe you're kept alive because someone else doesn't want you to die?

[letentacletherapist]

[letentacletherapist]

drown with me 38): Come On In.

[letentacletherapist]

drown with me 38): letentacletherapist: drown with me 38): Come On…

[letentacletherapist]

Yes, well, I have carefully cultivated my personality and outward appearance so that I do not give the impression of someone who is liable to cry at any time.  Thank you for recognizing my hard work.

[cxndesce]

aw thats adorbs

do  you need a hug cmere dont cry

[letentacletherapist]

Yes, I believe I am definitely in need of a hug.  Thank you for your overwhelming benevolence and understanding.

[letentacletherapist]

Alright, I’ll head on over now, then.  It won’t be difficult to find your cave, will it?

[purrthera-deactivated20160510]

:33 < nope!

:33 < it should be efurry easy but if you want i can sit outside fur you until you get there!

[letentacletherapist]

That would be largely appreciated, thank you.  I will head on over now, then.

[letentacletherapist]

Ah, I see.  The dream bubbles are extremely difficult to navigate and it is difficult to find the particular people you are looking for.

[realmofthemad]

1 TH1NK TH3Y DON’T W4NT TO B3 FOUND.

W3 D1DN’T G3T SO F4R FOR 4LT3RN4T3 T1M3L1N3 D34THS TO B3 R4CK1NG UP 31TH3R.

[letentacletherapist]

If you were the one who killed them, it is regrettably understandable that they would not want to be found.  So the dream bubbles are largely empty, then?

[alteredheartshiddensouls-deacti]

“Hm So true. So true. All one can do is wait and see. And hope that the next day is not your last.” A slight chuckles Escapes you. “Well sometimes I think I wish I could die.”

[letentacletherapist]

I suppose if I ever grow as old as you I will feel the same.  So you are unconditionally immortal, then?

[alteredheartshiddensouls-deacti]

“I think I am I mean… I have died once and came back but I honestly couldn’t Tell you how. Only that I did and have the scars to prove it.”

[letentacletherapist]

That is certainly interesting, though not a theory I would risk testing if not suicidal.  Who knows how many times you're allowed to die before permanently dying?

[letentacletherapist]

[letentacletherapist]

drown with me 38): Come On In.

[letentacletherapist]

drown with me 38): letentacletherapist: drown with me 38): Come On…

[letentacletherapist]

Yes, well, I have carefully cultivated my personality and outward appearance so that I do not give the impression of someone who is liable to cry at any time.  Thank you for recognizing my hard work.

[vanadiumas]

hey look who showed up to the party you latecomer i will never trust again

[letentacletherapist]

Oh, I’m so sorry. Mr. Strider. How can I ever regain your trust?

[vanadiumas]

i dunno if you ever can rose that was a terrible thing to do what do…

[vanadiumas]

no rose that was just crude and extremely unacceptable you tore my trust heart in half then set it on fire how would you expect me to forgive you

[letentacletherapist]

Oh, you’re right, Dave.  I don’t know how I can ever make up for my terrible deeds.  It was simply the worst thing I could have done.

[vanadiumas]

worst thing you couldve done is right i have no idea what sort of demon inside of you made you do that terrible deed i hope youre happy rose

[letentacletherapist]

I have done all of these terrible things and yet I am still not satisfied.  Bad things are in your future, Dave.  Very bad things.

[keyblade-wielder-xiv-blog]

Xion was exploring a new world when she sees some people up ahead. “Uh hello?” She calls out.

[letentacletherapist]

“Ah, hello,” she responded, walking over to her. ”I’m Rose Lalonde. Who are you?”

[keyblade-wielder-xiv-blog]

“Hi.”...

[letentacletherapist]

"I see," she said.  "If you would like, I can help you get out of here."

[letentacletherapist]

Yes, I agree.  I suppose it all comes down to what situation I find myself in at my death, and worrying about such possibilities is pointless.  

[alteredheartshiddensouls-deacti]

“Hm So true. So true. All one can do is wait and see. And hope that the next day is not your last.” A slight chuckles Escapes you. “Well sometimes I think I wish I could die.”

[letentacletherapist]

I suppose if I ever grow as old as you I will feel the same.  So you are unconditionally immortal, then?