Let Me Breathe You In

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PornHub says it wants to buy Tumblr and restore its adult content

Tumblr banned adult content in December, which PornHub says it would revoke.

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Some Pokemon Go Tips

Just some things I’ve learned that when I share some people don’t seem to know yet! 

CATCH DUPLICATES. Catch them and then return them to prof willow. You can do this by clicking on the pokemon’s stats, scrolling down and hitting transfer. You get pokecandy for this which you can use to evolve/power up your original! 

Make sure you compare and contrast CPs of your duplicates. One pikachu might be 10cp and the other 56cp. Keep the higher one, transfer the other. EDIT NOTE: Also check the move set! Some pokemon with lower CPS still have better/different moves! So compare contrast these too!

EDIT: EEVEE’S EVOLUTION IS RANDOM (and limited to vaporeon, flareon, and jolteon all of which you can catch in the wild too.) Sources say that Eevee evolves based on it’s second move! Body slam = jolteon, swift = vaporeon, dig = flareon.

Pokestops refresh every 5 minutes. (SPIN the picture to get your items) You can visit them for an unlimited amount of time. I live right on top of one and check back in whenever I remember to. YOU DONT HAVE TO CLICK ON EVERY ITEM. Once they drop from the picture, press X and you will collect them all automatically. 

Leveling up will give you LURES, INCENSE AND INCUBATORS. So don’t think you NEED to buy these from the shop. 

If your wary about spending money for coins, you can GET COINS by having pokemon in gyms. This is the ‘defender bonus’ Theres a shield icon in the shop section that you can refresh every 21 hours. You can have up to 10 pokemon in 10 diff gyms for a total of 100 pokecoins and 5000 stardust a day.(10 Pokecoins and 500 stardust per pokemon)

Your gym alliance makes it so that ANY GYM you fight of your own alliance, your pokemon WILL NOT FAINT.  Their hp will reduce to 1 and they will need healing, but they won’t faint. You also gain gym prestige this way which helps strengthen your alliance territory. Any rival gyms however will faint your pokemon and they will need a REVIVE to keep being used. You can also transform them into candy at this point if you are a heartless monster. :( 

EDIT: A gym has a max of 3 pokemon traners/defenders. note on the gym level: you can have as many defenders as the level of the gym, three is NOT the max. so if you happen upon a full level three gym, you can train there until it levels up and then add your own defender as well. have had luck with this up to level 5 thus far! If you find a gym of your alliance with only 1 or 2 pokemon in it, you can ADD YOUR POKEMON WITHOUT FIGHTING YOUR FELLOW TEAM. Just drop a pokemon in there! (Do this by clicking the bottom left icon of ‘add pokemon’)

More than one trainer can fight one gym leader at a time. Getting a friend to fight with you is the best way to beat the gym!! You attack at the same time.

ITS NOT TURN BASED ATTACKS. Its real time! Click once for a basic attack, swipe to dodge, and hold down a click for a SPECIAL ATTACK!

My best method is not to dodge at all but just click forever. So long as I have a bigger CP I usually win lol. 

Do NOT put your best pokemon into a gym. Your second or third only. You cannot recall your pokemon once its in a gym and you will need it to fight other gyms.  (they get returned to you after they are beaten)

Everyone gets one free incubator that lasts forever. Any extras you find or receive from leveling up only last 3 hatches before breaking.

TRACKING POKEMON! Sparkling grass doesn’t guarantee a pokemon showing up. The ‘nearby’ tab is the actual tracker. It pulses to indicate it updating. The highest on the list is the closest. 3 footsteps away means THREE RINGS (the area rings around your avatar) away (or more). 2 footsteps means TWO RINGS, one footstep means one ring and NO RINGS MEANS YOU CAN CLICK ON THAT POKEMON AND IT WILL APPEAR IN 10 SECONDS.

Battery saver mode, found in settings, works as follows: Once clicked on, if you drop your phone to your side as you walk, with the top of your phone facing the ground, the screen will dim so only the pokemon logo shows. It still tracks your steps for your eggs and it will vibrate and beep when a pokemon shows up. As soon as you lift your phone to your face (right side up) the screen will appear again as normal!

The higher level you get, the more rare pokemon you come across.

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO EDIT AND REBLOG WITH NEW/MORE INFO!

[letmebreatheyouin]

How many of you play this? and should i download it?

[ruinedchildhood]

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

This is what it’s like applying for jobs

[ikarost]

[didyoujustspitonme]

— Central Park, New York City

— Barcelona, Spain

— Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

— Male, Maldives

— Niagra Falls, USA/Canadian border

— Tulip fields, Holand

— Egyptian Pyramids

— Artificial Islands, Dubai

— Venice, Italia

— Santiago, Chile

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[beben-eleben]

Punctuation Matters by The Visual Communication Guy

[mommy-marathons-and-motorcycles]

The most persuasive arguments for punctuation I’ve seen so far!

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How into mainstream media are you?

count how many of these franchise movies you’ve seen and reblog with the number you’ve seen in the tags! there’s a total of 112 movies listed

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Iron Man (2008)

The Incredible Hulk (2008)

Iron Man 2 (2010)

Thor (2011)

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

The Avengers (2012)

Iron Man 3 (2013)

Thor: The Dark World (2013)

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Ant-Man (2015)

Harry Potter

Philosopher’s Stone (2001)

Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

Goblet of Fire (2005)

Order of the Phoenix (2007)

Half-Blood Prince (2009)

Deathly Hallows – Part 1 (2010)

Deathly Hallows – Part 2 (2011)

James Bond

Casino Royale (2006)

Quantum of Solace (2008)

Skyfall (2012)

Spectre (2015 coming soon)

The Lord of the Rings

The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

The Two Towers (2002)

The Return of the King (2003)

The Hobbit

An Unexpected Journey (2012)

The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

Star Wars

The Phantom Menace (1999)

Attack of the Clones (2002)

Revenge of the Sith (2005)

A New Hope (1977)

The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Return of the Jedi (1983)

The Force Awakens (2015 coming soon)

Spider-Man

Spider-Man (2002)

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Spider-Man 3 (2007)

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

The Fast and the Furious

The Fast and the Furious (2001)

2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)

Fast & Furious (2009)

Fast Five (2011)

Fast & Furious 6 (2013)

Furious 7 (2015)

DC

Batman Begins (2005)

The Dark Knight (2008)

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

Man of Steel (2013)

Transformers

Transformers (2007)

Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Dark of the Moon (2011)

Age of Extinction (2014)

Pirates of the Caribbean

The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Dead Man’s Chest (2006)

At World’s End (2007)

On Stranger Tides (2011)

Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park (1993)

The Lost World (1997)

Jurassic Part III (2001)

Jurassic World (2015)

The Twilight Saga

Twilight (2008)

New Moon (2009)

Eclipse (2010)

Breaking Dawn – Part 1 (2011)

Breaking Dawn – Part 2 (2012)

X-Men

X-Men (2002)

X2 (2003)

The Last Stand (2006)

Origins: Wolverine (2009)

First Class (2011)

The Wolverine (2013)

Days of Future Past (2014)

Mission: Impossible

Mission: Impossible (1996)

Mission: Impossible II (2000)

Mission: Impossible III (2006)

Ghost Protocol (2011)

Rogue Nation (2015)

The Hunger Games

The Hunger Games (2012)

Catching Fire (2013)

Mockingjay Part 1 (2014)

Mockingjay Part 2 (2015 coming soon)

Indiana Jones

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Temple of Doom (1984)

Last Crusade (1989)

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

Star Trek

Star Trek (2009)

Into Darkness (2013)

Terminator

The Terminator (1984)

Judgment Day (1991)

Rise of the Machines (2003)

Judgement Day (2009)

Genisys (2015)

The Divergent Series

Divergent (2013)

Insurgent (2014)

The Maze Runner

The Maze Runner (2014)

The Scorch Trials (2015)

Mad Max

Mad Max (1979)

Mad Max 2 (1981)

Beyond Thunderdome (1985)

Fury Road (2015)

Planet of the Apes

Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2012)

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)

Alien

Alien (1979)

Aliens (1986)

Alien 3 (1992)

Resurrection (1997)

Prometheus (2012)

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[wannabeyrjoeyfatone]

Man pays for $137 traffic ticket with 137 origami pigs, delivered in doughnut boxes.

[quillusquillus]

the most tasteful “fuck you” I have ever seen

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[chris-lives-here-deactivated201]

Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

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If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.

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Why 'Free the Nipple' is happening

If my brother goes to a beach and takes his top off, it’s a beach If I go to a beach and take my top off, it’s a nude beach

If my boyfriend takes his top off because he is warm, he is cooling off If I took my top off because I was warm, it would be illegal

If my dad was in a magazine shirtless, he would be modelling If I was in a magazine shirtless, it would be seen as porn

If a guy runs around with his top off for no reason, nobody questions it If I was to breast feed my child however, which is totally natural and not at all sexual, I could be asked to put my breast away because I was making others feel ‘uncomfortable’

PLEASE support #freethenipple because it is so so so important and will help make everyones bodies equal

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[maakomori]

[dwagunlily]

My whole family owns/operates/works in Chinese restaurants so lemme tell you: -We chop all our vegetables FRESH -We butcher our own chicken from whole chickens (we strip the breasts/tenders from the torso; we debone the thigh meat) -We use the bones to make chicken stock for our soups -We roast our own pork/ribs in an in-house smoker -We peel and devein all of our shrimp BY HAND (this is what i did as a kid) -We make our own dumplings/wontons/egg roll/spring rolls/breaded shrimp BY HAND (none of these are frozen) -We used to make our own dumpling dough from scratch, but it was a lot of work and we switched to premade but many other places still do this -All sauces and marinates are made by hand (no premade/store bought) -All gravy is made by hand from scratch -All soups are made from scratch -Egg Foo Young takes FOREVER TO MAKE (there are like 7 different steps and you can only make one order at a time) -An average take out restaurant has 3-6 employees (oftentimes family) -Most employees work 6 days a week/60-70 hours a week -Many employees live with their employers, sometimes very far away from their families (ie a father sending money back to his wife and kids in China) -Owners (such as my parents) usually work 7 days a week, 364 days a year (we close on thanksgiving) -Oftentimes kids will be helping out/hanging around bc they can’t afford childcare (I’ve been cashiering since i was 10) SO WITH ALL THIS IN MIND, it’s really hurtful when someone complains about our prices. Averaging $5-$10/person (which is FAST FOOD LEVEL PRICES), the food you get has fresh vegetables, fresh meat, no weird preservatives—all cooked to order. “HOW MUCH did you say this cost??? WHEEEEW!” “You’re taking all my money!” “(Asks for extra thing) Why does that cost extra?” “So what do i get for free for spending $20?” “How’s your pork made? It ain’t dog meat, is it?” —all hurtful things I’ve personally heard and had to grin and bear For some reason, it seems people don’t respect Chinese restaurants. You would never treat a Western-owned restaurant like this. Even places like PF Chang and Panda Express (who DO NOT use fresh ingredients) can overcharge out the wazoo but no one complains because they’re oftentimes being served by Western faces. It really hurts for people to act like my family’s hard work isn’t worth anything to them. Treat your locally owned business with respect. Treat your Chinese restaurants with respect. Really think about the food you’re getting and all the work that goes into it. Think of all the hard working people behind bringing you this meal you’re about to enjoy, a meal you didn’t have to prepare (this goes for fast food too). Above all else, TREAT OTHER HUMAN BEINGS WITH BASIC DIGNITY.

[thiccthighs-n-brows]

^^^ all of this. Read it.

[theabfresh]

As a chef, Asian food is very complex and intriguing. Please respect the craft!

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[aqueroful]

[gaysemiotics]

Nintendo needs to chill.

[postmesmeric-deactivated2020012]

I feel like I just watched the Playstation 1 controller grow boobs.

[tabloidheat101]

[mistakespeare]

[skunkbear]

Here’s the orbital period of our solar system’s 8 major planets (how long it takes each to travel around the sun). Their size is to scale and their speed is accurate relative to Earth’s. The repetition of each GIF is proportional to their orbital period. Mercury takes less than 3 months to zoom around Sol, Neptune takes nearly 165 years.  

[rachelrambunctious]

Sometimes I suddenly become totally and completely attached to someone. Like 100% devoted. I become really uncensored when I speak to them and I say crazy or stupid things without thinking. And then I spend a stupid amount of time thinking about the stuff I said and worrying about how I’ll drive them away sooner or later.