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cubemommy:
i love you wade but can we please not take charles’s chair ?
BUT NYOOOM
…if i’m allowed to sit on your lap
then we go nyoom ONE TIME THEN WE GIVE HIM HIS CHAIR BACK
fiiiiiiine one nyoom around the grounds && down to taco bell we’ll bring him back a burrito
i love you wade but can we please not take charles’s chair ?
BUT NYOOOM
fresh starter call !! mutuals only
SHH !! MY COMMON SENSE IS TINGLING !!
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fresh starter call !! mutuals only
(( Your icon coloring is?????? Goals???????? Just wanted to let you know.
the perks of combining psd’s till ur even remotely happy
Hey daddy ;)))
‘ hey , baby girl. ’
cue the heart eyes
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“HIT HIM AGAIN!”
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‘ HOW DID I —–– ’ shwing !! ‘ —– GET STUCK DOING ALL THE WORK ?? ’ blades sliced && diced through each of the black clad men that came at them. suit torn && bloodsoaked , another night at the sewing machine awaited !!
‘ all cracker barrels are dimensionally linked. you could walk into a cracker barrel in georgia and walk out of one in arkansas and feel nothing ’ [ death from mvrder ]
⋙ ﹕ ◞ @mvrderofgods
‘ since when does BIG MAMA REAPER go to cracker barrel ?? more importantly , why wasn’t I invited ?! they do great deep fried shrimp , the pancakes could use less pecan && more chocolate. no one eats pancakes to be healthy. the next time you feel like going to a dimensionally linked restaurant chain , call me. ’
THE FORCE AWAKENS: A BAD LIP READING SENTENCE MEME
alter pronouns as needed.
“Once upon a time, in a super rad corner of outer space…”
“Quit squawking and leave!”
“HOW AM I STILL LIVING, I MEAN YOU HIT ME RIGHT IN MY FACE!”
“HIT HIM AGAIN!”
“OWWWWW! Dang it, Ricky!”
“Hold up—you know Ricky?!”
“He’s a demon machine and if he keeps shootinG ME-”
“OW! -I WILL END YOU, DEMON!”
“This morning I wanted a frap, and they wouldn’t make it!”
“Everytime I come here you’re buyin’ a frap. It’s not important to get a frap.”
“But it makes me happy!”
“Bit fat, too.”
“Seriously there must be something that makes you happy.”
“Poop on a stick?”
“Nyyeeaaa that’s disgusting.”
“Are you serious?”
“You’re freakin’ weird.”
“I like monkeyyyyyyyyys~. You’re the monkey.”
“Your chest is very hairy.”
“We outta hang out tonight.”
“I get off in an hour.”
“Mmk, I’ll be over there at the bar just… being hairy.”
“Cut my jacket when this nano-!”
“HE’S ALWAYS TOUCHIN’ ON ME!”
“I licked your fries.”
“HUUUUUNNNN HE LICKED MY FRIES!”
“I’m coming back.”
“YES DESTROY THEM BOTH.”
“Can I buy you a drink?”
“Whatever weird girl, it’d be great if we could play with my kissy bits.”
“I always have real funky breaths.”
“I wonder what you smell like.”
“Learn how to speak.”
“Does anybody understand what he says?”
“He’s got some kinda stupid accent, I think.”
“I shot a clown.”
“I feel like that’s unrelated.”
“Yea, we can hear you.”
“I think Robert stole his sister’s trinkets, he’s embarrassed.”
“He’s an idiot.”
“Uhh I think he said tomorrow’s his birthday.”
“Well happy birthday, Bill. *softly* I don’t mean that.”
“What do we got there?”
“Ninjas.”
“Did you say ninja?! They have karate and can snap your shins clean!”
“Are you serious? I’m scared now, right?”
“They’ll pluck out our eyelids!”
“Wait could you still fall asleep?”
“How are those your first words?!”
“I doubt you could.”
“Oh, really? NO.”
“You know what, I tried to make chocolate shoes!”
“Cause the guy’s a tol and he most likely sleeps in an ‘L’ position.”
“Listen, baby, you know I need that puppet bird.”
“You out to run along before it gets dark.”
“You know I can see your nads.”
“They have a gift shop?”
“Did that shop have any food?”
“Or a hat! Or like a cool belt buckle!”
“Or maybe a bacon flute?” *in the background: yasss*
“No but try this.”
“Why is your neck wet?”
“I don’t wanna relive it.”
“They got a sick blouse—on sale!”
“You have been really bad company.”
“I made you a birrrrd!” *raises finger with bird puppet* “It’s a finger puppet.” *strokes puppet*
“NO!”
“AHAHA!” (laughter)
“As you can see I never painted it. I would’ve given it to you but you never trusted birds!”
“Quit looking at me like that.”
“Oooookay I think I’m gonna go home…”
“LOOK! He LIKES it!”
“That’s somethin’ different.”
“Oh no I’m a Vulcan.”
“Vulcan my ass.”
SHH !! MY COMMON SENSE IS TINGLING !!
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Date a boy who curls up on your lap, even though he is 6’ 2" because he loves cuddles
