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xxchumanixx

Hilarious🥀👐

lokiwholockfactory

This is so my favorite Thor movie

blanska

that “oh shit” line is my absolute favorite moment in the history of Thor movies

supacutiepie

Why does this fucking movie read like a god damn crack video but ITS ALL CANON AND REAL WTF MR WAITITI

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

I haven’t seen this movie yet but every clip I’ve seen looks like a YouTube poop.

thursday

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

baawli-hoon-teri-deactivated202

This is me

nbkangel

it’s a beautiful day to fantasize about getting into a car crash and finally dying

lets-disapparate

Re retweeting cause I'm ready to go anytime now. Fkn thought like this my whole life cause life is so much effort comprising of a backlog of stress and effort. Seriously.. Fml

aisforarthur

Arthur Dodges the Draft

ultrafacts

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maggiemunkee

I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.

vitiateoriginator

that is one sadistic bird

mentalhealthfemme

I am slightly afraid now.

syndonic-deactivated20160709

I love birds?

toshio-the-starman

African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds, and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors.

I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running. I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine. the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha”.

Parrots are awesome.

whatswrongwithblue

I have an African Grey named Loki and he lives up to his name.

He likes to scream and mimic the sounds of things falling off the shelf and when we run into the room to see what’s happening he says “The cat did it! Bad Sammy!” and laughs.

Whenever he gets mad at me he flies away from me, but since he can’t fly very well, he always crash lands. And the first thing he says when I go to pick him up, without fail, is always “You need to vacuum,” in a very bitter grumble.

Loki likes to call our cat to him. He’ll sit there for minutes saying “here kitty kitty kitty.” The cat will come, walk up to the bird, get bit and then Loki will laugh as the cat screams and runs away. This goes on for hours.

If it’s late at night and he’s tired, but I’m still up with the lights on, he’ll say “Loki go night night.” It’s starts of in a normal tone and then gets louder and louder until he’s screaming “LOKI GO NIGHT NIGHT!”

If he sees my dad fall asleep, he screams like a little girl to scare my dad awake. And then laughs. He’s kind of perfected that evil laugh.

But the best one was when I brought home the man who has since become my ex for the first time, Loki looked him dead in the eyes and said “I’m going to bite you.” My parrot was the first one to see what a bad person my ex. He was smarter than us all.

buggery-approved

Parrots are people.

countess7-deactivated20210515

@oneshortdamnfuse

theofficialvincenzo

African Greys are like the greatest animal on the planet

outragedbird

When I was a kid, we had a rescued african grey called Dodi, and once I was arguing with my mum about my bed time, and the parrot (who had some very foul mouthed previous owners) just shouted at me “for fuck sake go to bed!” also whenever we hoovered he’d call us “yoooou dusty cunts” best thing was he had a scottish accent

intensional

radiomaxwell

so hey who else was taught as a kid that “”””wanting attention”””” in any way was wrong and shameful and has grown up unable ask for help or support even in great distress/suffering

tastefullyoffensive

lets-disapparate

Though it quickly went to sht fast due to lack of it being truly interactive - being able to trade or battle someone live, lack of quest and true gym badge collection =( tapping fast to attack lol... Sigh.. it could've been so much better for having carry the pokémon franchise name