Let's Do Normal

Emma - 27 - ESFJ

[blorboresidue]

it is a truth universally acknowledged that having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[septembersung]

[janusfnc14]

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

[heartseeker]

i’m gonna cry

[konoko]

[xbuggyxboyx]

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

[ageae]

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[garcavisconde]

posts that are funnier if u have the dates from posts enabled

[innovadesexual]

[marinella-ela]

[yardsards]

his tuoy

[yardsards]

woke up cuz he dropped his tuoy

[yardsards]

i have retrieved his tuoy for him. all is well.

[official-german-puns]

Ich hab 99 Probleme und keines davon ist ein Luftballon.

[localairport]

how come?

we have a guy in the tower who does tarot spreads and predicts the most fortuitous gate location for any given plane

[enchantingruinscandy]

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

[llbwwb]

[rivermusic]

llbwwb:

Cottontail Rabbit in the Snow by Joel Sartore

[wumbreon]

The Middle

I wrote and illustrated this story as a birthday present for my partner, I hope you enjoy it!

[holespoles]

Chinese artist Shou Xin creates the most wonderful cats with just a few pencil lines

[chronicintrovert]

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

[centrally-unplanned]

Area Man Who Has "Had Enough" Wakes Up Next Morning at 6:30 AM to Commute to Work Again