Luminary of the Stars

Jello, fitblr! I'm Kaito, I'm 26, I'm going to Astronaut School™, and I've gotta stay in shape! 👍 clowns don't interact

[yourfavefucksclowns]

 clown fucker pride! 

purple - the creativity and colorfulness of clowns

pink - the rosey cheeks 

red - lust 

yellow - the joy clowns bring

blue - the wisdom clowns hold

[amaviinaviimoved-deactivated202]

@dykeenvy so um

[lets-get-physics-al]

@detectivescribblings

[heortewyrm-deactivated20180606]

Life, liberty and the fursuit of happiness

[brother-asleep-deactivated20181]

[greggthegermanshep]

[kokichi-suggestions]

@lets-get-physics-al

[lets-get-physics-al]

:(

[anxietyproblem]

[detectivescribblings]

@lets-get-physics-al happy birthday :D bitch

[lets-get-physics-al]

thanks :D motherfucker

[yourfavisahimbo]

Kaito Momota from Dangan Ronpa is a Himbo!

[minotauri]

if u ever think ur being overly petty and bitter just remember there once was a portuguese prince whose dad assassinated the woman he loved & when he became king he literally had her body exhumed & placed upon the throne as his queen & forced the portuguese nobility (aka most of his father’s supporters) to pledge their alliance to her & kiss the hem of her clothes so that they would “render her when dead that homage which she had not received in her life” (x)

[m3rcykill]

WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN GET THESE STORIES FROM???! DO YOU LIKE MAKE THEM UP OR SMTH??!

[minotauri]

yeah… or i’m portuguese and know my history

[starkchesters]

okay so like, this is one of my favorite parts of Portuguese history

and it’s not because I have the same name as her or anything (even tho it’s definitely a factor - because how cool is that?!? - and I kinda used - and sometimes still use, let’s be real here - that as an excuse to call myself a queen because reASONS and shut up you would do the same)

but because that shit is like the stuff of legends and there is a whole myth surrounding their love story and the supposed place where she was killed - on the king’s orders near a fountain in the farm where she secretly lived with prince Pedro - because there’s a red stain there and it’s said that when she was stabbed she cried for the king’s men to spare her children (if memory serves me right) and her tears landed on the fountain and turned red because she was terribly devastated and in pain thinking only of her children and how she was going to leave them without a mother when in the last moments of her life…

and also, you know that prince? before he did that thing when he exhumed her just to make her ~officially~ his queen - and have everyone who ever opposed to them and their love kiss her clothes to pay her homage and the respect she did not have in life?? like that shit savage bro - he did another thing, even more savage than that

he searched the whole country for the two dudes who stabbed her (there was a third but I think he died or smth), even went to spain because one of them fled the country after the king died, and he fucking RIPPED their hearts out (one from the front and one from the back, because Inês was stabbed from both sides too) and tortured them in public, y'know, as you do

and that, my dear friends, is why the story of Pedro and Inês is considered one of the best love stories on our country (and I would say the world too because that shit better than anything Shakespeare or Nicholas Sparks ever wrote and it was fucking real)

my boy Pedro didn’t fuck around when you fucked with his lady, and you lyin’ if you say you don’t want you a freak like this - this Extra™, this ride or die, this savage - when it comes to love.

listen up, girls and boys, take note: follow their example and get yourselves a freak who would crown you queen after you were killed

TL;DR: basically Portuguese history has the best love story in the world and its the most savage thing you could imagine. go look it up - the story of Pedro and Inês. *mic drop*

[dangermousie]

Reblogging to add even more awesome contest to a previous reblog

[pro-gay]

you, waking up from the chloroform in the corner of an abandoned house: wh-what the fuck… where am i

me, across the room, slav squatting in a fursuit: surprise! happy birthday!

[pro-gay]

[buegoystercult]

Why have they laid down a plastic sheet?

[pro-gay]

that’s the surprise

[detectivescribblings]

@lets-get-physics-al you

[lets-get-physics-al]

please stop tagging me in these

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

[magicadespell]

[detectivescribblings]

@lets-get-physics-al for you

[lets-get-physics-al]

:(

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

[kokichi-suggestions]

@lets-get-physics-al

[lets-get-physics-al]

thanks?

[veryfunnymemes]

[dirtyblues]

just me and my wolves and my telescope

[fitness-planet]

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[oldbettahelp]

Bettas are not herbivores.

The next person that comes into to the store, and tells me that a betta can live in a vase and they’ll eat the plant debris is going to get a very hefty sigh, and a long lecture. Ffs.

[kokichi-suggestions]

@lets-get-physics-al

[lets-get-physics-al]

...I don't own a betta fish?

[tealesbian]

[mushroom-cookie-bears-deactivat]

tails the fox’s evil twin, heads the fox

[mushroom-cookie-bears-deactivat]

he has 2 knives and his shoes are the wrong color

[mushroom-cookie-bears-deactivat]

everyone is reblogging this w/o the visual representation and that is so upsetting

[kokichi-suggestions]

@lets-get-physics-al fucc this you C O W A R D

[lets-get-physics-al]

:) fuck you

[daz4i]

look how fucking cute this fucking emoji i just made is. look at it. look. 

[ghostscriesx]

@hood-p