baldness everdeen

Corwen, 34, gay, tired.

[corwen]

hi I gave in and got a bluesky

[terramythos]

apparently amazon's AI catastrophically fucked up and equated bytes with gigabytes so started billing aws customers literally billions of dollars for their data usage

[terramythos]

the percentage increase. i'm fucking wheezing

[cheerscafe]

I am begging everyone to listen to Penny Snapcube voicing this milk freak from deltarune. my brother and I have not stopped quoting it for two weeks

[wordfather]

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

[wordfather]

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

[thememedaddy]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

[cosmotheo]

(eating a pillbug i found on the floorbug of the club bathroombug) hopebug it's a placebug. I don't need any effectbugs right nowbug

[parkchanwoohoo]

I can't take gauges seriously every time I see someone with em I think about this post

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

Takashi Yamazaki's next Godzilla movie has a title and logo: Godzilla Minus Zero.

[iamoutofideas]

goo

[lakemojave]

Not his name

[iamoutofideas]

[kaylmao]

just blocked someone for not liking purple. do not fuck with me

[deirdreskye]

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

[rednines]

If the backrooms post can get a movie then so can this

[dancinggrimm]

This bus company in my area has taken to giving its vehicles names. This one could have used a bit more constructive criticism.

[sadgi]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[sadgi]

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

[sadgi]

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

[talkwithtatsu]

too good for tags

[headspace-hotel]

This mnemonic has a permanent place in my life.

Every time in yoga class when my instructor would say "now get into a prone position" I would think "ah yes on your pronis"

[spicyvampire]

The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it

[theblackpearl]

Jujubee as Eartha Kitt in Snatch Game Of Love

RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars (Season 5, Episode 5)

[10001gecs]

Hi I want to ride you until you’re worn down into a nub

ok miss pencil sharpener pussy

[knightofleo]

"It's Cheryl Canning!"

[knightofleo]

“But is it fashion?”