baldness everdeen

Corwen, 34, gay, tired.

[corwen]

hi I gave in and got a bluesky

[somacruz]

Best thing I ever saw

[somacruz]

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

[orcboxer]

my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*

me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day

my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?

me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away

my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said

me: hilarious

my elf roommate: Hello

[yesornopolls]

Do you have similar political beliefs to the person or people who raised you?

Do you have similar political beliefs to the person or people who raised you?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 22 hours 49 minutes

[galadriel1010]

They didn't have similar political beliefs to each other.

[petsematary1983]

they're making salad for me in my inbox now

[petsematary1983]

OKAY WHATEVER

[skunkes]

Cant stop thinking about this comment under a video about stardew valley rabbits foot drops

[intrigd-voyagr]

one curiousity search on ebay to see if people are still going nuts over beanie babies has led to getting a strong contender for the funniest email ever

[petulantworm]

When your doctor prescribes you the generic

[max1461]

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

[word-for-today]

Word for today: wisdom of repugnance

The logical fallacy that because something disgusts you it must be bad

[obscenicon-deactivated20231123]

this is probably the funniest example of a tumblr user simply not reading the post theyre reblogging at all

[steelblue8]

Reblog if you are a freak who is justifying their gross actions

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[larval-tear]

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[biteyourblog]

your art style does not need a name your clothing style does not need to fit into a subcultural standard your feelings and experiences do not all need their own names and terminology

[3000s]

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

[3000s]

and sometimes you're not welcome

[nevercure]

Honey, put your glasses on

You've been washing the dishes with quilava again

[jaybler]

Live action remake

[cryptotheism]

[cryptotheism]

Darlings I can't help but feel I've blown a shot at greatness

[chuunibyouadultman]

pushing your weak overdosing coughing vomiting sparkling rainbow googoo unicorn poopy doopy stim slime body out in front of the sloomoo institute emergency room and peeling out of the driveway so i don’t go to jail.

[cryptotheism]

My sickly and pallid little body hooked up to an IV drip of kitchy opalescent liquid that's just adorable and failing to save my collapsing organs.

[bladeweave]

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

[rockoblanco]

me: i watch dragon ball z for the plot

the plot:

[battletoads]