[love]

[non-compos-mentis-dk]

[g0d-squad]

What if mines cold?

[unclefather]

me in a pet store: i’d like to speak with your manager

cashier: what’s the problem?

me: you have ratatollie over there in a cage with no equipment… nothing to cook… you think these are fair living conditions? he lives to cook

[thebootydiaries]

someone: hey how are you

me: moderate to severe

[love]

The Lovers of Valdaro, discovered by archaeologists at a tomb in San Giorgio near Mantua, Italy. The couple have been holding one another for 6,000 years.

[delta--9]

Probably some of the best tar I’ve come across in a long time🔥

[7yr]

[shewillfeatdrake]

are there any medium rappers? they’re always big or lil 

[love]

what if shooting stars are just people driving off rainbow road

[bspolitics-deactivated20140630]

[divatownsmayor]

you see that. obama is jesus of the ants

[extrareality-blog]

[mescalineforbreakfast-deactivat]

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

[carnival-phantasm]

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[alohammora]

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

[obviousplant]

This toy is too real

[behonkiss-deactivated20191001]

[lethecreator]

FINALLY, some sensible dialogue in this series

[foreverfandom50-50]