Still-Pretty-Awkward

Main blog. She/ her. 27, vegan, and living in the mountains. I reblog whatever makes me smile. Feel free to message me!❤️☺️

[parkchanwoohoo]

I told my mom not to feed her dog too much cheese and she got offended like "I'm not an idiot, of course I wouldn't" but like I can literally hear her in the living room singing "You like cheese... cheese for baby"

[liberalsarecool]

The history of corporate propaganda.

'Nobody wants to work' fails to mention the poverty wages and horrible workplaces.

Reframe the narrative: Capitalists refuse to pay thriving wages.

[memewhore]

[funnytwittertweets]

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[marisatomay]

heard broseph has covid time to bring this back 🫡🫡

[crazy-brazilian]

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

reblog to stick a fruit sticker on a mutuals’ shirt where they can’t see

[necrotranscjk]

An important tweet

[dankmemeuniversity]

[softdog]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mihai-florescu]

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

[funnytwittertweets]

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m