cuddlebuddies

Lovey dovey bisexual adventures set to terrible indie songs and a laugh track powered by cats.

[bartonfinks-deactivated20180112]

[theperksofbeingafluteplayer]

when I was in 8th grade, this guy in my last class of the day leaned over to me and said “everyone thinks I’m wearing plaid shorts, but they’re really just boxers”

and sure enough, upon closer inspection, they were indeed just boxers

this kid just up and didn’t wear pants to school and no one noticed

I think about it a lot

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you met a god of yore

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

he lived many people’s nightmares like it’s nothing

[131-di]

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

[medicalalucard-deactivated20201]

talk dirty to me

[illogicalhumanoid]

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

[131-di]

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

[leaf-jelly]

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

[carbink]

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

[paulsrockinpagoda]

my counter:

piccolo trombone 

[foxgirlmigraine]

fucking what

[swoodthis]

B I G D O O T

[parkchanwoohoo]

I don’t believe in astrology but one time when I was in college I was complaining about how dumb astrology was and after a while someone on the train went “Shut the hell up and let people have fun you Capricorn sun, Virgo moon bitch” and I was like what the fuck

Then I went home and looked it up and they were right so I don’t say anything anymore

[whitegenocidereturns]

y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

[bob-belcher]

[doctopus]

u kiddin me

[bimulder-deactivated20250518]

ok if yall have never seen a jenna marbles/julien solomita video i am begging you to PLEASE watch this because it’s literally the most incredible thing you will ever watch in your life

[cellabrations]

club night idea: mcr’s entire discography in the order of most danceable to most depressing so by the end of the evening you’re crying on the floor to desert song

[cellabrations]

ask and yall will receive 

[idrathergoforgirls]

y’all make sure you date someone that cares about your mental health pls

[cornygirlfriend]

my heart is so warm

[spacedaydreams]

[dykebehavior]

this is how my girlfriend and I text

[catsofinstagram]

From @YoungestOldCatLady: “Morning rush hour. The moment we open the door to the "foster” room, they all come running.“ #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2eQDXfO ]

[just-shower-thoughts]

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

[copperbadge]

“They live so long…but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives.” 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them”

[digital-gecko-deactivated201802]

My heart wtf

[aenramsden]

Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.

[kaijufluffs]

POV Fantasy slice of life book when?

[katzedecimal]

“Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn’t touch her and yet I love her still.”

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

Oh, God.

[loveserum-deactivated20191021]

anyways. When can I start screaming

[voulair]