Let's be glad we're not normal.

Enthusiastic about Banana Nut Muffins and some other stuff.

[currenthell]

Eric Trump’s appearance on the Hannity television program last night 

[x]

[adulthoodisokay]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE UNMUTE THIS

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[wheeloffortune-design]

If I give you an apple and an orange and I tell you to choose, how many choices do you really have?

Two? Nope. You have FIVE, minimum.

You take the apple

You take the orange

You take both

You take nothing

You take something else

And this works EVERYWHERE. 

“Are you with us or with them?”

I’m with you!

I’m with them!

You both have good points!

You’re all insane!

I’m going with that other group over there!

“You need to vote Democrat or Republican!”

Democrat!

Republican!

I switch depending on the leader and the issues!

I don’t vote! 

I vote for a third-party!

“Are you Christian or Muslim??”  

I’m Christian

I’m Muslim

I think God is one and the same and follow good doctrines of both

I’m atheist

I’m Jewish

And it’s often more subtle

Like a salesperson handing you two products and pressuring you to buy one of them, making you forget that 

You don’t have to buy anything if you don’t want to

You can leave the store and buy something elsewhere

And sometimes it can be as important as

“Are you gay or are you straight?”

I’m gay

I’m straight

I’m both? So Bi?

I like no one, I’m ace. 

I’m anything else, really, this is a spectrum and I define my own orientation.

So remember- If someone if pressuring you to pick between two choices, they’re probably trying to manipulate you by making you forget you also have another three options.

[suspiciousgay]

h holy shit

[slightlyunofficial]

fuck

[thenearsightedmonkey]

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

[kateordie]

Every time I see this I love it more

[nudied]

NUDIED

[g-odcomplex]

if anyone was interested in my synesthesia playlists on apple music, here you go.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/playlist/red/idpl.43181fbb92334d24ba2cc34f00e770d7

https://itunes.apple.com/us/playlist/pink/idpl.33282cb788d44a57b32ae6aec9126ab0

https://itunes.apple.com/us/playlist/orange/idpl.8b492195298949dfb61fb5cd1eb43ab0

https://itunes.apple.com/us/playlist/yellow/idpl.405139088e2846669bea07613f51935e

https://itunes.apple.com/us/playlist/green/idpl.d56842160ccd460ea1b0cd1dfa6b0ddf

https://itunes.apple.com/us/playlist/blue/idpl.9fa3966ae00d496cb38ebee298bac9af

https://itunes.apple.com/us/playlist/purple/idpl.e69cb162fd8d4ac594241b8e85e3f1a1

[acolorblue]

Chance The Rapper plays the original version of ‘Waves’ he made for Kanye.

[almorosa-deactivated20170822]

Kanyes such an idiot

[seatsbythepit]

self care is binge watching brooklyn nine-nine 

[cwote]

don’t let a bad grade make you think any less of yourself.

[a13xmorgs]

How many souls did she steal?

[fullmoonspotlight-deactivated20]

fuck me up

[tyleroakley]

holy FUCK

[softest-archive-deactivated2023]

I’m ok. I’m gonna be ok. I’m gonna live a beautiful life and I’ll get to know beautiful people. I will create things of beauty and be surrounded by flowers. And I’ll love myself, and I’ll be soft, I’ll be kind. And I’ll be ok.

[awwww-cute]

[flowellch]

Lessons in self-care by Ron 

[celeritious]

[scottydame]

[sandandglass]

The Daily Show, January 30, 2017

[22angeles-deactivated20220822]

🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

[the-perks-of-eating-pussy]

this is such a good idea

[nnylakk-deactivated20200901]

wow, yes.

[ryjri]

That’s pretty neat.

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain