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[rabbithearteddd]

hey bestie, sorry i got so fucking romantic. can i light your cigarette?

[anxident]

well...... choose which you like the most

[huyandere]

and this is how mikami got the note

[catasters]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

A Twitter user saw an ad for this neat, unassuming house for sale for less than $159,000. 

It had a beautiful yard, so he made an app’t to see it. And, that’s when things got weird. 

The living room was messy and tacky, but it had a nice spiral staircase, an open 2nd fl. balcony, and Mediterranean style. 

But what was up with this mural of outer space?

And these 2 creepy homemade aliens?

Well, the space theme continued into the dining room. The mural made it look like you were in a spaceship that landed on the moon- see earth off in the distance?

Hmmm. This looks like the conference room in a space ship. 

The kitchen is plain, but still has a few touches, as well as a “sealed” hatch door. 

What, you say you like the beach? This house has you covered. The bedroom has a waterbed and that’s real sand on the floor. 

The bathroom is a tropical rain forest. 

This 2nd bedroom is beautifully staged in a hippie retro theme- notice the square bed- it must be a cardboard box.

Look, this spare room is a blank canvas- you can make it anything you like.

And, I don’t know what this is on the mezzanine. 

The back of the house is nice, but it’s a little overgrown- the ivy is starting to cover some of the windows. It was sold for $152,500.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/quirky-home-for-sale-comes-with-a-spaceship-and-a-beach-inside-1.4944934

[blondejaneblonde]

Whatever the reason, it’s clear that these people were living their absolute best life.

[finnglas]

that’s an Animal Crossing house

[leviathan-supersystem]

right-wing christians having an extremely normal one, perhaps the most normal one humanly possible

[the-ungodly]

im gonna start using “Well Done, Good and Faithful Servant”

[parkchanwoohoo]

all classification systems are ultimately arbitrary because no matter how objective we try to be, our attempts at categorizing the world are fundamentally rooted in the values we hold.

which brings me to my next point about horses being reptiles due to Vibes

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

I cannot handle this post

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

without a doubt the breakout stars of this election cycle are the 6′10″ lieutenant governor of pennsylvania and his rockabilly wife

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

he officiated one of the first gay marriages in pennsylvania, is committed to ending the war on drugs, and looks like thanos fucked jonah from veep. she is every single woman at a midnight showing of rocky horror. they live in a “restored car dealership” according to his website. i would die for them

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

i have never met john and gisele fetterman and i know almost nothing about them. but i know one thing for sure just like deep in my soul: he proposed at wrestlemania

[kurganfilledwithbearbones]

lieutenant governor henry “lurch” rollins here doesn’t live in the official lieutenant governor residence, instead choosing to use it as a free recreation center and swimming pool for underprivileged children

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

once again: i would die for him

[fabulesque]

More cool stuff: Gisele is a Brazilian immigrant and she co-founded 412 food rescue, which is a nonprofit focused on ending hunger and sustainably fighting food waste. She also trolls her husband on Twitter a lot and has fully embraced the acronym SLOP (Second Lady of Pennsylvania).

[flotorshi]

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

[sinningsleepingandshitposting]

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

[impuretale]

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It. 

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog. 

[jilf]

I think ur first studio ghibli movie determines part of ur personality. Mine was my neighbor totoro, and my little brother’s was ponyo

[darrenpillowscriss]

Straight people are so weird. They’re like “cooking is a woman’s job” unless you’re grilling then it’s a mans job. And cleaning is a woman’s job but the mans gotta take out the trash can’t let the ladies touch that icky garbage. And fucking gardening is for women, except mowing the lawn, that’s for men. Who the fuck came up with this shit??

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

Women doing the daily jobs and men doing the once in a while jobs seems to be the trend

[unholyverse]

freud would not last a day on mcr tumblr 

[valtsv]

[indoorhyena]

[with-my-heart-on-a-trigger]

this is the type of person she was and should be remembered for, she saved her kid

[keybladesoras]

To gif makers wanting to make edits in honor of Naya Rivera. There are many beautiful and iconic moments Naya gave us on Glee.

The one moment that I ask you to not gif is the Santana rant to Kurt in 6x03, Jagged Little Tapestry.

Naya has gone on record saying she absolutely hated that scene. As the writers used it to insult Chris and he cried after they filmed it and Naya hugged him. She hates that scene. So honor her with moments she loved.

[nikosasakis]

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