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reblog if ur gay and u don't go to bed on time
my friend and i were slam dunk drunk and made up new names for states
i present to you THE UNTIED STAPES OF AMERICLAP
I live in Lenny.
I live in Lenny too
i live in Noon Yarn
I’m also currently in Lenny but I’m from the Floor.
Penis ✌🏻️
I love living in the great state of Penis
I lost my shit over Wet Virgin.
I also live in Washo
WASHO FO LIFE YO
REBLOG THIS SO IT NEVER GOES AWAY
THAT’S ONLY TEN!!!
They got to him before he could finish. KFC don’t play.
Paprika
WARNING: STAR WARS SPOILERS
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I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND
I’m just reblogging this because my dad didn’t believe it existed.
IT
HAS
RETURNED
Whenever I’m standing next to you, I just fall in love with those gorgeous hazel eyes of yours over and over again. I’m just so tempted to brush my hands against your cheeks whenever you’re fast asleep. Secretly leaning closer wanting to smother you with lots of sweet sweet kisses that I’m desperately wanting to give you. I want to feel your arms wrapped around my waist, your chest pressed against mine and just feeling so calm listening to your heartbeat. I want to be the girl behind your laughter and smiles, especially your smiles. God, do you know how alluring your smiles can be? If i had one wish, i’d wish to have a chance with you.. As for now, all I can remain is just loving you from a distance.. How I wished I had the guts to tell you how much i’m truly, deeply, madly in love with you for the pass year and a half..
Tell me a secret (via thelovewhisperer)
I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love. Who’s going to love the girl that can’t stop crying? The girl that hurts herself? The girl that is losing control? The girl that is so sad she can’t get out of bed? The girl that keeps pushing everyone away? Who’s going to love the monster in me, who’s going to love me now?
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The phrase “This place makes me want to kill myself” would probably be a compliment to a funeral director showing off his coffins.
Reblog if your blog is safe for the LGBTQIA community.
My stepsister was raised to expect everything handed to her on a platter. She’s the first-born idol of her side of the family. She’s not an only child but she fills every cliche of the spoilt brat only kid. I feel sorry for her brother and sister. They get treated so differently, although they’re okay people for it they do miss out on a lot from their parents.
Stepsister is also a bigoted, racist cow. The filth that spills from her mouth and her attitudes about anybody who isn’t attractive, cool, or normal is sickening. I’ve lived with it for years and I’m pretty bitter about it, though I keep the peace for my mom’s sake. Worst that’s happened between us is a screaming match where I ended up bawling and wilting because she hates the idea of gays being visibly gay, gays being allowed around kids, gay marriage, and she wonders out loud why we can’t just shut the fuck up and hide like good little freaks. Me, I’m lesbian and out.
I’m not terribly confident at the best of times, though I’ll stand my ground when it comes to that kind of bigotry, but her confidence is absolute. she feels she’s right all the time and entirely dismisses anything that stands in the way of her bigotry and goes into attack if she feels threatened, and everything threatens her. Fuck I hate her.
Occasionally I check her facebook page (we’re not friended, but it’s well worth seeing what she’s up to in order to prepare for her dramas before they hit the family). Before her wedding she had a meltdown on facebook at the cost of the photographer she wanted. I know the guy she wanted to use, and he’s damned good and charges worthwhile prices for good work.
The kicker here is that’s my profession too. Most of my income comes through my photography. Commercial and product though, not weddings thankfully.
And in a little post on the wall of a friend of hers, hidden from general view, she said she planned to get around even paying for a wedding photographer by inviting me. She knows I always have a camera on me and one or another of them comes with me everywhere. The presumptive cow decided she’d get free wedding photos out of me.
Day of the wedding I brought my worst camera body with a broken flash, and a useless 17-85mm lens (a rubbish lens to start with) that I borrowed (ironically from the photographer she wouldn’t pay for) and had suffered from a water spill. It took photos with bad halos around EVERYTHING, and I took photos constantly in small jpg mode.
She asked for the photos from me after the wedding and I gave her the cards with them all on, straight from the camera.
It made her cry. She went fucking MENTAL at me to her and my family, but not a soul except her and her husband lay any blame on me for taking shit photos because hey, I was never hired for the job and never told to my face I’d be needed as a photographer, let alone paid for anything. If she had a clue beyond the superficial she’d realize that her wedding, the actual event, and the marriage that followed was the most special part of it all - but no. She considers the ability to show off her wedding to be the most important thing, and I removed some of that ability from her.
I took a small professional hit I’m sure, but I can live with that if it keeps her away from me.
timeline
here’s me when i was just a li’l tike
this is me about 10 years old
and then…. this happened…… 12.9 years old
then high school
graduation
cut my hair! (baby’s first cosplay)
about 1 year ago - another hair cut
the first selfie i ever posted (10 months ago)
5 months ago
the past two months
i honestly never thought i’d be happy with how i look but i’ve come so far and i’ve gained a lot of confidence! i still have a ways to go though.
this thing is a little outdated……
bleached my hair for the first time ever and ended up ginger…
after bleaching again
and now this timeline is up to date!
since it’s trans day of visibility (and also coincidentally transformation tuesday) i thought i’d update this again!
i accidentally dyed my hair purple….
but even with purple hair i feel more confident and masculine every day. @ all u trans kids out there: don’t give up. it’ll get better. i believe in you.
PLEASE go out there and vote!! DO NOT give up on Bernie Sanders!
Yummy tea mix <3
Ingredients: Your favorite tea Cinnamon Milk Honey flax seed, or chia
Instructions:
1. Heat your water to how hot you are, and put in your tea, you fine ass piece of candy.
2. Put in some honey and stir like a boss ass bitch. Sweetened to your liking of course. (I put 1-2 TBSP of honey)
3. Measure out 1 Tsp of cinnamon, and stir that shit in.
4. Grab that milk outta your fridge and pour in about a few tablespoons. Don't matter, Make it dark or milky white. Ain't no discrimination here
5.Put some damn flax seeds in. About 1 TBSP.
THERE YAH GO. Now drink that yummy friggin drink, and feel no guilt. ANd go ahead and eat a large fries and burger.
this vine is tragic because this is my life right now.
i am the green monster.
I’m laughing so hard I have to throw up
Woman up front, in a relaxed, coaching tone: “Release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind.” Green monster: [HIGH PITCHED SCREAM]
Isn’t that the Grinch?
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
why is it that not more than 1/20 of Tumblr haven’t reblogged this
Shit, if you’re 11 you shouldn’t even be on Tumblr in the first place.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HEAR IN CASE OF A NUCLEAR ATTACK
Many countries have systems that allow them to speak to as many people as possible in case of something catastrophic.
The United States has the Emergency Alert System. When triggered, the system interrupts all T.V and radio systems to speak.
This is what it sounds like.
The most creepiest and terrifying noise and voices ever.
Source: X
this shit freaks me the fuck out. legit I’m gonna be wigging out at work for the next 3 and a half hours until I go home and then I’m gonna go home and still be freaked the fuck out wondering how tf I’m gonna save my dogs in the event of total atomic annihilation
this is terrifying jfc