They're soulmates, alright?

[karizpy-deactivated20181209]

“is there a special someone in your life? :)”

[lmaonade]

puts myself in a jar with liquid and berries while i ferment in a moderate temperature dark location for 8-9 months 

[autohaste]

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

[homoboreanaz]

[brambeag]

IN 2019 WE HEAL + WE THRIVE

[nevver]

[gerrycanavan]

the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen

[capacity]

Anyways! *climbs out of the scattered and ruined debris of my feelings*

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[alva-alice]

[hoopdogz]

love when pets walk by like they have somewhere to be

[deadvibe-deactivated20141007]

i’m really good at making plans and then not wanting to do them when the time comes

[allleyezzonme]

You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

[gingeralefanclub-deactivated201]

not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[little-niggah-sugar]

this is probably the best thing i have ever made

[greedyraptor]

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

[podcastwizard]

thinking about how john mulaney and the mcelroys talk about their marriages as juxtaposed to most male comedians and just like…god the bar is so low but after so many years of hearing “ball and chain” jokes it is unbelievably refreshing to hear male comedians love the absolute shit out of their wives

[newtgeiszler]

millennials are killing the hating your wife industry

[adhdisgay]