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[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

*something unfortunate happens to me* a man wrote this scene.

[rockandrollchick29]

[vicholas]

[froze]

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

[wizardshark]

This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Dogs only!

[jackymedan]

[seitz9231]

Tiny furry philosopher

[ourstrangeduet]

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

[dippergoestotacobell]

“I WON CHOPPED” he says as the camera zooms in on the cutthroat kitchen logo

[zsnes]

shout out to reality tv producers for being literally fucking geniuses at film theory

[howyougetthefangirl-deactivated]

I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[keepcalmanddrinkwater]

O M G 😂😂😩

[fromanotherroom]

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Tainted Love playing from another room Soft Cell

[keithharingmural]

You’re in a horror movie and suddenly in a red-neon-lit bathroom your nose starts bleeding as you stare into the mirror

[imsoshive]

[sieunies]

google just made me so emo

[felicitysmoak-queeen]

oh my god I can’t stop crying

[beingbreannaleigh]

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

[glassbonespaperskin]

There are some people you’ll never see again. At least, not in the same way

Iain Thomas (via glassbonespaperskin)

[liquefied]

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

[animal-factbook]

Timmy was always a bit different from the other ostriches

[00432381-deactivated20180201]

I love him

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Why are these chicken breasts fighting?