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Harry | Hermione | Ron

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harry potter meme - [4/7] scenes

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How To Seduce (Hermione's POV)

Ginny: how on earth do you get Draco to do the nasty, but you don't look like you're trying too hard

Hermione: it's easy Gins, all you gotta do is figure out what they find attractive. For examples, Draco likes apples, I mean he loves it. So what I do is casually bite in the apple, but allow my lips just to skim over the top in front of him, you look at him directly in the eye as you walk casually towards him.

Ginny: go on

Hermione: Then I would sit on his lap with my front pressing to his and just casually eat the apple, keeping eye contact with him all the way. Then I would say 'want a bite?' with a smirk. Tada, you got his aroused. You let him take a bite, keep eye contact. Then viola you got him seduced and ready to bed.

Ginny: geez, how the heck am I gonna seduce Harry with a broom?

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THIS EDIT GIVES ME LIFE

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draco x hermione

draco: meet me at the library in ten minutes, bring no one

hermione: i'd never go anywhere with you!

draco: you'll have to or else

hermione: i refuse, unless you have an explanation on why, then I won't do it

draco: please hermione, we need to talk

hermione: fine, you get five minutes

*ten minutes later in the library*

hermione: what do you want draco?

draco: make me stop feeling things for you

hermione: what!

draco: you heard me, make me stop feeling things for you

hermione: but why?

draco: cause you'd never like me back, so what's the point of liking you?

hermione: then you have to make me stop feeling things for you too

draco: what!

hermione: you heard me

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draco x hermione

draco: hermione. i-i

hermione: oh what is it now draco?

draco: i-i

hermione: if you're not going to say anything, then please leave, i have to study

draco: godammit granger, i like you!

hermione:...

draco:...

hermione: excuse me?

draco: i like you

hermione: i like you too

draco: really?

hermione: yes, now can we get going?

draco: go where granger?

hermione: go on a date

draco: okay

hermione: okay

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when draco gets drunk

Hermione: I think you've drank too much Draco, I get it you lost the Qudditch match, but you shouldn't have drank that whole bottle

Draco: Don't tell me what to do Granger

Hermione: I'll tell you what to do if you're drunk off your mind

Draco: Piss off

Hermione: Fine, but don't expect me to help you later nor kiss you

Draco: Wait Granger...

Hermione: Yes Draco?

Draco: Goodnight kiss?

Hermione: No, didn't I just tell you I won't-

Draco: please? pretty please with a hippogriff on top?

Hermione: Oh all right

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why is it, when something happens, it is always you three?

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HELLA CUTE AWWWW

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DRACO DON’T LEAVE

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YASSSSSS

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hermione: draco...

draco: yes hermione?

hermione: be mine?

draco: i'm already yours granger...

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draco: you bloody wanker!

hermione: draco... are you drunk?

draco: i'm drunk on you

hermione: ugh

draco: are you single?

hermione: of course not

draco: what! drop who ever you're dating and date me

hermione: draco... i think you're really drunk

draco: why would you think that?

hermione: i'm dating you draco

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oml 

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girls on their period

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when your teacher is being salty

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Protecting my ships like

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Под давлением наук, их законов, злодейства Мироздание всё глубже прячет наше сокровище, Сохранить веру в свет — вот вся суть сего действа, Я, как Белль : полюблю своё родное Чудовище.

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THIS IS CUTE