Improper Use of the Thinking Chair™️

| Xander | 30ish biromantic demiboy (he/they) | Selfshipper | SFW age regressor (little age: 1-5) | Writer | Coffee enthusiast | ARMY member | A’TIN member |

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Name: Xander

Age: 30. (If that's a no-go for you, tell me and I'll unfollow and/or block.)

Pronouns: He/they.

Gender: Demiboy.

Sexuality: Biromantic, proculromantic, demiromantic, frayromantic.

Other blog(s): @fragileheartedwriter (writeblr side blog).

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Romantic C\O's: Josh Dela Cruz, Jane Lynch, and Anne Robinson.

Queerplatonic C\O's: Park Jimin, Kim Taehyung, Kim Namjoon, and Ken Suson.

Platonic C\O's: Justin De Dios, Stell Ajero, Sejun Nasé, Telly Leung, and Devin Ilaw.

Polyships: J Squared (Me, Josh, and Jane) and Two Ladies (Me, Jane, and Anne).

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DNI IF:

You're against shipping with real people and RPF in general. I WILL BLOCK YOU.

The usual things (terfs, radfems, map/nomaps, etc).

You're just going to start drama. I don't do discourse due to anxiety.

You purposely choose not to use the basics of proper grammar when you type. (Mutuals exempt.)

You reblog posts when they explicitly say not to. I WILL BLOCK YOU.

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ASK TO FOLLOW IF:

You ship with Josh romantically. Nothing personal; he's just a ginormous comfort for me and I don't feel comfortable sharing him.

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Please tag:

Donald Trump

Abuse of any kind

Guns

Current events

Politics

Blood/gore

COVID-19/coronavirus

Paw Patrol

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Coneheads (the movie and characters)

Spiders

Bees/wasps

Pregnancy

Amanda (the name)

Markiplier

(My catch-all tag is "xander don't look," so just use that if you don't have a proper tag.)

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PSA:

My new blog is @xanderselfships. Please follow me there.

@speedypizzabread @longfieldsofbarleyandofrye @sensitiveselkie @moron-selfshipper @toru771 @sibera-the-wanderer @trashduckie @nox-ceur @nougatships @rain-selfships @ka-tet-rose @spiritmoon23 @pinklola9 @atricksterproblem @attiinova @marvel-imagines-yes-please

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I don't want to be on tumblr anymore tbh. And yet...I can't leave so I'm kinda stuck.

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I'm not leaving, but I am going to be moving blogs by the end of the day.

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I don't want to be on tumblr anymore tbh. And yet...I can't leave so I'm kinda stuck.

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Me: *starts a show cause Jane is in it*

Also me: Why couldn't she have had a bigger part, again?

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[mythoughts-and-emotions]

I think I’m falling for you. And that is absolutely terrifying.

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No matter how dark it gets, I’m with you. You don’t have to be afraid anymore.

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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Reblog this you little shits.

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Always reblog.

[bitchyysuggestionss]

Even if you weren’t Aphrodite, I know that anyone lucky enough to gaze upon her would see your image.

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I guess shipping with Jane and Anne is my version of having villain f/o's.

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instagram | poppinblossoms

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*blows a lil kiss to the autistic trans people who named themselves after their special interests*

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i deserve to be around people who make me feel loved

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I wish every autistic person good luck during the holiday season. You don’t owe a hug to anyone. You don’t need to talk to everyone. It’s alright to find quieter and darker spaces if needed and if anybody gives you a hard time for showing your traits, it’s their problem and they need to be responsible.