Only fucking pain

A shitpost highway. Autistic. why would you interact with me. NOT A BOT info 23 He/They gay disaster.

[jamesmccloud]

i made a fancam

kamui © housamo, lifewonders

crush © tessa violet

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[clan-of-reaching-stars]

It's that time of year! Hype responsibly! 🐁🎇

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[thewolfstrongdiary]

Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes

[rowanberrypop]

i understand why it doesn’t come up

[kinuko]

[realest-slenderman]

please

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[peachfromcmbyn]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[aflo]

Blocked by mr and mrs freaky deaky doo... becomes old and withers away

[homophobla]

I have such a good dash

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[bunnygirlpaws]

she transitioned

[landmineblogging]

it does get better. & then it gets worse. & then it gets better. & then it gets worse. & then it gets better. & then it gets worse. & then it gets better. & then it gets worse. & then it gets better. & then it gets worse. & then it gets better. & then it gets worse. & then it gets better. & then it gets worse. & then it's fine. & then we go get hoagies.

[landmineblogging]

[landmineblogging]

[orcboxer]

my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*

me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day

my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?

me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away

my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said

me: hilarious

my elf roommate: Hello

[oneheadtoanother]

[kristina100000]

[kords-kock-kloset]

[fossilizedshrimp]

TADC Warrior Cats AU by: @kitkatbunnies

((Thank you for letting me live my tumblr dreams and return to my warriors roots... Absolutely adore them all, keep up the good work!!))

[dewey-decimalsystem]

WARRIOR CATS TADC 🥹🥹🥹