Only fucking pain

A shitpost highway. Autistic. why would you interact with me. NOT A BOT info 23 He/They gay disaster.

[jamesmccloud]

i made a fancam

kamui © housamo, lifewonders

crush © tessa violet

[weepinhell]

[sockiepuppetry]

Ok

[chameshida]

Out dogged

[supahbeefcakes]

with marcille’s necromancy and noelle’s ice magic, they could finally create tumblr’s greatest nemesis: the strong as fuck ice mummy

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[mxtomituck]

[strawberristorm]

that one scene from deltarune

[baguantte]

whos up deltaing their runes

[jzq]

[laserwalnut]

Strong as fuck ice piggy

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[clan-of-reaching-stars]

It's that time of year! Hype responsibly! 🐁🎇

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[thewolfstrongdiary]

Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes

[rowanberrypop]

i understand why it doesn’t come up

[kinuko]

[realest-slenderman]

please

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[not100bees]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]