Letters to the Library

Come in, sit for a little chat. Maybe over some tea, perhaps? I'm sure you'll feel right at home in no time. Oh, but do watch your step and be careful with the books, thank you.

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Tickle Scientist- Today is my birthday! I'm feeling generous and I don't know most of the birthdays here, so I'm giving out presents now! Both Librarians (Blueberry and Lemon) get a large assortment of all the different teas I could find. They're all safe to drink except the ones in the red boxes- those are dextro-amino, in case you get reverse-chirality visitors (drinking those as levo-amino based lifeforms would result in no taste at best and poisoning yourself at worst). [More to follow...]

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Why hello there, sir. How are you doing? (sometimes-straizo)

@sometimes-straizo

Well... If I knew how to keep up with children like you do, then maybe I’d be doing a lot better than I am right now.

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you thought you'd seen the last of me, but I am here to smooch you once again *gently kisses libra's forehead* mwah - smoochy anon

Is that a new marking to show you’re possessed again? Oooh, what’s next, kissy forehead requiem of doom? Pfft- ahahahaha!

Oh no, I’ve got to get the emergency preparations! It’s a code Lipstick Red! Lipstick Red!

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Totally Not August’s Mistletoe - Extra!

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I hope I'm not too late but can my affection be in the form of a burger so I can eat and cry into food without having the person I'm crying about looming over me and a cadaver... if I am too late for mandatory affection can I still have a burger anyway? -Vampjo

I’m not exactly a good cook but I think... A burger’s technically a sandwich in a round bun, yes...? Here - oh!

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July’s TFW you delayed it till August Mistletoe: 5/5 - End!

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time to yeet myself at libra and bad boy for the m!a

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July’s Mistletoe: 4/5!

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I HAVE COME TO GIBE PLATONIC AFFECTION TO ALL IN A 15 MILE RADIUS

15 minutes of uninterrupted assorted noises from a pile of people

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July Mistletoe: 3/5!

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Teey boy and Erina are from the same universe right? That means they're married? If so, can we see some wholesome between those two?

Did the both of you seriously just dump a bunch of pillows in the middle of the library floor for this?

Yes, and there’s nothing you can do about it!

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July Mistletoe: 2/5!

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Hey time for me to. :smirk: Harass Hotathan again. -Rolls an entire 19 to attempt smorching this coulrophobeathan.-

Hereeeeee’s Jovan...

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July’s Mistletoe: 1/5

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Hey, it's Christmas in July! I have a bit of an M!A, if you wanna do that. *ties up a mistletoe* First 5-10 (you can choose) asks get affection!

How am I going to get up there to pull it down?

Isn’t it a little early for that?

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July’s Mistletoe: 0/5!

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Blog-Jumping Tickle Scientist: Is the Librarian ticklish? I know that most other Jonathans are, but his situation is quite unique.

That does tickle! I’m - ahahaha! - not that different! I’m - wait...

G-Giorno, put that feather down, please - oh goodness -

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Erina found the brain cell because she's the only one who actually dusts behind the shelves.

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I just remembered bad boy still has pleasantries I'm here 2 bug my buddy :)

... What?

[senpaored]

boo.

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Oh. It’s you. Flower gremlin. To what do I owe this pleasure.

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I just remembered bad boy still has pleasantries I'm here 2 bug my buddy :)

... What?

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Does the Stone Mask affect peoples' dress sense? I mean, Dio's dressed as a slutty banana, the Pillar Men are Aztec Male Strippers, and now vampire!Jonathan is going for the Glam Hamburglar look. Is there something about the mask that turns people into fashion disasters, or is it that only people who are fashion disasters in the first place are willing to get anywhere near that tacky mask?

They said it looked ‘tacky as hell’, and ran away. Therefore, this mask can only be handled by people who have a bad sense of fashion.

That is not how this works. That is not how any of this works.

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It is my birthday and I would like nothing more than to Vibe with Georgie. uwu

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Current events have made me come to the conclusion that there is only one functioning brain cell in the entire library and somebody lost it behind a shelf ages ago.

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Ah yes like a snake eating its own ass it cannot be done

For crying out loud... There, fixed it. Stupid nightly unstable builds.