You're not you anymore

I'm 24 and I kinda always wanna get hit by a car :)

[viria]

scratch

[partiallyvoid-mostlystars]

anyway reminder to

NOT USE TURBOTAX OR H&R BLOCK FOR YOUR TAXES

if youre filing a simple return where these two companies do NOT require you to pay any money: live your life. file away with them. youll get back what youre supposed to.

IF THEY ASK YOU TO PAY FOR ANYTHING TO UNLOCK YOUR FULL RETURN DO NOT DO IT.

listen. the IRS has a free filing system. go online and look up IRS free filing forms. they are currently available.

it will redirect you to the IRS website where they will show you a number of options to use in order to file your return 100% free.

example. turbotax was just in the middle of doing my return. they told me in order to unlock the extra hundred or so for my retirement deductions i would have to upgrade and pay $40 to them.

went to the website, chose fileyourtaxes.com which is in joint partnership with the IRS and they gave me my full refund 100% free.

AGAIN: if youre filing a simple return, no specifics just income and taxes feel free to use these companies. nothing bad will happen.

if they ask you to pay them more to do your taxes the right way dont do it and go check if there are still eligible websites on IRS.GOV to file 100% free.

GET ALL YOUR MONEY. THANK YOU.

[extraordinaryxmen]

the fact that keanu reeves rejected being on mcu multiple times but said yes to be on a sponge bob movie just shows how truly powerful he is

[bananatwinky]

[uncursedjulian-deactivated20221]

that little bit of chocolate at the end of a drumsticks cone is the closest humans can get to god

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

Weird thing I’ve noticed: Nobody I know actually talks about the current situation by name. Nobody says ‘Corona’ or ‘COVID’, or really even ‘pandemic’. In conversation it’s only referred to in vague terms like ‘the way things are’ or just ‘y’know’.

Like, “I don’t have a bedframe. I had just moved in March and then, well, y’know.” 

“I’ve been trying to figure out my school plans, but that’s getting hard because of the way things are.”

“I’d been planning on going to some conventions this summer but….yeah.”

I’d always found it hard to understand how societies in fantasy or sci-fi novels could just all agree at once to not say the name of the big scary threat, until now.

[purronronner]

It’s not even out of fear, really, like it’s always portrayed to be. It’s just cause like. There isn’t any reason to specify.

[greelin]

what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography

[hunterscoffee]

Me: *Stares at blank document, expecting words to magically appear*

Computer: *Staring back at me* This is one dumb bitch.

[valtsv]

important personality test: if you had wings, would you rather have insect wings, bird wings, or bat wings?

[valtsv]

fucked up that we don't make belts with loops for holding blades or pouches for storing coins and bunches of dried herbs anymore

[babyanimalgifs]

It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

hazmat suit with “JUICY” bedazzled on the ass 

[suburbanjustice]

Posts that hit different spring 2020

[gomjabbar]

yeast, unaware it’s being used to make bread: “oh fuck yes sugar and water”

[wern]

our spanish teacher was making us describe pictures of lots of weird objects in class and she put this pic on the slide

a girl wrote "es para mike wazowski" and the chat went insane

[robbiesenpaiplz]

[electrictype]

is he…….you know…….*claps hands together and slaps the floor*……..an alchemist? 

[mooonbride]

The funniest part about unlikeable geek men is they really are fully convinced people don’t like them because of their hobbies. They cannot even begin to process the idea that comics and D&D and shit have in fact always been kinda cool and their personslities might just be repulsive. The combined unwavering ego/persecution complex is... unreal.

[mooonbride]

“I was socially rejected because I like video games” no tyler, you were socially rejected because you turn every conversation you have into a competition and you call women “females”