Xuebing Du
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Andulka
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
trying on a metaphor
Jules of Nature

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Show & Tell
YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle

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@koyonox3
Imagine Mc having a rough day and snapping at the brothers when the dining table gets a little to loud, but instead of just yelling at them as a group they go down the list oldest to youngest,
Like this,
Mc, shooting up from their seat at the dining table: HOLY SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU.
The brothers all stop whatever argument they were having in shock,
Mc, pointing at lucifer: STOP BEING STUCK UP AND GIVE YOUR BROTHERS SOME BREATHING ROOM
Mc turns to mammon: STOP DIGGING THROUGH MY WALLET I AM JUST AS BROKE AS YOU. YOU WILL NOT FIND ANYTHING I PROMISE YOU THAT.
Mc, Now pointing at Levi: IF I HEAR ONE MORE WORD ABOUT “nOoOo iM jUsT a YuKy OtAkUu” WHEN I TRY TO SAY SOMETHING NICE WILL STRANGLE YOU. JUST TAKE A COMPLIMENT!
Satans turns: WE ALL HAVE DADDY ISSUES HERE DEAL WITH IT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON AND HAVE AN ATTRACTION TO FICTIONAL MEN INSTEAD OF TRYING TO ALWAYS CURSE LUCIFER! IT ALWAYS LEADS TO ALL OF US GETTING CURSED AS A WHOLE. SO DROP THE SPELL BOOK.
Mc turning to asmo: NOT EVERYTHING IS A SEXUAL INNUENDO. GET PENIS OFF YOUR MIND FOR FIVE MINUTES! I KNOW YOU ARE CAPABLE OF IT DONT LIE TO ME!
Mc turns to beel, skips beel,
Turns to belphie: AND YOU.
They drop their tone,
Mc: you know what you did.
By the end all the brothers are sunken down in their seats and/or look absolutely baffled at the sudden outburst, Mc steps away and shoves their chair back into place as they start storming out,
Lucifer: I- Mc where are you going?
Mc: Purgatory hall! Because even the CHILD doesn’t act as childish as all of YOU!
Of course after they cool off they do return and apologize for their outburst and how they should have just addressed their issues more calmly and not while they were all trying to eat,
Mom things the obey me brothers do
Lucifer
Fixes your clothing or wipes your face with no warning
“If mammon jumped off a cliff would you??”
Mammon
You saying you wanna do something and he goes “you have ____ money?”
“We have food at home”
Levi
Wanting the phone numbers of the people your hanging out with
“Make sure you have your location on!”
Satan
Your stomach hurts
“Probably from being on that phone”
Asmo
Fun mom
“Do as I say not as I do”
Beel
Making sure you clean your plate
“There’s starving kids in Africa!”
Belphie
Getting scared when woken up
*gasps dramatically* “WHATS WRONG??”
The entire obey me cast is made up of losers. They're all pathetic and desperate and needy and petty and do not share a single ounce of cool, and barely even a braincell, between the 14 of them. "Oh but this character is actually-" LIES. You are lying to yourself because you don't want to admit it. Your fave is a major loser that happens to be very hot, very powerful and has a very hot body. Embrace the truth.
THEYRE MARRIED WHOAOAOA
bruh
Any one of the demons: Mc, we'd be together in any universe.
Mc: Wrong, in some universes I'm with your brother.
Drum roll please… 🥁✨
I crocheted Solomon’s new wizard hat!! 😮💨
Everything is crocheted, minus the tassel and one jump ring to hold the dangly things together on the end of the belt. I think it took me either four or five days to make everything, but it’s actually been in progress for two weeks technically (the holidays and finals can do that to ya).
Fun fact! The brim is actually crocheted around a coffee can lid that I cut… and then it broke so I had to hot glue it back together (I had just finished the white top of the brim and was not going to undo all of that 🫠). Truthfully, I did use hot glue to assemble it since I was afraid of further damaging the rim of the lid, and it was less time consuming to do it that way anyway. I also starched the belt buckle and the dangly things so they’d harden and keep their shape! And the tip of his hat is done in purple and blue because I did not have that grayish-blue color, but I thought it gave a similar effect 😊
I’m going to include some photos I took between the assembling, each being taken on different days (if you look in the first one you can see where I glued it lol).
Mc: Can you explain to me how we got into this situation?
Belphie: Well, it's the same old story, I fell asleep in class.
Mc: *raising an eyebrow* That's all?
Belphie: Well, maybe I fell asleep during every class for, let's say… the last month.
Mc: That makes more sense.
Belphie: It's not like it's anything extraordinary.
Mc: Okay, but what I want you to explain to me is, what am I doing here? *pointing to a professor with her arms crossed and an annoyed expression*
Belphie: Oh, that, You're my legal guardian.
Mc: Since when???!!
Belphie: *counting on his fingers* You freed me from the attic, you made my brothers and I make peace, you never miss Beel's games, you make sure Levi doesn't skip any meals, that Asmodeus and Mammon don't overdo it with their parties, you've helped Satan manage his anger… Besides, there's no way I was going to tell Lucifer, so you're the most reasonable option.
Professor: *clearing her throat* I see, then let's talk about Belphegor, Mc.
Mc: I'm not anyone's guardian! Do you seriously think a human can be responsible for seven demons?
Belphie: And let's not forget that you're our emergency contact and Barbatos' too.
Professor: …
Mc: …
Professor: Here's the summons for the next tutorial with Leviathan and Mammon, now, back to Belphegor…
Mc: I hate you *to Belphie*
Belphie: *smiling mischievously*
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Their search history when m/c first arrives in the Devildom Incl. lucifer, mammon, levi, satan, asmo, beel 。𖦹°‧
LUCIFER
MAMMON
LEVIATHAN
SATAN
ASMODEUS
BEELZEBUB
Search history idea from the endlessly creative reignpg! Sorry for the no Belphie, m/c hadn't met him yet and I ran out of photos :C (maybe in a pt.2 with side characters if anyone’s interested?)
Happy birthday @mallowdarling !o((*^▽^*))o
Love meter time! 🩷
Doing it over at Twitter but wanted to share it here as well! 🤭 Levi is next! 🧡
Leviathan was sulking again.
Earlier that day, Levi had missed a Hana Ruri limited-time event. The kind with exclusive merch, special streams, and rare items that would probably never come back. Normally, he would never miss something like that.
But this time, he did. Why? Because he had been too focused on a weird new game he had been hyping for weeks. He stayed up late playing it, talking nonstop about mechanics and hidden routes, and somehow he never checked his D.D.D. nor his calendar and now the event was over.
You gently opened the bathroom door and peeked inside, a bit suprised that it's not locked. Levi was sitting in the empty bathtub with a blanket wrapped tightly around him.
“Levi?” you said softly. You stepped inside and sat on the floor beside the tub. “I brought you water.”
Still nothing.
You tried again. “We can still go tomorrow. I can help you order the merch. Maybe we can find resellers.”
Silence.
You talked about Tales of the Seven Lords, the anime you recently watched on Anidaemon. Normally, that would get at least a small reaction. Then you tried FNAF lore, even the confusing parts.
Levi didn’t even move.
Obey me art Collab...in this economy??
I just finished drawing this idk why I'm so desperate to post it
Oh well
Obey me art Collab ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
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