Ever think about how technically the younger brothers are more scared of Mammon than Lucifer?
I swear this is canon, listen
Lucifer's sadistic. He's easily angered, and he always retaliates. And he makes sure his retaliation always takes the form of cruel and unusual punishments. His brothers are scared of the consequences but they're never scared enough to actually stop
Mammon, on the other hand, is a pushover. He doesn't hold grudges, and his bark is so much worse than his bite. He instantly folds if someone aplogises after wronging him, and usually, he'll even apologise back despite not really doing anything wrong. Mammon's usually also part of whatever shenanigans the others are doing
And in spite of all that, the younger brothers all keep pushing and testing Lucifer. They're constantly doing things that they know will piss Lucifer off, and no matter what he does and no matter how much the younger brothers don't want to face the consequences that's never going to stop any of them from continuing whatever they are doing
But with Mammon, in the handful of times we've seen his younger brothers genuinely anger him, they stop or retreat instantly. Hell, there's even a moment in Nightbringer where Belphie is willing to keep pushing against Lucifer but instantly backs down when Mammon gets in-between them and tells him to stop
And y'know what? It's the Strict Teacher vs Fun Teacher thing. The Strict Teacher is always going to be like that, you know exactly what to expect when you piss off the Strict Teacher. Meanwhile, when you finally manage to piss off the Fun Teacher you know you've Fucked Up™
Imagine Mc having a rough day and snapping at the brothers when the dining table gets a little to loud, but instead of just yelling at them as a group they go down the list oldest to youngest,
Like this,
Mc, shooting up from their seat at the dining table: HOLY SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU.
The brothers all stop whatever argument they were having in shock,
Mc, pointing at lucifer: STOP BEING STUCK UP AND GIVE YOUR BROTHERS SOME BREATHING ROOM
Mc turns to mammon: STOP DIGGING THROUGH MY WALLET I AM JUST AS BROKE AS YOU. YOU WILL NOT FIND ANYTHING I PROMISE YOU THAT.
Mc, Now pointing at Levi: IF I HEAR ONE MORE WORD ABOUT “nOoOo iM jUsT a YuKy OtAkUu” WHEN I TRY TO SAY SOMETHING NICE WILL STRANGLE YOU. JUST TAKE A COMPLIMENT!
Satans turns: WE ALL HAVE DADDY ISSUES HERE DEAL WITH IT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON AND HAVE AN ATTRACTION TO FICTIONAL MEN INSTEAD OF TRYING TO ALWAYS CURSE LUCIFER! IT ALWAYS LEADS TO ALL OF US GETTING CURSED AS A WHOLE. SO DROP THE SPELL BOOK.
Mc turning to asmo: NOT EVERYTHING IS A SEXUAL INNUENDO. GET PENIS OFF YOUR MIND FOR FIVE MINUTES! I KNOW YOU ARE CAPABLE OF IT DONT LIE TO ME!
Mc turns to beel, skips beel,
Turns to belphie: AND YOU.
They drop their tone,
Mc: you know what you did.
By the end all the brothers are sunken down in their seats and/or look absolutely baffled at the sudden outburst, Mc steps away and shoves their chair back into place as they start storming out,
Lucifer: I- Mc where are you going?
Mc: Purgatory hall! Because even the CHILD doesn’t act as childish as all of YOU!
Of course after they cool off they do return and apologize for their outburst and how they should have just addressed their issues more calmly and not while they were all trying to eat,
The entire obey me cast is made up of losers. They're all pathetic and desperate and needy and petty and do not share a single ounce of cool, and barely even a braincell, between the 14 of them. "Oh but this character is actually-" LIES. You are lying to yourself because you don't want to admit it. Your fave is a major loser that happens to be very hot, very powerful and has a very hot body. Embrace the truth.
Everything is crocheted, minus the tassel and one jump ring to hold the dangly things together on the end of the belt. I think it took me either four or five days to make everything, but it’s actually been in progress for two weeks technically (the holidays and finals can do that to ya).
Fun fact! The brim is actually crocheted around a coffee can lid that I cut… and then it broke so I had to hot glue it back together (I had just finished the white top of the brim and was not going to undo all of that 🫠). Truthfully, I did use hot glue to assemble it since I was afraid of further damaging the rim of the lid, and it was less time consuming to do it that way anyway. I also starched the belt buckle and the dangly things so they’d harden and keep their shape! And the tip of his hat is done in purple and blue because I did not have that grayish-blue color, but I thought it gave a similar effect 😊
I’m going to include some photos I took between the assembling, each being taken on different days (if you look in the first one you can see where I glued it lol).
Mc: Can you explain to me how we got into this situation?
Belphie: Well, it's the same old story, I fell asleep in class.
Mc: *raising an eyebrow* That's all?
Belphie: Well, maybe I fell asleep during every class for, let's say… the last month.
Mc: That makes more sense.
Belphie: It's not like it's anything extraordinary.
Mc: Okay, but what I want you to explain to me is, what am I doing here? *pointing to a professor with her arms crossed and an annoyed expression*
Belphie: Oh, that, You're my legal guardian.
Mc: Since when???!!
Belphie: *counting on his fingers* You freed me from the attic, you made my brothers and I make peace, you never miss Beel's games, you make sure Levi doesn't skip any meals, that Asmodeus and Mammon don't overdo it with their parties, you've helped Satan manage his anger… Besides, there's no way I was going to tell Lucifer, so you're the most reasonable option.
Professor: *clearing her throat* I see, then let's talk about Belphegor, Mc.
Mc: I'm not anyone's guardian! Do you seriously think a human can be responsible for seven demons?
Belphie: And let's not forget that you're our emergency contact and Barbatos' too.
Professor: …
Mc: …
Professor: Here's the summons for the next tutorial with Leviathan and Mammon, now, back to Belphegor…
Their search history when m/c first arrives in the Devildom
Incl. lucifer, mammon, levi, satan, asmo, beel ｡𖦹°‧
LUCIFER
MAMMON
LEVIATHAN
SATAN
ASMODEUS
BEELZEBUB
Search history idea from the endlessly creative reignpg! Sorry for the no Belphie, m/c hadn't met him yet and I ran out of photos :C (maybe in a pt.2 with side characters if anyone’s interested?)
Earlier that day, Levi had missed a Hana Ruri limited-time event. The kind with exclusive merch, special streams, and rare items that would probably never come back. Normally, he would never miss something like that.
But this time, he did. Why? Because he had been too focused on a weird new game he had been hyping for weeks. He stayed up late playing it, talking nonstop about mechanics and hidden routes, and somehow he never checked his D.D.D. nor his calendar and now the event was over.
You gently opened the bathroom door and peeked inside, a bit suprised that it's not locked. Levi was sitting in the empty bathtub with a blanket wrapped tightly around him.
“Levi?” you said softly. You stepped inside and sat on the floor beside the tub. “I brought you water.”
Still nothing.
You tried again. “We can still go tomorrow. I can help you order the merch. Maybe we can find resellers.”
Silence.
You talked about Tales of the Seven Lords, the anime you recently watched on Anidaemon. Normally, that would get at least a small reaction. Then you tried FNAF lore, even the confusing parts.
Levi didn’t even move.
You sighed again and texted Lucifer quickly.
> I’ll be late for dinner.
Lucifer replied almost immediately.
> Understood. Do what you must.
You put your DDD away and looked at the blanket-covered demon. “If you’re going to ignore me,” you said slowly, “I’m just gonna tickle you.”
No answer.
You frowned. “…Levi.” You reached forward and yanked the blanket off him.
“Hey!” Levi yelped. Before he could react, your hands were already moving, fingers digging into his sides. Levi froze for half a second, shocked. Then he burst out laughing.
“W—wait..! MC— STO—HAHA—STOP IT!”
You knew his weak spots by now. His sides. His ribs. Just a little near his stomach. You didn’t hold back, tickling him until he squirmed and tried to curl in on himself. “O—okay—Okay! I GET IT, I GET IT!” he laughed loudly, breathless.
After a few seconds, you stopped. Levi collapsed back against the tub, panting, face turn into another shade of red and hair messy. He looked up at you and met your eyes. That sharp look on your face made him freeze.
“…Sorry,” he muttered. “I didn’t mean to ignore you.”
Your expression softened immediately. “It’s fine.”
“…You sure?”
You nodded. “Yeah.”
Levi relaxed a little, then looked guilty again. “I’m also sorry we’re late for dinner.” Before he could keep apologizing, you leaned forward and tickled him again.
“Wha— ..HEY!”
“Apology denied,” you said calmly.
That night, you brought dinner into his room even though the food was already cold. Levi apologized again. You tickled him again.
That was how it started. Whenever Levi sulked, you tickled him.
A few weeks later, it was your turn to be the one laying down unmoved like a dead fish. You were exhausted. You had been running errands nonstop, and helping everyone, and dealing with way too much in one week. When you woke up that morning, you couldn’t even pull yourself out of bed. You just stared at the ceiling. At least it was the weekend.
You texted the group chat.
> Not feeling well today. Just tired. I’ll rest.
Mammon still brought food to your room. “Can’t have my human starvin’, y’know?” You thanked him, but the plate stayed untouched.
Asmo and Satan came later. You told them you didn’t feel like talking. They understood immediately and started gossiping instead. You listened then slowly drifted off.
At lunch, Beel and Belphie came in. Beel noticed the untouched food and tried to make you eat but you refused. Belphie suggested a light snack instead. So Beel fed you some chips from his secret stash. Belphie rested his head on your stomach, talking quietly with Beel until your breathing evened out again then he make you sleep.
Before dinner, Lucifer checked your temperature. Everything was fine but he knew how you've been doing a good job keeping up with everything this week without complaining up until now so he decide not to wake you up, after all you deserve this rest. He wrote a note reminding you to eat real food, and left it on the plate.
When you woke up, it was already dark.
9 PM.
You sat up slowly, staring at the note. You still didn’t have the energy to move. Then you heard a knock. You told who ever it is to come in.
The door opened, and Levi stepped inside. His head was low. He didn’t look at you. He closed the door quietly behind him. “…MC,” he said softly.
Levi stood there for a few more seconds. His hands were clenched into small fists, and he kept shifting his weight like he was deciding whether to run away or not.
“…Lucifer told me you’ve been doing too much lately making the other worried,” he said quietly.
You let out a weak breath. “Sorry.”
Levi flinched at that word. He finally looked up at you, eyes wide. “Don’t say sorry,” he said quickly. “You didn’t do anything wrong.”
The room went quiet again. You could hear the faint sounds of water pipes and distant footsteps in the hallway. Levi took a small step closer to your bed. “…You always do stuff like this for me,” he continued. “So… let me try something.”
You raised an eyebrow slightly. “Try what?"
He carefully sat on the edge of your bed. He hesitated, then slowly reached out and poked your side.
“…Huh.”
He poked again. Levi frowned. “That’s weird. You usually jump.”
Then, realization hit him. “…Oh.”
His expression softened. He moved closer, then gently placed both hands at your sides. “MC,” he said with a low voice, “I’m gonna tickle you.”
Fimgers pressed into your sides the way you always did to him. At first, it just felt weird. Then— “..h—hey!”
A small laugh slipped out of you before you could stop it. Levi froze. “…It worked.” He smiled. He kept going, watching your face carefully. When you laughed again his smile widened.
“There it is,” he murmured. “You haven’t laughed all day.”
“Levi— stop—” you tried to say, but your voice was weak, and the laughter betrayed you.
He stopped immediately. “Too much?” he asked.
You shook your head. “…No.”
So he continued, but this time he sat beside you properly, leaning closer. His tickling wasn’t frantic like yours usually was. You laughed again, this time louder. “Okay— okay— that's.. that's enough!” you said, grabbing his wrist.
Levi laughed too. He stopped and pulled back, letting you catch your breath. “…You always do that to me,” he said softly. “I figured… maybe it’d work on you too.”
You looked at him, chest rising and falling. “…It did.”
He relaxed, shoulders dropping. “Good.” There was a pause. Then Levi gently tugged the blanket up around you, tucking it in properly.
“…I can stay,” he added quickly. “I promise i won't disturb you.”
You nodded. Levi laid down beside you, careful not to crowd you. After a moment, he lightly poked your side again which earning a light slap from you that made both of you chuckle.
( Based on this notification and Leviathan dialogue on ObeyMeIDO! I remember that one audio drama too where Mammon is tickling Leviathan to gain more information about the lottery ticket we won! )
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