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i almost forgot, happy condescending online man day everyone
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condescending online man day
i almost forgot, happy condescending online man day everyone
I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
FINE! I'll do it myself
Master post of my absolute favorite gifs of all time:
May I present to you, the best scene out of all the Friday the 13th movies?
You know, this is a remarkable amount of restraint for Jason
Jason proving he’s a real New yorker
me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain:
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
ranibow sprimkle……..
kepchup.
SPINCH
B A N C H
chichen nuggest
b R o G L e
strawbebbies..
this post almost moved me to tears
Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle
I’m kepchup lmao
Brogle and rainbow sprimkle
This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.
some additions from my own collection
What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do
What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting
Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa
Nezha Reborn (2021)
why are seals so relatable
Introducing: cursed tea "kettles" I found on google
Hal 9000 (domesticated)
The slab
Gas cans
Precambrian little guy
Nintendo wii
I know there’s huge pressure to get your life together in your twenties, but as someone in her thirties I have to say that one of my greatest inspirations is that Sephiroth was 30 when he fused with his alien half-mother to turn into an eldritch abomination bent on turning the planet into their own personal tonka truck so honestly there’s no such thing as being too old to achieve your dreams
This was my most viral post on my old blog before I lost it to pornbots so I’m reblogging it here to revel in the most accurate statement I have ever made once again.
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I'd like y'all to meet my kids !
korbies!!!
big chunky monster boi
Unmute! (It’s the Jurassic Park theme)