hello

van isle, 20, clumsy

[gay-tm]

[gothcostco]

not to be too millennial but

no money

[swanss-deactivated20130604]

[fergzillar]

Some dude: Hey bro you got the time?

Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

Context:

[empirextress]

I thought this was some shitpost and I just accepted it

[pauintroubles]

[ulibeanzz]

oh i am so genius

[ulibeanzz]

instead of bottling my emotions i  can communicate with loved ones and not build up resentment 

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

[jamesroach]

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

[g0u-ache]

[abomasnow]

Blowjob? or handjob?

full time job with health care benefits

[oliviamobbs]

[labors]

just got L.A.I.D

Launched Into A Depressive spiral

[levation]

me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*

also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.

[inkskinned]

do you ever just want to shout like… it’s because i’m sad! like yes i didn’t do my homework, yes i didn’t text you back, yes i’ve been hiding in my room! i know and i’m sorry! but i haven’t killed myself so honestly where is my badge!

[timbllr]

[brandiglanville]

[urbanrogue]

I can blow $400 in two days and then make $26.50 last a whole week