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I will do this for a fact
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My brother, Dave, sent this to me and it made me laugh out loud.
136 Roman Gods & Goddesses (updated)
The Dii Consentes ( The 12 Major Gods )
Iuppiter /Jupiter / Jove (”father”) - Supreme god of the roman empire, ruler of all mortals and immortals, ruler of the sky, daylight, weather, law, order, justice and the divine witness to oaths.
Iuno / Juno (”young”) - Queen of the gods, protector of women, marriage & childbirth. Protector & councillor of the Roman state and goddess of the new moon & women’s menstrual cycles.
Neptunus / Neptune (”wet, damp, clouds”) - God of water, drought, horses and the roman cavalry. Races were held in his honour.
Ceres (”to grow”) -Goddess of the earth as a source of fertility & abundance. Rules over agriculture, the harvest, nourishment and motherly relationships.
Vesta (”hearth”) - Goddess of the hearth fire and the home.
Minerva (”intellect”) - Goddess of wisdom, numbers, science, medicine, inspiration, dyeing and weaving, genius and war.
Mars (’male’) - God of war and father of the roman people.Originally, a god of agriculture.
Phoebus / Apollo - (”to destroy. strength, father light ”)- God of the sun, light, truth, music, healing, plague, prophecy and oracles.
Diana (”heavenly, divine”) - Goddess of the moon, nature, animals, childbirth & freer of slaves.
Venus (”love, sexual desire”) - Goddess of love, desire, sex, beauty, spring, gardens and vineyards.
Vulcan (”to flash”) - God of fire (especially destructive fire) and volcanoes.
Mercurius / Mercury (”to trade, wages”) - God of commerce, trade, profit, merchants, roads, travellers, athletes, dexterity and thieves.
Other Major Roman Divinities
Pluto / Dis (”wealth”) - God of the underworld, judge of the dead and a god of wealth.
Ianus / Janus ( ”covered passageway” ) - God of gates and doors, beginnings and endings. The month January is named after him.
Bellona (”war”)- Goddess of war. Accompanied Mars on the battlefield.
Quirinus (“spear”) - Mystery war god who was worshipped by the Sabines and had a popular cult following in Rome. Possibly Romulus deified.
Liber (“free”)- God of vegetation, male fertility, viniculture, wine and ecstasy. Guardian of plebeian freedoms. Worshipped alongside Libera and Ceres.
Libera - Consort of Liber. Goddess of wine, fertility and freedom. Worshipped alongside Liber and Ceres.
Flora ( “flower”) - Goddess of flowers and spring. Protected the early blossoms.
Terra / Tellus ( “earth”) - Personified goddess of the earth. The first mother.
Saturnus / Saturn - God of time and ages. Minor agricultural deity who sowed the seeds and ruled during the Golden Age.
Fortuna (”fortunate”) - Goddess of good fortune and luck.
Minor Roman Divinities (this list is not complete)
Abundantia ( “abundance”) - The goddess of abundance and prosperity.
Aeolus - God of the four winds.
Aequitas (”equal, even”) - God of fair dealing, equality, conformity and symmetry.
Aera Cura - Goddess associated with the infernal regions and underworld.
Amor (also known as Cupid - ”love”)- Winged archer god of love. Son of Venus
Angita - Early goddess of healing and witchcraft
Antevorte - goddess of the future.
Antinous - Deified lover of the emperor Hadrian & god of homosexuality.
Aquilo (”the north”) - God of the north wind.
Arcus ( “bow, arch” ) - Goddess of rainbows.
Aura / Aurae (”breeze”) - Divinities who symbolized breezes.
Aurora (”gold, dawn”) - Goddess of the dawn.
Auster (”southerly”) - God of the south wind.
Bona Dea (”the good goddess”) - Popular goddess among the upper class. Goddess of female fertility and good health.
Bubona (“ox, cow”) Goddess of cattle and livestock.
Candelifera ( “She who bears the candle” ) - One of the many childbirth goddesses.
Carmenta ( “magic spell, oracle or song” ) - Goddess of Childbirth and Prophecy. But also associated with the protection of mothers, children & midwives.
Clementia (”humanity”) - Goddess of forgiveness and mercy.
Cloacina -The Goddess who presides over the sewers in Rome.
Coelus (”heavens”)- Personified god of the sky. The first father.
Concordia (”agreement”) - Goddess of concord and harmony.
Conditor - God who stores the grain. One of Ceres helper gods.
Convector - God who carries the grain. One of Ceres helper gods.
Devera - Goddess that rules the brooms used to purify ritual sites.
Discordia (“discord”) - Goddess of strife and discord.
Disciplina - Goddess of discipline.
Dius Fidus (””) - God of oaths.
Edesia ( “eat” ) - Goddess of food who presides over banquets.
Epona - Foreign celtic goddess of horses, mules, ponies a donkeys.
Fabulinus - The God of children.
Fama (”to speak”) - Goddess of fame and popular rumour.
Fauna - Goddess of Prophecy with ties to the forest and fields and the animals found there.
Faunus {“strangler”} - God of wild nature and fertility.
Favonius (”favorable”) - God of the western wind, the herald of spring.
Fides ( “faith” ) - Goddess of loyalty.
Fontus / Fons (”source”) - god of wells and springs
Furor (”the anger”) - Goddess of anger and rage.
Hesperia (“western land”) - The goddess of dusk.
Hippona ( “horse” ) - Goddess of horses.
Honos (”honour”)- God of morality and military honour.
Imporcitor - God of the third ploughing. One of Ceres helper gods.
Insitor - God who plants the seeds. One of Ceres helper gods.
Invidia (”envy”) - Goddess of envy and jealousy.
Justitia (”justice,fairness”) - Goddess of justice.
Juturna (’nymph’) - goddess of lakes,wells and springs.
Juventus (”youth”) - Goddess of youth.
Lares (”homes”) - Deities who protected the home.
Larunda - Nymph who became Mother of the Lares.
Latona (”latium”) - Mother of Apollo & Diana. Goddess of Womanly Demure and Motherhood.
Libertas ( “liberty” ) - Goddess of freedom.
Libitina - Goddess of death, corpses and funerals.
Lucifer (”morning star”) - God of the morning star ( Not to be confused with the hebrew god of hell )
Luna (”moon”) - personified titan goddess of the moon. Blended with Diana.
Lympha - Goddess of fresh water
Magna Mater (”great mother”) - Foreign Anatolian goddess of untamed nature and lions.
Maia (’daughter of atlas’) -The goddess of whom the month of May is probably named after. Associated with blossoming nature and spring.
Meditrina - Goddess of wine and health.
Mellona (”honey”) - Goddess of bees and honey.
Mens ( “mind”) - Goddess of the mind and consciousness.
Mors (”death”) - Personified god of death.
Messor - God who reaps. One of Ceres helper gods.
Muta (”change”) - Goddess of silence.
Naenia (”dirge”) - Goddess of funerals.
Necessitas (”unavoidableness,”) - Goddess of destiny.
Nox (”night”) - Personified goddess of the night.
Obarator - God who traces the first ploughing. One of Ceres helper gods.
Occator - God who harrows the fields. One of Ceres helper gods.
Ops / Opis (”plenty”) - Wife of Saturn. Goddess of opulence and abundance. Worshipped together with her daughter Ceres at the harvest.
Orcus - God of the underworld, punisher of broken oaths. Sometimes interchangeable with Pluto.
Pales - Goddess of shepherds and flocks.
Patalena - Goddess or god who protects the blossoms.
Pax (”peace”) - Goddess of peace.
Penates (”inner part of house”) - Patron gods of the storeroom.
Pomona (”fruit”) - Goddess of fruit trees. Wife of Vertumnus.
Portunes - God of keys.
Portunus (”swimming, crab ”) - God of harbours and ports.
Priapus - God of gardens, viniculture, sailors, fishermen, the penis, male fertility.
Pietas - The Goddess of duty.
Promitor - God who distributes the grain. One of Ceres helper gods.
Proserpina (”to emerge”) - Goddess of Spring and queen of the underworld.Wife of Pluto and daughter of Ceres.
Providentia (”foreknowledge”) - Goddess of forethought.
Pudicitia- Goddess of modesty and chastity.
Reparator - God who prepares the earth for ploughing. One of Ceres helper gods.
Robigus (”reddish”) - God who prevented agricultural disease.
Roma - Personified goddess of Rome.
Salacia (“salt, salty”) - Goddess of salt water and the depths of the ocean. Wife of Neptune.
Salus (”safety, salvation”) - Goddess of safety and wellbeing.
Sarnus - God of the Sarno river.
Sanctus ( “holy” ) - God of loyalty, honesty, and oaths.
Serritor - God who digs the soil. One of Ceres helper gods.
Silvanus (”forest, of the woods”) - God of forests and fields.
Sol (’sun’) - Personified titan god of the sun. Blended with Apollo.
Sol Invictus ( “invincible sun”) - A sun god who is either Apollo (Phoebus) or Sol.
Somnia (“dreams”) - God of dreams.
Somnus (“sleep”) - God of sleep.
Sors - God of luck.
Spes (“hope”) - Goddess of hope.
Subruncinator - God who weeds. One of Ceres helper gods.
Summanus (”before the morning”) - God of the night sky and nightly thunder. His precise nature was unclear even to Ovid.
Tellumo- God of earthly regeneration and reproduction. Consort of Tellus / Terra.
Tempestes ( “weather; bad weather; storm, tempest” ) - A goddess of storms but also used to describe storm spirits.
Terminus (“border”) - God of boundaries and borders.
Tranquillitas - Goddess of peace and tranquillity.
Tiberinus - God of the Tiber river.
Trivia (”three roads”) - Goddess of crossroads, graveyards, sorcery and witchcraft.
Ultio (“vengeance”) - Goddess of vengeance.
Vejovis - A god of healing. Believed to be one of the first gods.
Veritas ( “truth” ) - Goddess of virtue and truth.
Vertumnus (”green, seasons”) - God who symbolized the changes in seasons, protector of vegetation, gardens and orchards.
Vervactor - God of the first ploughing. One of Ceres helper gods.
Vesper (”evening, supper, evening star, west”) - God of the evening star.
Victoria (“victory”) - Goddess of victory.
Volturnus - Water god.
Vulturnus (”south-east”) - God of the east wind.
The wonderful Roman Gods!
Voldemort was fucking stupid. Trying to conquer a country through terrorism. He should just have let people elect him.
No bloodshed, no prophecies and rebounding curses. The perfect plan.
My favorite thing ever is how Ron just sent Charlie a random letter like “hey yo there’s an illegal dragon at hogwarts, could you come and smuggle it out of here, please?” and Charlie was just like “yeah sure, I’ll trespass into the castle and steal a dangerous magical creature, of course, lemme just hit up my friends”
It’s better if you imagine Charlie and co as a group of Grad Students trying to avoid their other responsibilities.
Charlie is drunkenly revising the third draft of his thesis on proper care and feeding of greenhorns when his family owl slams into the window.
Three of his friends jump and look around. Glinda doesn’t raise her head from her folded arms; only groans, “Is that Baines coming to do me in?”
Charlie totters to the window and fetches Errol from the window pane. “No such luck,” he says. “You’re still going to have to take the exam.” After some consideration, Charlie lays him on a clear patch of floor to recover. “Do owls take firewhiskey?” he asks the room at large.
“It’s not fair,” Glinda wails into the tabletop. “I swear he didn’t say anything about Bridgewort’s handling practices when we did the review in class.”
“Oh, Merlin,” says Ali, freezing over their notes like a Medusa wyvern had bitten them. “Oh, Merlin’s sweet saggy socks. Is he covering Bridgewort?”
“That’s what he said when I went to his office hours.” Glinda sits up. “You know his lapdragon singed my new sweater?!”
Charlie decides not to give Errol a nip of whiskey. Flying under the influence is really not done. He unties the letter from Errol’s leg. Ron’s childish spiky handwriting spells out Charlie’s name on the front. Inside is a hastily scrawled message.
“Yes, we know it ruined your sweater,” snaps Ysabelle. “You told us twenty times. Why didn’t you tell us Baines told you we’re going to be tested on Bridgewort?”
“I meant to,” says Glinda. “Sorry.” She flicks her pile of notes. “I was lost in the miasma of gloom and desperation.”
Ali puts their head back and groans. “I’m gonna die. I’m gonna say ‘fuck it’ and just fucking walk into a dragon’s mouth so I don’t have to do this.”
“Hey,” says Charlie. They don’t hear him.
“How much is this worth again?” Glinda asks her bottle of butterbeer.
“Twenty-five percent,” Ali and Ysabelle chorus. Ysabelle adds, “and the thesis is fifty percent of our total grade.”
“Hey!” Charlie repeats. They look at him. He waves Ron’s letter. “My littlest brother at Hogwarts has an illegal dragon he needs to get off campus. Anybody up for a midnight flight?”
Ali slams their hands down on the table and stands up. “Fuck yes,” they say decisively. “Maybe I’ll fly into the Whomping Willow and die a quick death.”
I went to a big international book fair here in Germany and it was amazing! I’m absolutely in love with the Malfoys, just thinking they’re great people which would do everything for each other. Also I love Bellatrix even if Dobby’s dead brokes my heart… For ever wishing I would have gotten my letter! ._.