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I don't even know why you're here, but welcome. Welcome to city 17. I go by the name of Lew the Dew, or simply Lew. ISTJ. I really like cake. A lot.

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[seanmundy]

"Sigil" by Sean Mundy , 2014

Flickr / Facebook

[cosmyk]

Why is there a cup attached to the wall of this Taco Bell

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

Straight White Boy Problem #11

When she doesn’t have a kik 

[publius-esquire-deactivated2018]

Did you know that due to American Public Law 94-479, by the 94th Congress, George Washington is protected from being outranked by any officer in past, present, and future? Meaning if there’s a 6th star general, Washington is automatically upgraded to 7th. There is a law dedicated to preserving Washington’s badass status.

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[bedabug]

Snails Kiss On Cherries [photo by Vyacheslav Mishchenk]

[openthedooritschip]

noot noot fall in love

[radthai]

nooty got da booty

[zoe-cat]

are you gay or straight?

[remakinablawg]

All accurate representations of me

[sextronautt]

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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[rubee-deactivated20190117]

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

[bordt-deactivated20140618]

[coluring]

I AM SO SORRY IF YOU KNOW ME IRL

[stillhereunfortunately]

IM SO SORRY IF YOU DONT KNOW ME IRL BECAUSE IM GREAT

[yayforturtles]

Basically

[hiccstrid]

yeah

[k1mkardashian]

FOX affiliate accidentally broadcasts dick pic