[danadelion]

Sundog

[sonoflepra]

Ищи сам☺️🌸

[pascalation]

robby at the end of shift: where’s my bike?!

literally everyone standing right behind him: it’s in the psych ward lmao idk how that happened why don’t we walk up there to go get it back???

[bebs-art-gallery]

NIGHT-MARE. BY PARSIFEL

[grimgasm]

shawn hatosy as brett richards

[puppydogwhitaker]

i do think it’s funny when a fic has them eat a big, rich dinner and then has them do insane deep throating blow jobs.

talking about them gagging and shit. like ok momma, someone’s gonna blow chunks. watch out.

[noah-wyles]

[toastyyrye]

First time smut writer: Um. Hope this is OK? It's only a bit of smut at the very end of the epilogue and you can skip it, it's ok. So sorry, um. Oh dear me. Please don't judge me. Nobody read this omg what have I done 😳

Seasoned smut writer: *ringing bell* Come get uR PORNOGRAPHY! 10k pwp, it's KINKY AS HECK so share it with all your friends!!! If you've got any suggestions for my Kinktober just drop it in the comments, I will write whatever wet, messy & DOWNRIGHT FILTHY fic about these two idiots 👏

[ineffablepretzel]

First time smut reader: I'd better read this as a guest so it's not in my history. I'm never telling anyone about this. Oh my god, how do people dare to comment, I could never.

Seasoned smut reader:

[maxadecillion]

🙃

[secondhandsunbeam]

coming up with reasons to be excited for the summer with a friend and this is the result

[senatortedcruz]

Just found a $50 bill in the street let’s hear it for girls posting their Ws online

[senatortedcruz]

Oh my fucking god I am going to kill myself

[aire1111]

50 foreskin dollars

[confettiizdumb]

also happy pride to these repressed bisexuals

[dailycatsblog]

[luna-azzurra]

In biology they told us that the eye doesn't actually see everything in the room, it fills in most of it from memory and assumption. your brain is just confidently making stuff up about what's probably there and you believe it because you have no reason not to. and i thought that was just a vision fact but actually it's the most important thing i know about unreliable narrators. your character isn't lying. they genuinely see the room they expect to see. that's so much scarier.

[sammy-bryant]

x

[only-cat-memes]

[only-cat-memes]