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Even though they have no correlation whatsoever 7x7=49 and Thursday feel the exact same.

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Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster

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WINTER IS A BAD TIME.

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What it feels like to chew 5 Gum

gallusrostromegalus

IT’S MY FAVORITE GARGOYLE BACK AGAIN FOR WINTERTIME.

allthingshyper

I want to know the exact conversation that lead to the creation of this abomination

gallusrostromegalus

Ye olde German architect: “ok, it’s time to put in the rainspouts and last night I was out with the lads and Hans had too much and the point is I had the FUNNIEST idea…” *Holds up drawing*

Ye olde German Architect Supervisor: * snorts beer out of his nose.* “YES. BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY.”

charliecoxbf

That’s gussy babe

earthgirl2788

Sooooo I just came back from studying in Freiburg and went on a tour of the Münster with a historian who knew all of the insider secrets and the story is even better than you think.

It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done.

That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.

So, the defecating gargoyle is a big fat “fuck you” to someone’s dick of a boss that has survived 500 years and two world wars

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*standing ovation*

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:)

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Spite is the greatest muse

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humans don’t change

#pettiness knows no bounds and i am HERE for it

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kadywicker

society went downhill when u stopped being able to go on youtube and look up "[show] season 1 episode 1" and getting the full episode broken up into parts but otherwise completely intact and it had every single episode

#broken into like 5 parts and in like 480p TOPS #but everything was always there and it was magical

generalcrozier

tumblr: now all your liked posts are displayed on your blog! isn’t that cool?

me:

You have no idea how long I looked for this

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while you studied the blade

I studied the blade too we were classmates

iamfuckingtrash

hey bro is there any blade homework due tomorrow

twinsetspammer

Bro, you didn’t know? The head of the man who killed your father is due tomorrow by noon.

rashemibabe

u think the teacher will accept late work or

zumester

aw man I’m gonna fail my revenge arc

lesbian-toddhoward

bill gates trying to play your gamecube while garfield’s on fire from fucking up mac n cheese moodboard

square-enix

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

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hyena-ears

@ the people who think all nbs are teenagers

gloomdocwife

this is amazing and beautiful but can I just say: “ain’t going away til I die so get over it” is raw and powerful as FUCK.

lowcountrymountaineer

So yeah….seeing older Non-binary people is so fucking reassuring. Thank y'all for fighting and paving the way. We will continue the fight to be ourselves!