Hi! I'm Lex. This blog is my effort to lose weight. I don't promote any 3ds and anything I reblog here is for me personally. I've had one before and I know that while it's important to be sensitive, it's also important to find community. Thank you for understanding.
If my content is triggering please block me, but please don't report me. This is all I've got.
maybe this is delulu but ive been doing core and leg workouts, and posture and face exercises and i can start to feel my collarbone more and also the tightness in my abs?????
when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably donāt know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. Itās also very expensiveā¦costing about ļæ„16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon.Ā It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and Iām ebony black Ā (thatās how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u donāt know what dat is get da hell out of here!).
what if we admitted to each other that it's not always really romance that we want. What if we admitted that what we're really craving is intimacy and society taught us romance is the only way to get it.
So imagine a DnD character who's whole motivation is 'X guy killed my parents and I need to find them' and the party just thinks 'ok, revenge quest, that's normal'
But when they finally find the guy the person with dead parents is just like "Hey buddy, long time no see. It's a shame we got separated, here's some money" and they're super chill.
The party is just confused and goes "Wait, why are you giving him gold?"
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I think it's really funny how the practice of bleeping out profanity is not only completely ineffective as a censorship tool, it's had the opposite effect of creating an environment where it's ridiculously easy to edit apparent profanity into footage that doesn't actually contain it. Like you can just grab any audio or video clip and bleep out anything and people will automatically mentally insert profanity in there it fucking rules.
No, Mr. Horse, donāt worry, I certainly donāt have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.
I know youāre not supposed to be in this hospital, but if youāll just follow me down this corridorāno, thatās not blood on the floor, itās color theory, Iāll explain it laterāI can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machineā
we can take the Eeby Deeby - no, no, I promise it's not going to Gay Superhell - look, Eebders Deebeorg was an outlier adn should not have been counted
hnnnnngg Iām trying to get blorbo into my plinko but the eeby deeby I bought from the copper merchant who as it turns out was EXTREMELY disreputable (who is he, to treat me with such contempt?!) is dummy thicc, thicc enough to block the Suez Canal in fact, and the eebert of the deebert is so scrimblo bimblo it keeps alerting the horse
