This blog is the result of me doomscrolling while horny. Sorta like "don't drink and Prime" but I end up with a bunch of sapphic smut reblogs instead of a mountain of Amazon packages.
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This blog is the result of me doomscrolling while horny. Sorta like "don't drink and Prime" but I end up with a bunch of sapphic smut reblogs instead of a mountain of Amazon packages.
Minors + men dni, blah blah blah, yeah... horny alt
I fucking hate myself
There's so much I hate about myself that I don't even know where to start. Everything.
Finally set up a dating profile
Why are the only people who aren't completely out of my league the type of person I try my best to avoid
Fuck my life
Lying down for a nap mad at the universe for not putting a certain someone next to me
She said she wasn't ready for a relationship.
I told myself I wouldnt get feelings for her.
We stayed up until 4 chatting and flirting.
God fucking damnit.
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME
Low-key, I kinda wish I was a furry. I mean, like the characters themselves, not the fandom (no shade or anything, just feel like that distinction is necessary). I would be so fucking hot as a dog/cat. My fashion sense (or relative lack thereof) would be perfect on an anthropomorphic calico.
>oversize hoodie/zip-up
>band tee
>big-ass cargo shorts w/ carabiner
>docs
Jesus fucking christ I want her so fucking bad. I want to cuddle on her bed and watch anime for hours and make out and lose the plot. Then we become less and less gentle with eachother until we're all but ripping the clothes off one another.
I want to kiss up and down her chest and thighs.
I want to us to leave marks on eachothers bodies.
I want her to make me choke on her cock.
Then we can sit and cuddle some more until we fall asleep in eachothers arms. But nope, i'm too much of a pussy to ask her out and she's in FUCKING SASKATCHEWAN for the holidays.
Anywho, Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals
Chat, how unhinged am I for putting Suicide Silence in my sex playlist?
I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health
PLEASE
dont show me your nerdy interests i WILL have sex with you.
Tits ungroped... Ass unsqueezed... Waist untouched... Face ungrabbed... It's a sad day.
Fuck, I wanna be tied up and fucked so baddddd
ahh feeling the 3 H's:
horny, hungry, haunted
God, I wanna fuck them so bad
So I had a funny dream the other night.
It involved a very gay witch.
you're stressed out? do you wanna suck on my tits?
Yes.