[nem23]

[clownboybebop]

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[the-big-mood]

[krasnoarmeyets]

THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

happy pride

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[imagine-darksiders]

[official-keyes]

this happens to her because she behaves badly

[appleseason]

are you a fascinating creature?

Yea LOL They Put Me In Test Tupes And Shit

[madphantom]

"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?

[that-windy-place-tho]

People in the notes

[labcorphehe-deactivated20260118]

chinese food has saved more lives than something that has saved a lot of lives

[artofdoubt]

Ava Daniels: Art connoisseur

[jamesbitchjames]

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

[mytearsrricochet]

[fairycosmos]

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

[eccentricecologist]

Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

[priorwalterxxxii]

last day of pride month lets all look at this tweet im im love with again. happy Pride bitchh!

[sobcat]

getting yourself to do things is so hard omg you fucking little idiot get up