Sad Mets Fan

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[lorelaigilmoure]

#2020 so far

[lartenascosta]

Mike Piazza - New York Mets

[seggyt91]

[notrealhockey]

kidnappers: we have your son

jamie benn: i don’t have a son

kidnappers: then who asked us for a glass of chocolate milk and a sandwich with the crust cut off?jamie benn: *turning to Klingberg* oh my god, they have tyler

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[antis0cials0cialist]

Now that’s its own American Gender Nightmare that we don’t have time to get into… John Mulaney on the New York Subway’s Announcement System Saturday Night Live - 02 March 2019

[jakeoettinger]

oh we love a graceful bovine!

DALvsNYR 3.5.2019

[incorrectdallasstars]

Tyler Seguin: Everything happens for a reason.

Ben Bishop: Sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and make bad decisions.

[ohmy-dallas-stars]

antoine roussel getting mocked by the red wings for messing up on the breakaway and then immediately proceeding to get the GWG one (1) shift later is honestly so on brand

[incorrectdallasstars]

Tyler Seguin: How do guys on other teams not fall in love with their teammates?

Tyler Seguin: Okay, so I've been informed that it's apparently called “being straight." IDK, man, I don’t really understand it.

[incorrectdallasstars]

Tyler Pitlick: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Jason Spezza: You’re a hazard to society.

Radek Faksa: And a coward. Do twenty.

[incorrectdallasstars]

Brett Ritchie, talking about Jamie and Tyler on the phone to his parents: and they were linemates

Miro Heiskanen: oh my god, they were linemates

[sidneyc]

[ohmy-dallas-stars]

[inhales]

I LOVE ANTOINE ROUSSEL

[goaliesarethebest]

Media to a goalie: Do you feel responsible for that empty net goal?

Goalie: 

[incorrectdallasstars]

Julius Honka: Hey, why are you so freakishly big?

Ben Bishop: I don’t know. Why are YOU so freakishly annoying?

[incorrectdallasstars]

Jason Spezza: Just tell him ‘You’re beautiful.’

Tyler Seguin: Good idea. Thanks.

Tyler (to Jamie Benn): I’m beautiful.