Spring is Short. But it Comes Again.

Girl, Absolutely Insane. Fangirl and Shipper of Ships ** Psychologically, I'm very confused - but personally, I feel just wonderful

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[akajustmerry]

the line in mad Max fury road where max is saying they should go back and claim the citadel instead of running away more and he says it will be a hard day, but the other way...there's nothing but salt - had a profound impact on me because yeah sometimes the only option other than the hard day is salt, is an unchanging unourishing wasteland. everytime I catch myself annoyed about something coming up that is inconvenient or hard that I know I have to do and I think "it'll be a hard day :(" for years I tack onto the end Max's voice saying that line about the other way being nothing but salt. You do the hard thing or you get nothing but salt. I love you mad Max fury road they could never make me hate you <3

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

[therealbucky05]

[petermorwood]

:->

[shijiujun]

Wangxian daily card art from official collab with 卡星时代

[possumsinatrenchcoat]

Reblog to give the person you reblogged it from the energy to do one (1) chore or maybe many

[low-selfesteem-and-god-complex]

*crying and shaking* please reblog from me, please i beg of you

[chibird]

Oops. This puffball dog is me. 🙈🌸

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[secondlina]

[chibird]

Sometimes I don’t realize how much I need more rest until I *really* need it. 😅

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[classygreydove]

the lan wangji animatic to a perry the platypus theme song parody you didn't need and that only my sister wanted

thanks to my sister (who is the worst enabler) this now exists ig

[VD: A comedy MDZS animatic set to the Perry the Platypus theme song, edited slightly to feature Lan Wangji as narrated by Wei Wuxian. End VD]

[thememedaddy]

[omghotmemes]

[champagnemanagement]

i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bugkeeping]

I havent seen anyone talk about this yet so im making a post. 

So lets say you’re researching something for a paper (or just for fun) and the research paper you want to read is behind a paywall, or the site makes you create an account first, or makes you pay to download, or limits you to only 5 free articles, or otherwise makes it difficult for you to read what you want.

do not fear! copy the link to the article

go to sci-hub.se         (the url is always changing so its best to check out whereisscihub.now.sh to find what the current url is)

slap the article link in there

bam! free access! 

[tauforged]

i love working at an aquarium i just witnessed a grown man with children enter the freshwater gallery and loudly exclaim “oh shit, piranhas are REAL?!?”

[tauforged]

the delights of working with the public continue! just heard someone announce over the radios “hey we have guest wearing an inappropriate shirt that needs to be spoken to, i last saw him in sharks & rays and the shirt says ‘do milfs not drugs’ if a supervisor could take care of that that’d be great cuz he’s not being cooperative” and then a good 5 minutes later i heard a supervisor radio for security backup

[tauforged]

this post is back on my dash again! here's another little addendum of highlights from last weekend's shifts:

small child with hands and face fully pressed up against the glass in front of the indo-pacific reef tank for a solid 5 mins before turning to her mom and asking 'are they real? are they real fish??' and squealing with delight when informed that yes, those are real life fishies and not a video. mom told me that kiddo loves to watch videos of fish on her tablet, but is always disappointed that they're not 'real'

guy who sauntered up to me thinking he was soooo cool and funny in front of his friends and asked how easy it'd be to 'grab a penguin and run'. got visibly disappointed + upset when i responded very matter-of-factly without hesitation and without looking away from the exhibit i was assigned to watch that 'on the off chance the penguin doesn't peck your eyes out first, the aquarists will probably get to you before security does and they'll probably kill you.' he apparently thought he was going to catch me off guard and get a funny reaction out of me but didnt consider that i hear that question or some variation thereof several times a day and am very tired of it.

another guy showed up with a milf shirt. this time it said MILF: MAN I LOVE FROGS. because nobody else complained about him like the first guy and because he was, unlike the other guy, not piss drunk and didn't cause a huge scene of knocking shit over and shouting at people who took issue with his shirt, he did not get kicked out. it's that simple!

several people approached me very upset and very confidently told me that a fish was stuck in the rocks in the giant ocean tank and looked like it couldn't get out. each time, i humored them and rushed over, only to see that each time the object of their concerns was our green moray, who was in fact quite comfortable in his favorite crevice and perfectly capable of moving should he so choose.

ditto of the above, but instead it's people being dead convinced that our elderly halibut is just lying there dead in the middle of the sandy bottom exhibit. i dont exactly blame them because he is very old and has cataracts and is also a rather ugly fish, so to the unfamiliar eye he does definitely look like a rotting corpse. but that's just how he is!

only about half the visitors who asked me about the halibut seemed to believe me when i told them that oh no, he's not dead, we get that question a lot but he's fine, he just rests on the bottom unless he's being fed. i heard a lot of them loudly continue to tell other visitors that there was a dead fish in the tank as soon as i walked away. this job requires an saintly level of patience and i do not possess nearly that much so i need to pick my battles

[goobergutz]

very big fan of when shows put wigs on actors and say ‘yeah. That’s him when he was younger fuck you’. No anti aging ai, no teen actor hired. Just. The same guy with a fuckass wig

[thememoryofthatday]

For Korean dramas, there's no wig needed. They just comb their bangs over their forehead and put that 45-year-old man in a high school uniform.

[lexiegirlstuff]

If it works, it works :D

I'll forever be here for Park Min Young playing her own teen self.

[untamedthoughts]

The Untamed intro - FRIENDS style !

[untamedheritageposts]

Untamed Heritage Post

[fuckitfireeverything]

okay I was googling the runtime for Crimson Peak and for some reason it suggested an article called "why Crimson Peak is one of Guillermo del Toro's most underrated films" and—

"the moral lesson that del Toro wants us to understand from his narrative: that love can make people go mad"

THAT'S your take away from Crimson Peak????? that's what you think the moral lesson is? REALLY?!

[fuckitfireeverything]

sorry but.... Crimson Peak, the movie in which the eponymous Victorian Estate is literally sinking into the clay mine from which the family made its once-great fortune, clay that is blood red and seeping through the white snow???? Crimson Peak, in which a formerly wealthy English aristocrat and his sister prey on the fortune of a woman from a former British colony, plotting to convince her to invest her family's money into a machine that will re-enliven the economy and production that made the great fortune they have since lost, and then kill her, something the film reveals they have done multiple times before???

y'all think del Toro made a movie about how love can make people go mad??? does his historically incisive cinematic explorations of class and colonialism mean NOTHING to you?????

[fuckitfireeverything]

this is the OPENING SCENE OF THE MOVIE

[fuckitfireeverything]

every time I get notes on my post this is how I feel