Lexie Nyuu

hi my name is lexie and i'm a badass.

[solassitudes]

oh. maybe. maybe this it. maybe that’s the problem.

[samlickereightyone]

[my-abibliophobia]

Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.

To sum up this book in a single sentence - “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”

Yeah, this guy-

Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.

GREEK MYTHOLOGY 

The Greek creation myth.

The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.

The story of the Minotaur. 

NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Norse creation myth.

Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.  

EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY

Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff. 

How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.

MAYAN MYTHOLOGY

How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail. 

CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY

How God made Eve from Adam’s rib. 

The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct. 

HINDU MYTHOLOGY

Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.

And this is how he does it. 

JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY

The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan. 

A story about Tanuki.

AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.

NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY

Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?

[mxmaebie]

Sounds like Drunk History.

[mechhound]

SKLGKLSGHJKLGSHJSGDDHLJAGHDJGHGJHKSDJGH

[havvkeye-squared]

I want this book

[samael-has-arrived]

I’m CRYING

[sosuperawesome]

Crystal Crowns

Owisteria on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Crowns tags

[lexienyuu]

My latest and greatest. For my heterolifemate Lelel @dgafmeow @nathanieldonley is a Pisces, Missy is a Libra, and baby Beau is an Aquarius. Can you see all the ways I incorporated that theme? They're obvious but fun to find for yourself. This is one of my favorites. #acrylicpaintingoncanvas #bestfriends5eva #heterolifemate #lelelelel #2018 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo5e-e-nIr_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1asie8zwh2pp9

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i am begging everyone to watch this video right now

[jedipokemonmaster]

This must have been made by Wow Presents

[gaymer-chris]

It’s UNHhhh but with snape and voldemort 😂

[sliceofjoey]

“Don’t Avada Kedavra the messenger”

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[ahathawaysource]

nowthisnews: Watch Anne Hathaway beautifully explain the levels of privilege in American society, and how we can move toward equality for all.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BVd-1xlFyOU/

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[quietemptydiariess]

To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before But I Didn’t Realise Because Of Compulsory Heterosexuality

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

sleep makes me so mad tbfh do you know how much shit i could get done if this flesh prison didn’t require literal hours of laying there in a state of unconsciousness

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

that being said if you deprive me of my sleep i will Cry

[silverhawk]

everything i say??? cringe.

everything i think??? cringe.

everything i post????? cringe.

every time i breathe????? cringe.

[silverhawk]

everytime we touch??????

i get this feeling and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly cant u hear my heart beat fast i want this to last

[lexienyuu]

Just me and my boy, Link, doing boy things

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I enjoy a good pun (meme credit: @averli)