This Is My Blog And I'm Sorry

Lexi. 33. PDX. 2-time NME award winner. Formerly airpunchingacademic/domsyellowpants Back after a several year hiatus. I like pinball.

[houseofcucci]

Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

[beggars-opera]

I'm personally after the white whale that took my leg

[lexiliciousdef]

I’m all caught up on Abbott Elementary and now I need a new binge show

[curoopeez]

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

[drexelian]

hey, uh. what the shit

[charlesoberonn]

[demilypyro]

Game balance is easy. They should just buff the characters I like and nerf all the characters I don't like

[lexiliciousdef]

The entire Muse shop is on sale this week and I’m very tempted tbh

[casiotone-nati0n]

Jelly World is REAL and I'm tired of pretending it's not . I'm tired of all the "imaginary world" "neopets psyop" rumors because I am an actual Jelly World resident and it's making fun of my hometown, I grew up here and it' s a very important place to me and they keep treating it as a JOKE!. You guys r just jealous of our edible jelly buildings and cars...... #ILiveInARealPlace #JellyWorldIsNotFake #StopTheJokes

[memewhore]

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

Historically, when performing long, repetitive tasks like churning butter or weaving cloth, people would sit together and tell stories. Folk stories, fairytales, and even stories about mysterious ape-like figures living in the forests. So, yes, pioneer women did listen to podcasts about bigfoot while churning butter

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]

[nikoisme]

I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there

[lexiliciousdef]

Can’t wait to start feeling like I’m good at something again

My pinball game has been in the toilet lately and the I also played like trash in the tournament for the casual competitive arcade game I play too

[raptorific]

I feel like "Joe Biden shouldn't have pardoned his son because now Trump will get away with abusing pardon power on the basis that Joe Biden used it to save his son" is a spurious premise. Donald Trump will abuse pardon power and he will get away with it. Not "might," but "will." That's a hard fact. There is nothing you or me or Joe Biden could possibly do to prevent that. We had a chance to prevent it a few weeks ago and we failed. Since it is now a foregone conclusion that Donald Trump will abuse pardon power and will get away with it, why exactly does it matter what Joe Biden does with it at this point? If anything he should be going buckwild, issuing blanket pardons for himself and his family and all of Trump's political opponents, call the GOP's bluff and force them to either let Joe Biden get away with blatantly weaponizong the system against them, or curtail Pardon Power, cutting their guy off at the knees. There is no "if we don't act right, the Republicans will get away with acting wrong" anymore. The Republicans WILL get away with acting wrong. It no longer does anybody any good to feign being bound by rules that clearly don't apply anymore.

[lexiliciousdef]

I’m back but I have no idea who any of y’all are anymore lmao

Please don’t take it personally, my brain is broken

[lexiliciousdef]

Pretty fucked up that I drained our Christmas fund to replace my husband’s rear windshield after it got broken into last night, then still spent $45 to surprise my coworker/friend with her favorite flavor of pie, then went out to go support another friend after their mom died unexpectedly, and now I’m sitting here in bed wondering if I’m even a good person

This brain sucks, would love to trade for one that allows me to like myself thanks

[autodiscipline]

(staring down at a litter of puppies) i want the dark haunted one, with a tragic past that is shrouded in mystery

[oneheadtoanother]

[lexiliciousdef]

Hi I’m back after apparently 6 years (but realistically probably closer to 8 or 9) and I just need somewhere to scream my thoughts into the void

Temp url change until I decide what I want