Reblogs (and few personal posts)

[o-kurwa]

[downsouth-gentleman]

July 4th Eve on Tumblr

International tumblr users:

“Brace yourselves”

*boards up windows

American tumblr users: *quietly starts chanting in the distance “USA, USA, USA…”

[freedom-beard]

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

[ruinedchildhood]

[songsofwaterandnight]

That's such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like "oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2" and that baby's gonna have "yeah that's me in my mom's arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament". Iconic.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Girl help they're selectively breeding the world's most powerful Mortal Kombat player.

[vomitdodger]

[flork-of-cows-official]

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[flork-of-cows-official]

It knows.

[iguanamarina]

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[i-found-a-mushroom]

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS

[egberts]

[collegiatitanica]

[oneheadtoanother]

[undeadentropy]

Sorry but I couldn't leave this in the notes because this is gonna be my new reaction image for this kind of insanity

[sylviii]

Happy ten year please clap

[cyb3r-wh0r3]

[markodragic]

my sister works in a nursery (in scotland for context) and today a kid came up to her and said "can you put on 'release my wee da'? I want to dance" and my sister was like ?? what the fuck is 'release my wee da', so the kid sang a line of it. turns out, feliz navidad

[markodragic]

release my wee da everyone ⛄🎄🎅

[funny-tik-toks]

[everythingfox]

Doggy tumble

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