Lextrow Writes

[lextrow-writes]

Hello Friends

I decided to make a Tumblr for my ao3 account because I wanted to share headcannons and talk to people. Am I avoiding dealing with my drafts? ....maybe.

Anyways, about me:

I'm known as Lextrow on ao3, account here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Lextrow

I also post edits occasionally on YouTube here: https://m.youtube.com/@fandom_freak_1

I use she/they pronouns and will answer to Lex, Lextrow, or Estelle. I'm also known as "the one who keeps writing suicide fics" and have been crowned the Queen of Whump (yes I have a crown), you may refer to me as either :3 DMs and asks are open, I'd love to chat!

Fic requests are welcome but I'm not very great at getting to them. Also currently in insane writers block so I don't have much going for me.

And lastly,

Likes, comments, and reblogs fuel my immortal soul as well as kudos do :)

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No one in the Black family likes women. Sirius and Regulus because they're gay, Orion because he's misogynistic, and Walburga because she hates everyone in general.

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How many photos do you think Hagrid had to cut Sirius out of so he could make Harry a photo album that didn't contain the person he thought was his parent's killer? How many photos do you think had the actual killer in them because he didn't know it was really Peter?

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

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I think life would be better if a mysterious all black animal spirit randomly appeared and stared at me ominously until I discovered a secret that would help me along my journey

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TUMBLR I KNOW IM SINGLE BUT CAN YOU STOP PUTTING DATING APP ADS ON MY PAGE PLEASE AND THANK YOU

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I really hope there's someone that follows me here who came from ao3 expecting me to actually post fandom things and instead just gets like 75% shit posts

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Whoever named the Nerd's "share pouch" is fucking delusional because I'm not fucking sharing my gummies with anyone, back off

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tummy hurt

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Whoever named the Nerd's "share pouch" is fucking delusional because I'm not fucking sharing my gummies with anyone, back off

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Stealing is only justified if what you're stealing is alive and from Petco

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Staring at Tumblr instead of going to bed so I can wake up at least semi rested at 5am to start my 6am shift that goes until 2pm to go home and shower and change to go to my second job and work another 3 hours

I will not regret this decision later at all

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

no one is too young to write fanfics and no one is too old to write fanfics!!!!!!!

anybody can create, make art and have fun. age is irrelevant when it comes to making art and having fun

[lextrow-writes]

One year olds are too young to write fanfics 😔 And so are two year olds probably 😔 They can't write 😔😔 And one hundred and two year olds 😔 They're dead 😔😔

[zerohttp]

This is the great example of why I’m so sick of this ship shippers, if they want it to be about that ship so badly they should do them own videos. Constantly correcting things to the ship you want is what make this fandom so freaking toxic and I’m so sick of this

(I’m the person replying to the first comment)

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Hi, here to tell you this is not the flex you think it is. They weren't talking negatively, they weren't affecting anyone, and they weren’t being rude. You're just being a dick for absolutely no reason. Glad I could help!

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So... I was going to go to bed but I failed at that so instead I'm going to tell you something that happened to me today.

So I was at work talking to some customers. Shift is nearly over, like my replacement is standing nearby to take over. I have had a good day. As I'm still chatting with them there's a piece of hair that gets on my face and is touching me. Weird sensory thing but it's okay I can usually blow it discreetly and it's fine. But no, this piece of hair is stubborn. But it kind of rained on me so like it makes sense. So I finally admit defeat and go to brush it out of the way.

Guys.

This thing fucking crawls.

So I smack it off my face and it lands on the tablet I'm holding.

It's a fucking spider.

So I panic and shove the tablet at my replacement and immediately comb through my hair and check my collar because HELL NO Fortunately, there's nothing on me so I'm able to take a breath and explain what just happened. The coworker who is meant to take over is holding the tablet still. I tell him it's on there somewhere. Sure enough, big ass black spider.

Now some time after I am spider free (confirmed by a lovely coworker who searched my hair and back) I realize that the situation was altogether very gothic and I appreciate the vibe the spider was trying to bring to the function but if in the future they could just NOT, that'd be great

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Concept: character hurting themselves behind a locked door their loved ones can't get though

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Listen I'm dramatic as fuck a lot of the time but at least I'm not a grown ass, bodybuilder type man who's finishing up his second full tattoo sleeve, very clearly exaggeratedly groaning in the chair.

No, I lay there in silence because I'm a bad bitch who slays in style. Also because I was sleepy and didn't want to small talk.

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Fuck being broke I'm getting myself a tattoo for my birthday