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From Valentine’s Day 2013, one of 34 photos. African penguins receive valentines from biologist Crystal Crimbchin at The California Academy of Sciences African penguin exhibit in San Francisco, on February 13, 2013. The valentines will be used as nesting material. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

bisexualgambit

Reasons Artic Monkeys is bad:

They have the same bass line in every song

Reasons Artic Monkeys is good:

It’s one sexy fucking bass line so I don’t blame them

arianagrandre

Fuck it, I love you…

thegarnet

remember when fyre fest happened like a year or so ago and there was this article where the attendees complained about how shitty it was but there was this one middle class dude who won a ticket through like a lottery or something and had the time of his life because rich people suffering is great. i hope y’all remember it is today’s mood

thegarnet

god i AM josh.

lesbianforhorror

lol

peachblushparlour

Faux Pearl Crescent Drop Earrings

thekhoolhaus

@thekhoolhaus

thekhoolhaus

Tell em

peachscnapps-deactivated2018071

I cannot stress enough how important it is to masturbate before reaching out to the person you THINK you miss or wanna talk to. If you bust that nut and still feel that way? Cool reach out, but an unfulfilled orgasm really will take over your mind and get you in some mess you really don’t need to be in