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im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

valtsv

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

nonbinaries-on-ice

Looking for a wolfstar RP partner!

I’m in desperate need of more wolfstar RPs. Preferably AU (magical or muggle) but I could be talked into canon-based. I usually prefer to play Sirius, but I can play Remus, too. I prefer to RP over Discord, but if you ask me about using a different platform, I’ll consider it.

I do have one plot that I started a while ago with a partner but it never got fully fleshed out - basically it’s a modern-day muggle AU where the Blacks are the British royal family, with Sirius as the crown prince. Remus is just a normal working-class guy. Sirius is in the closet to nearly everyone because his parents refuse to let him come out. Somehow, he and Remus meet without Remus realizing who he is at first (in the previous version, they met on Grindr, but if you want to do something different that’s fine!) and they hit it off and start dating despite needing to keep it a secret from the world. Meanwhile, it turns out that Sirius’s parents are planning an arranged marriage for him and pressuring him into acting more like them in preparation for when he’ll take the crown. And there’s a bunch more drama we can incorporate into it, both for Sirius and for Remus.

That’s just an idea, though, and if you have another plot/prompt you’d like to explore, still let me know!

Message me if you’re interested! Oh, and please be 18+, I’m not comfortable RPing with people under 18, as I’m in my 20s.

nonbinaries-on-ice

Still looking!! Please message me if you are interested!

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politijohn

The Democratic Establishment has argued for years that Trump is the country’s greatest threat only to hand him another 4 years

politijohn

I don’t want to hear “vote blue no matter who” because all I see from the Democratic Party is “vote blue except the Jew.” Amazing to see where their priorities (still) are after 2016.

Our lives depend on a Bernie Sanders presidency. Vote as such.

politijohn

Donna Brazile, a superdelegate, is not even hiding the fact that the system is rigged...again

suchisthelifeofasexygirlonline5

Person I follow got their account locked for this tweet

omruc

Twitter.gov

remy-writes5

I will never believe that Sirius/Remus isn’t canon.

She literally made them the stars and the moon.

Don’t touch me.

asofterfan

whitepeopletwitter

doctortay-deactivated20210629

thehotgirlproject

heathyr

“Idiots to lovers” is a phenomenal fic tag, and exactly my brand of romance. I love it when they’re just so….. fucking…. stupid

kaiamar

If a woman has a heartbeat you can’t tell her what to do with her goddamn body!

fillyrvoid

Ufff this is an Oscar worthy story of it's own

ilovemosss

acidtheater

The fact that Taika Waititi not only made a movie partially about a comedic Hitler, but openly sold it as a comedic movie about Nazi Germany in 2019 blows a massive hole in all these white cisdudes who can't stop bitching and moaning about making jokes in PC culture, and shows the real problem is they're actually just neither creative nor empathetic enough to make the jokes they want to make. They're just bitter their low-hanging fruit is being taken away and now they have to think about what they're saying. And worse yet, there are people like Waititi who are perfectly willing to do that thinking and succeed at making non-PC humor work. Their whole world is warping around them and I couldn't love it more.

chequemerci

Ngozi is an amazing storyteller and artist and has created wonderful, loveable character, but

Nothing will be funnier than the “I’m sorry my life makes you so sad” Jack picture from twitter like I’m sorry but it’s true

chequemerci

Like come on look at this it’s fucking hilarious

maramahan

Every night when I tell the pup it’s time for bed, he sprints to his crate and sits so politely — expectantly, even

But he’s not expecting food, nor pets — nor even praise

No

He‘s waiting to be tucked in

maramahan

I forgot, one night — I was tired and I didn’t remember to wrap him in his blanket before I went upstairs

Not half an hour later, he started barking and crying and I couldn’t figure out why

But now I know

He was waiting to be tucked in

maramahan

Sir, I accuse you of baby

maramahan

YOUR GUILT IS CONFIRMED

YOU ARE B A B Y

basic-banshee

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

basic-banshee

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

basic-banshee

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

basic-banshee

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

basic-banshee

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

basic-banshee

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

justluckyiguess

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

basic-banshee

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

basic-banshee

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

cooliopumpkin

basic-banshee

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

marauders4evr

I don’t ship Drarry but with that being said, I will accept no other Drarry prompt than them stubbornly competing to outdo the other for the sheer drama.

It starts off when they’re still enemies in the Goblet of Fire. Draco makes a taunt about who Harry’s going to ask to the Yule Ball and how they must be from the worst of the worst lot and Harry rolls his eyes and says, “Well, fitting you say that, Malfoy, because I was going to ask you.” A perfect zing, Harry. 10/10.

But now the ball’s in Draco’s court and obviously he’s not going to pass up on the chance to humiliate the scarhead so he takes the most logical route of humiliation and calls out his bluff: “Fine, Potter, I reckon we’re going.”

But do you think Harry James Potter is just going to back down? That stubborn teenager is going to stare Draco down and say, “Reckon we are.”

Ron’s confused and Hermione’s confused and literally the entire castle is confused but Harry’s satisfied because he called out a bluffer’s counterbluff with a bluff of his own. And they just keep it up.

“I suppose you don’t even know how to dance, Potter?”

The furious teenager who spent years having to watch soapbox dramas with Mrs. Figg just glares at him in his stupid dress robes. “I know some things.”

“Prove it.”

“Fine.”

It’s like that for days until Draco makes the ultimate power move by inviting Harry to the Malfoy’s Annual New Years Eve Ball, taking out a Daily Prophet ad no less, because oh, oh, he’s got Potter now. He’ll never accept and he’ll be humiliated in front of the entire wizarding world. And do you think Harry’s just going to go down without a fight? God, no, he’s going to win whatever the hell this is because he’s Harry Potter, Draco better be worried, oh boy.

They’re still going at it six months later.

“Err—Malfoy?” Crabbe says. “Potter just sent you a dozen roses?”

“That son of a bitch! Send a box of chocolates. That’ll show him.”

“Um, Draco—?”

“I WILL NOT BE OUTDONE, PARKINSON!”