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devipotato

i can feel it coming in the air tonight

stability

ordo83

Then why does the Barbie in the top left have her shoes on while taking a poop! Seems a little staged for notes

officialogatarisa-deactivated20

Because that style of Barbie you can’t take the shoes off iirc…….let people have pure things

chillinlikeawhitey

when people say you’re pretty AND funny

betterthankanyebitch

capnskull

susierogelio

Seed Face

glassbonespaperskin

the-absolute-funniest-posts

me er'day all day

@kiririno

Sailor Moon has been talking about the realest shit since the 90’s…

babyanimalgifs

duragdaddy

haha-posts-blog-blog-blog-blog

me everyday

cerberuskin-deactivated20240415

crunchy-boogies

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.