Enjoy The Silence

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[mirandacosmos-blog]

[addelburgh]

[drugera]

“ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?”

[roobics]

haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders

[metrobus-deactivated20160719]

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

[humorrelated]

me in life

[fwips]

when you call in to work and your coworker answers the phone in their peppy work voice then realizes its you and goes back to sounding just as dead inside as you are

[clayorey]

Point Nemo: the point in the ocean farthest from land. Here you are surrounded by nearly 9 million square miles of water.

[thatsthat24]

Ok, but literally, how did someone determine this? Out of all the places in the ocean that this could have been, it must have taken a lifetime finding Nemo.

[2006u]

Leave me there

[fraternityrow]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Funny Pet Collar Tags (photos via Bored Panda) Related: Cats and Dogs Growing Up With Their Toys

[charmingart013]

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 

[tendered-deactivated20151229]

i’ve been mocked for liking water.

[lexychuu-blog]

John's Blog: Sherlock

John's Blog: Sherlock

John's Blog: Sherlock

John's Blog: Sherlock

John's Blog: Sherlock

John's Blog: Sherlock

John's Blog: Sherlock

John's Blog: Sherlock

John's Blog: Sherlock

John's Blog: Oh and I have this girlfriend or whatever

John's Blog: Sherlock

[thepigeongazette]

Not one of my….brightest moments.

[flip56000]

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

[dovahqueene]

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

[when-the-wind-stands-fair]

you make a compelling argument

[freegucci-deactivated20150516]

Me: No one is hiring me

Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough

Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time. I’ll be sure to write my contact info extra “hard” this time. I’ll make sure to touch up my resume and make it hella “hard” this time around too.

[twentiesordie]

preach

[star-anise]

Adults:  You just need to hit the pavement, knock on some doors, call the hiring manager!

Every job application ever:  PLEASE NO UNSOLICITED VISITS OR PHONE CALLS.

[lemonsharks]

Fact: Our reception pool forwards the names of people who call unsolicited on to HR, who puts the names on a DO NOT HIRE, CANNOT FOLLOW DIRECTIONS list.

[thornhillindustries]

[cosmy]