ALL ALONE!

"Whether you like it or not, Alone will be something you'll be quite a lot."

[fleurison-deactivated20190824]

may you get a sign this week that shows you that you’re on the right path and that things are flowing and moving in your favor. may the sign be evident, clear, and direct

[sophie531896273240810891]

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

[niggazinmoscow]

these are outstanding points, but not the only reasons why abortion should be legal. it should be legal because no matter the circumstance, women should be able to do what they want with their bodies. that’s it

[missshae-deactivated20191018]

Reblogging for the last part

[lexygoodpaster]

If we’re dating

Don’t fuck me over. Even if it’s easy to, I’m more gullible than a dog who thinks you threw it’s toy but you really kept behind your back.

If you have a problem with something I’m doing, come to me. If you insist on complaining to someone, it better not be some other chick. I will leave faster than my dad did when mom got full custody.

If you cheat, don’t worry about me being angry. I’m not going to burn your stuff or call you names. I’m just never going to talk to you again.

If you are busy and can’t talk, that’s all you have to say.

If you think your family is fucked up, don’t worry, me too.

If I can’t talk to you about certain subjects, don’t be surprised when I don’t talk to you about anything of value at all.

My mom will tell you I’m crazy. She’s right.

I’ll always find something to be mad about. For that I’m sorry.

I’ll tell you I’m pissed. But I probably won’t tell you why. I’m too used to my feelings being invalidated for that.

I’m am one insecure motherfucker. Match my excitement and want to be with you.

I would do anything for you. Just ask.

If you feel it, say it. I can’t be mad at you for telling me how you feel.

if you think it, say it. I would love nothing more than to know your thought process.

If you notice it, tell me. I’ll appreciate it.

I’m not too prideful to be vulnerable with you. You shouldn’t be either.

If you insist on breaking my heart, the least you can do is act like you still want it after.

I have trouble knowing my self worth, please do not take advantage of this.

when I say I want to die, I mean I want to die anytime I am not in your arms and I don’t get to see you smile.

if you get lucky enough that I begin to love you, and you manage to get me to tell you..

then understand I am not perfect

understand I will do anything for you if you ask

understand I have been through hell and that’s not an understatement

understand, please understand that I am scared to open up and be fucking vulnerable

excerpt from a book I’ll never write #107

[celebsarchive]

[psychesandsexdrives-deactivated]

Let me tell you a fucking thing about costume design. That’s some in depth, difficult shit to learn. And the fact that this goddess can ramble this shit off the cuff means she knows her shit. ELLE WOODS IS A GODAMNED GENIUS AND IT’s NOT A STRETCH TO BELIEVE SHE GOT INTO HARVARD LAW MMMK?

[katecod]

FUCK YEAH ELLE WOODS OR DIE

[alimarko]

this movie is literally about an attractive woman who loves to party having to prove over and over again that she’s also intelligent and hard-working to those who judge her based on her looks (who also empowers and fights for other women, and fosters unlikely friendships instead of engaging in girl hate) and if you don’t think that’s some great feminist shit then I don’t know what your problem is

[lilyskinned]

Let’s not forget that in the end when the guy wants her again, she turns him down because she knows she deserves better.

[catalystofthesoul]

So this is just a PSA, y'all should never sign a contract until you read it. I’m talking in rl right now. I just got through reading my employee handbook/service contract and my bosses slipped in a lot of bullshit like telling me I can’t complain about my job on social media, demanding I work off the clock in the name of good service, expects me to show up on time during inclimate weather, and considered disability or religious accommodation a direct threat to the company.

These are all things I took issue with and brought to my employer for further discussion before signing the contract. Most of my coworkers signed without reading, treating it like an internet terms of service contract.

Tl;dr real life is serious shit, lawyers write contracts to protect your employer FROM YOU, read contracts before you sign them - fucking ARGUE about contracts before you sign them

[lyrslair]

Also important to note, and something my bf has repeated to me many times: a contract is a negotiation until it is signed, and YOU ARE ALLOWED TO AMEND IT. Tech companies often put some bs in there about “we own everything you make while you work for us” which broadly applied also means anything done on your own time. He always ALWAYS does write-in amendments with initial and date to state that they only own things done FOR the company, on company time, because there have been companies that enforced that bullshit when somebody had a personal side project the company decided they wanted to steal. There’s only one company that threw a fit at his attempts to amend it and he considered that a huge red flag and refused to sign, turned down the job.

Never. EVER. Sign shit without reading it. Also: if your prospective employer won’t let you take the thing home to read before you sign it and says you need to sign it then and there THAT IS A RED FLAG. The job I had that turned out to be abusive as shit was like that. Every other job I’ve been able to bring the contract home to my parents to have a more experienced set of eyes on it. It’s also common practice in some fields to have one’s attorney look over it before signing. So never let them tell you that you can’t look over it with someone else. That’s a fat load of shit. For “lower level” jobs they may not accept amendments to the contract but if they won’t even give you the proper time to read it over, they’re trying to pull some bullshit on you and you’re going to regret it if you sign. Even if there’s nothing bad in what you signed it’s an example of how they are going to treat you while you’re there. Take it to heart and run like fucking hell.

[asryakino]

Please also tell your coworkers. Inform others. Tell everyone. Please, for the lovee of everything TELL PEOPLE THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO THESE THINGS.

Companies BANK on the fact you’re not going to read it. Then they slip in shit like ‘you can’t talk about your wages’ because they want you to keep quiet, so thy can pay that guy six bucks, and pay the guy over there fifteen and pay you eight. They want you to accept it all blindly. PLEASE DON’T STAY BLIND.

Yes, I’ve lost out on jobs because I wanted to read it and they didn’t want me to. Or they wanted m to resign and I said no to to the things they added that I pointed out were unfair and borderline illegal. 

Read shit. Tell everyone else to read shit. BE INFORMED. 

[cricketcat9]

Absolutely 100% good advice ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼

Never ever ever sign shit without reading and re-reading it! Take it home, show it to someone more experienced, if you can, show it to a lawyer. A contract is supposed to work for both sides. A company in Toronto tried to make me sign a contract with clause that in event of me leaving the job I will not work in a similar position anywhere in Ontario. Yeah, right, not enforceable in court, dudes, you can’t prevent me from making a living. Read the shit and don’t let them intimidate you. 

[maryefimovaone]

[ape-of-naples]

#freshly peeled sheeps

[mage-pie]

reblogging solely for that deeply unnerving caption

[jitterbugjive]

@theosartisticthematics

[doctorsiggy]

FRESHLY PEELED SHEEPS

[maddeningmagic106]

Fuck this. Does everyone just not see the blood scrapes on some of their backs and faces???!!! Anyone, seriously, correct me if I’m wrong because this is making me upset af

[rynofslytherin-deactivated20211]

Domesticated sheep need to be sheared because they don’t shed their coats on their own and it can be bad for their health if it gets too big.

Also, it looks considering how close they cut that it went fairly well. I see like 2 nicks maybe, but with the photo it’s hard to tell. I mean, unfortunately, you’re going to nick a few animals because they don’t understand the order of “stand still” very well. 

[uleanblue-deactivated20190205]

Sheep can die from heat exhaustion if they aren’t sheared. 

Also, their skin secretes lanolin, which quickly soothes and heals any nicks they get during shearing. 

[miquerida]

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps

[trashytoclassy-deactivated20231]

Please peel your sheeps

[lexygoodpaster]

I feel like a brick in the wall. Which is not far off from what I am; undoubtedly, I am a force to be reckoned with.

An excerpt from a book I’ll never write #106

[bronwynn]

FIJI water girl saw her chance and took it

[toastbutteregg]

what I aspire to be

[ruinedchildhood]

“Barry B. Benson, a bee just graduated from college, is disillusioned at his lone career choice: making honey. On a special trip outside the hive, Barry’s life is saved by Vanessa, a florist in New York City. As their relationship blossoms, he discovers humans actually eat honey, and subsequently decides to sue them.“ — Bee Movie (2007)  October 28, 2017 marks the Bee Movie’s 10th Year Anniversary 

[adeles]

#2019 mood

[05637-deactivated20190328]

staff is asleep!! post nsfw!!

[05637-deactivated20190328]

Comical as this post is, I’ve been using it as more or less of a fly trap for porn bots and reporting the ones that latch onto / reblog this post.

[dailypattondoodles]

The last one is and always will be my favorite

[alxbngala]

Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.

[birumutversene-blog]

[lexygoodpaster]

“I hate everyone. No not a ‘oh, yeah I hate everyone but I have so many friends’ kind of hate. I truly despise every person I have ever come across for some reason or another. Whether that hatred comes from jealousy or it is simply pure disgust, I hate everyone. I hate the people who say they do not like me but have spoken five words to me. I hate the people who can sleep at night. I hate the people who have fucked my entire world and can still spend every breathing moment happy. I hate everyone and everything.”

— excerpt from a book I’ll never write #100

[lexygoodpaster]

Same

[blackfairypresident]

you could curse a police officer out, kick their car, throw a temper tantrum and throw trash. and that still doesnt mean they get to kill you. what the fuck is wrong with yall? why do you think police get some special license to kill when they get disrespected?

if they cant do their job without murdering unarmed people, they dont deserve their badge, or anyones respect.

[requiemforadeathmask]

Except it isn’t always that simple.

[forest-of-grace]

Except it literally is. I deal with verbal and emotional abuse daily at my job. I get disrespected daily. I’ve had customers throw things at me. Not one of those situations have I ever felt the need to pull a gun on them and shoot them. In fact, I am expected to tolerate that kind of abuse with a smile and often times those people get rewarded for their behavior.

If a cop can’t deal with being disrespected without murdering people then they don’t need to be a fucking cop.

[lexygoodpaster]

I hate that I can't shake the feeling when we kiss that our lips are made for each other

Excerpt from a book I'll never write #105