but your dad just calls me Laura Palmer

zoe 27 she/they

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[purplebuddhaquotes]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

apparently the cops arrested fuckin Bicycles Georg today

[dragon-in-a-fez]

someone found this guy's house on google maps and I'm screaming

[pileofknives]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy… questionable? This post may or may not be joyful or whimsical.

[moonlightingcurse]

Arrested Development – 1x22: Let 'Em Eat Cake

[afterword]

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

[wahoo-shem]

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[ofpurelove]

[valtsv]

something i really enjoy in horror movies is when the victim(s) start to hunt the killer in return in order to kill them first, both because it's an interesting parallel that (if done well) asks the audience to consider the question of when violence and killing are a justifiable means to an end in order to survive and at what point it crosses the line from acceptable to abhorrent and condemns the perpetrator, and also because it's a little bit funny. like i can do that too bitch you're not special.

[freakoutgirl]

is it normal to want to cry at this image

[rivsquiv]

wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever

[escuerzoresucitado]

[makashi-deactivated20160303]

sissy spacek in carrie (1976)

[loveridden1999]

[pseudomantis]

Some of my favorite NBA player tweets

[senatortedcruz]

left out the best one smh

[anneemay]

[nyancrimew]

this is GREAT two sentence horror actually

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[rylandsgrace]

ALYSA LIU

Photographed by Erika Long for Teen Vogue (March 4, 2026)