°̥✩stay curious, stay kind, stay weird✩°̥

name’s river :) im transmasc. he/him kofi assorted multifandom garbage (hellaverse, kpdh, tadc, gravity falls, sdv, genshin impact, + other stuff too sometimes) ✨flaming selfshipping trash pile✨ >>no DNI list bc they’re the dumbest thing ever, if you’re a dick i’m just gonna block you (spam likes/rb’s are okay)<< ❤️‍🔥i'm an adult, sometimes i post horny shit, you've been warned ❤️‍🔥

[rivsquiv]

lo. it is i.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

[ailithnight]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

[swarnpert]

youtube to mp3 converters have done more for this country than the military ever will

[mino2aur]

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

[frogofthemonth]

Petition to replace the moon with a large, immortal frog of similar mass. The benefits are as follows:

-Frog will eat incoming asteroids -Frog will wave at us and croak in the morning -Large and intimidating frog will scare away hostile aliens

I estimate that this can be done for roughly 42 Billion Frogloons. I will take donations to my Frogpal and or large wads of money in briefcases.

[octothinq]

My one flaw is that I play genshin impact. Everything else I do isn't a flaw it's just a character trait.

[real-language-facts]

masquerade (noun) - a lemonade made out of masks

[passionpeachy]

the nurses when i was born

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[unpeeled-human]

stop telling me what not to draw. i do not care

[bravelycowering]

i had a vision

[astropithecus]

I, too, of late, find myself possessed of strange visions.

[unpeeled-human]

stop telling me what not to draw. i do not care

[bravelycowering]

i had a vision

[maureen2musings]

Day & Night, Arches National Park, Utah

shelbydiamondstar photography

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[reactionimagesdaily]

[miniaturize]

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

[zonesoftime]

I like how looking for this post on your blog makes it look like you spent 3 hours checking whether or not apples are a type of fruit

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

Have you ever noticed how straight woman tend to romanticize yaoi, and completely ignore yuri? Yuri is literally so underrepresented in fandoms and as a lesbian it kills me.

Also the obsession straight woman have with gay men is lowkey weird, reminds me of straight men wanting to 'turn lesbiand straight.'

then YOU write more yuri. I never say “yuri is bad”. all I say is that I enjoy yaoi, and therefore I read, write and talk about yaoi on my own blog.

if you like yuri, then YOU read, write and talk about yuri. nobody is stopping you.

I am a cis woman, and I am obsessed with my mlm ship — because that’s my passion and my source of comfort. I write because I love my mlm ship, and because these fictional men make me happy (and no, I don’t want them straight, I want them gay and in love with each other). I am not going to apologize for doing whatever makes ME happy for myself and my own enjoyment. I am not here for a stranger’s approval. sorry if you find it weird I guess? I literally don’t know who you are, and a stranger’s opinion is not something I care about. especially when they come into MY house and start telling me what I should or should not do and enjoy.

I’ll continue reading, writing, enjoying and talking about yoai. and you can’t stop me.

again, fanfiction is not an act of activism. do whatever makes you happy, whatever turns you on, instead of trying to shame others for enjoying the thing they enjoy instead of the thing you enjoy.