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name’s river :) im transmasc. he/him kofi assorted multifandom garbage (hellaverse, kpdh, tadc, gravity falls, sdv, genshin impact, + other stuff too sometimes) ✨flaming selfshipping trash pile✨ >>no DNI list bc they’re the dumbest thing ever, if you’re a dick i’m just gonna block you (spam likes/rb’s are okay)<< ❤️‍🔥i'm an adult, sometimes i post horny shit, you've been warned ❤️‍🔥

[rivsquiv]

lo. it is i.

[ministarfruit]

iron lung where everything is the same but the convict has to wear this hat

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

[ailithnight]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

[swarnpert]

youtube to mp3 converters have done more for this country than the military ever will

[mino2aur]

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

[frogofthemonth]

Petition to replace the moon with a large, immortal frog of similar mass. The benefits are as follows:

-Frog will eat incoming asteroids -Frog will wave at us and croak in the morning -Large and intimidating frog will scare away hostile aliens

I estimate that this can be done for roughly 42 Billion Frogloons. I will take donations to my Frogpal and or large wads of money in briefcases.

[octothinq]

My one flaw is that I play genshin impact. Everything else I do isn't a flaw it's just a character trait.

[real-language-facts]

masquerade (noun) - a lemonade made out of masks

[passionpeachy]

the nurses when i was born

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[unpeeled-human]

stop telling me what not to draw. i do not care

[bravelycowering]

i had a vision

[astropithecus]

I, too, of late, find myself possessed of strange visions.

[unpeeled-human]

stop telling me what not to draw. i do not care

[bravelycowering]

i had a vision

[maureen2musings]

Day & Night, Arches National Park, Utah

shelbydiamondstar photography

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[reactionimagesdaily]

[miniaturize]

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

[zonesoftime]

I like how looking for this post on your blog makes it look like you spent 3 hours checking whether or not apples are a type of fruit